If he won't take bearer bonds might offer krugerrand.
Someone that owes me $500 from 3+ years ago just texted and called me out of nowhere - Update: White Trash Extravaganza Achieved! WE HAVE MONEY!!
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Will he accept Iraqi dinars? If he gets in soon he can still turn a huge profit when the currency is re-based.
finally this is getting interesting. time to pull out the popcorn.
i know if i was trying to get 50k out of you i would have brought up the money and asked you how i can send it to you first, sent the money first as an act of good faith and then come with prospectus and be up front with shit.
people who invest large sums of money arent looking for the sob stories they want to see the numbers and the boring legal parts of things.
show me the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i know if i was trying to get 50k out of you i would have brought up the money and asked you how i can send it to you first, sent the money first as an act of good faith and then come with prospectus and be up front with shit.
people who invest large sums of money arent looking for the sob stories they want to see the numbers and the boring legal parts of things.
show me the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Tell him this is a go for sure!!
Get his addy, send him a sappy wedding card and a brick painted gold. Then revel in the more than $500 satisfaction of building false hope and loose his number forever.
Get his addy, send him a sappy wedding card and a brick painted gold. Then revel in the more than $500 satisfaction of building false hope and loose his number forever.
It's only $50,500... go be poor somewhere else!
I'm 95% sure there is no wedding.
It's either an invented person to somehow project all of the 'responsibility' onto someone else, or its someone working with/scamming him that has him also following along on a seperate con.
Why send poop when you can hire a prostitute to go to the wedding to make a scene claiming she's pregnant with the groom's baby.
@TheGerman Alright man, I’m just going to come out and say it. I’m not even going to lie about it like this stupid guy.
So, I work my ass off, I do ok, sometimes work 18 hour+ days, got a few kids and bills like everyone else. I’m probably doing better than most out there but I need more money for two things.
The first thing is I could use at least $100k to get my first supercar. See it’s always been a dream of mine but I just cannot pay for these kids, all these bills and have enough left over to buy one. So can you help a brother out?
The second thing is that i need money for campaigning. See, I want to run for office and in my campaign I’m going to say what everyone wants to say about our politicians but don’t have the stones to. Yep, you read it right. I’m going to admit that I don’t have any intention of doing what the people want, I just want to get into office to fleece the American people and run my criminal empire like 90% or the other crooked fuckers in DC. That’s my campaign statement in a nutshell. I bet it resonates well with the populace. Then I’m going to come back and tell them who I really am and why I want to run for office. I ain’t got all of the answers but I’ll do a better job than anyone currently there, that I guarantee. Lol.
So, I work my ass off, I do ok, sometimes work 18 hour+ days, got a few kids and bills like everyone else. I’m probably doing better than most out there but I need more money for two things.
The first thing is I could use at least $100k to get my first supercar. See it’s always been a dream of mine but I just cannot pay for these kids, all these bills and have enough left over to buy one. So can you help a brother out?
The second thing is that i need money for campaigning. See, I want to run for office and in my campaign I’m going to say what everyone wants to say about our politicians but don’t have the stones to. Yep, you read it right. I’m going to admit that I don’t have any intention of doing what the people want, I just want to get into office to fleece the American people and run my criminal empire like 90% or the other crooked fuckers in DC. That’s my campaign statement in a nutshell. I bet it resonates well with the populace. Then I’m going to come back and tell them who I really am and why I want to run for office. I ain’t got all of the answers but I’ll do a better job than anyone currently there, that I guarantee. Lol.
Send me your address. Ill send you something.
highly likely, going to be interesting on how much he commits to the scam or how much he does or doesnt know...
anticipating something like "what else do you need i just told you everything about it"
Haven't heard anything back after asking for investment materials. I'll wait a bit and then ask him to call me because 'we need to discuss the investment'.
tell him youll invest if you get your 500 first as a good will sign then ghost the fuck out of him
Get a transcript of the call fyi... Seems to be a thing lately
Are you sure it is actually him texting you & he didn't sell his phone & contacts to some scammers?
This thread delivers! Thanks for the entertainment @TheGerman .
I've been screwed out of $$ from a friend's ex. Wanted to start an NFA trust together but didn't know what to get, how to set it up, needed help, blah blah... Good reminder to check back in with that f'ker.
I've been screwed out of $$ from a friend's ex. Wanted to start an NFA trust together but didn't know what to get, how to set it up, needed help, blah blah... Good reminder to check back in with that f'ker.
Hey, if you need someone to take a shit in a box and send it overnight mail I will....I've got spare time.
