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Maggie’s Some things you don't argue with

ssgp2

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A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"
 
Re: Some things you don't argue with

Obviously this is someone else's story.

You live in Canada. If this were true she would have ordered donuts, skunky Canadian beer, and some weed.

Just sayin
 
Re: Some things you don't argue with

It`s obvious that you don`t know Quebec`s girl, ask Mike
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: fireguyty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Obviously this is someone else's story.

You live in Canada. If this were true she would have ordered donuts, skunky Canadian beer, and some weed.

Just sayin </div></div>
 
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I can testify to that. Quebec, especially montreal has some gorgeous women and not only do they look good but they are open minded(very open minded) and can carry a conversation. I can wait until the next time I'm back up there.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ssgp2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It`s obvious that you don`t know Quebec`s girl, ask Mike
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: fireguyty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Obviously this is someone else's story.

You live in Canada. If this were true she would have ordered donuts, skunky Canadian beer, and some weed.

Just sayin </div></div> </div></div>
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StanwoodSpartan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
ace31 said:
I can testify to that. Quebec, especially montreal has some gorgeous women and not only do they look good but they are open minded(very open minded) and can carry a conversation. I can wait until the next time I'm back up there.
ssgp2 said:
Yeah but shes still canadian. </div></div>

Not necessarily. There are a lot of eurpoean gals up there, actually its a melting pot of many different ethnicities so you can have your pick. A target rich environment some might say.
 
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Don't forget the beaver tail!! Their are a lot of different cultures up their from Sirlankan to Russian and every thing in between.
 
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The one's I love are the hotties that come down to Minnesota for the summers to work. Most all are French Candian. They speak French, but are pretty articulate in English.

So, there I was in Grand Marais and one of them is flirting with me...and the wife walks up. busted! Kind of...I got away with it saying I was leaning forward trying to understand what she was saying.