@TheGerman,
Your post has inspired me to be a better person and finally become a contributing member of society. Unfortunately I have let a military trunk of great value in the war and I neds monies to pay to return it. I would pay this fees to return trunk to my possession but I spent last monies on helping poor children soldiers raid village of people to have food. You ar responsible for the value of the goods once back and I share all blood diamonds with you in good faith.
If that didn't work, then I'll leave you with this:
Your post has inspired me to be a better person and finally become a contributing member of society. Unfortunately I have let a military trunk of great value in the war and I neds monies to pay to return it. I would pay this fees to return trunk to my possession but I spent last monies on helping poor children soldiers raid village of people to have food. You ar responsible for the value of the goods once back and I share all blood diamonds with you in good faith.
If that didn't work, then I'll leave you with this:
This has reached 'TARD' proportion. Thats a step beyond 'EPIC'
Chapter 7: I Am Beset on All Sides by Poors
Wait, I've seen this documentary.
Does it end up with us hauling gold bars in Louis Vouitton luggage across the desert and one of us has pneumothorax?
never a lender nor a borrower be . lending friends money is about 1/2 as not smart as lending family money , Its as good as gone , If you have it to give and you wont sweat it not being in your pockets then I would give a friend or family money . hope for the best that they pay you back , expect the worst the money was a piss poor investment . In 40+ years that has never let me down . Also kept me on speaking terms with members of the family , and friends .
Lending money to friends or family is like gambling, don't bet or loan what your not willing to lose.
I'm thinking we need to take a collection to help TheGerman buy a plane ticket.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Oh, and since this seems to be a beggar's thread...
I can at least guarantee your money will be spent on alcohol.
See, I'm doing stupid shit in public in an attempt to do what prior folks have promised and failed to do - Unite We The People in my city.
There are a lot of alcoholics in town, and I need to get them all legally (0.08%BAC) drunk.
I can at least guarantee your money will be spent on alcohol.
See, I'm doing stupid shit in public in an attempt to do what prior folks have promised and failed to do - Unite We The People in my city.
There are a lot of alcoholics in town, and I need to get them all legally (0.08%BAC) drunk.
I had a similar story to the OP a number of years back, one of my high school buds called me out of the blue. I’d floated him on a few things back in the day to a tune of probably $800 over our first year of college. He wanted to reconnect, so we went out to dinner one night. We sat down at the table he pulled out $1000 and set it on the table in front of me. I was kind of surprised, but pleased he hadn’t forgotten the debt after 15+ years. He had gotten an inheritance and wanted to settle up.
Unfortunately now a few years later he’s back to broke, his dirtbag brother bankrupted my buddy’s parents and my buddy spent the inheritance bailing out the parents so they wouldn’t lose their home. Last time I was at his house there was an electric bill on the table that was marked “third notice”, fortunately he hasn’t asked me for anything.
Unfortunately now a few years later he’s back to broke, his dirtbag brother bankrupted my buddy’s parents and my buddy spent the inheritance bailing out the parents so they wouldn’t lose their home. Last time I was at his house there was an electric bill on the table that was marked “third notice”, fortunately he hasn’t asked me for anything.
Nothing as of yet after asking to call and discuss ?
Personally, I would keep it at texts - that way you won't have to write down what he said
- you know . . . if you ever need a record
- for whatever purpose.
Hm, sounds as if he is consulting with someone else every time you answer or he is scrambling to gather the bogus materials since he didn't expect you to ask for anything.
I can't claim credit for coming up with that. Different story.
So.....no Rolex, I guess?
Anyway, I agree with some of the people who decided he is being guided in a scam, with some flea-bag female catfishing him, or he is trying to scam you with this BS story. I don't know if he has reached a point to prosecute, but sooner or later you are going to have to cut him loose or turn him over to the law. Your call.
Anyway, I agree with some of the people who decided he is being guided in a scam, with some flea-bag female catfishing him, or he is trying to scam you with this BS story. I don't know if he has reached a point to prosecute, but sooner or later you are going to have to cut him loose or turn him over to the law. Your call.
Just reply to him that you had been making contact with a prince from a certain war-torn African country who is fleeing for his life and that he has promised to let you keep several million dollars from his personal accounts if you shared your bank account with him. Tell the guy that you have given this prince your account info and as soon as the promised funds reach you, you will give him the amount that he 'requested' too...
He aint poor! He can buy his own. And he might just for fun.
A guy with more than 1 Knight’s in the safe doesn't need donations.
tell him you want to do it, but the wife says no because he never paid you back. tell him if he sends you the 500, you can tell the MRS. that he DID pay you back. if by some miracle he sends you the money, pocket it and forget the shitbird exists.
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