Someone that owes me $500 from 3+ years ago just texted and called me out of nowhere - Update: White Trash Extravaganza Achieved! WE HAVE MONEY!!

[hlee]

Sometimes, you just gotta speak in a language they understand...

Next text from Him- So, about that "once in a lifetime" investment opportunity...

 

[W54/XM-388]

Next text from Him- So, about that "once in a lifetime" investment opportunity...

That's easy.

You'd love to help and have three million, two hundred, thirty one thousand, sixty three Euros in your off shore account, but it's stuck due to some Tax payment issues and they have frozen the account, but if he can lend you enough money to bribe a bank worker to transfer it to you, you'll be happy to invest the entire amount with him.

 

[SD Carpenter]

Better then nothing?

 

[Zeroit]

But I thought he owes you 5 did he use new math or deduct high interest?

 

[TheGerman]

But I thought he owes you 5 did he use new math or deduct high interest?

Yeah. I'm going to wait until I get some sort of follow up message where he wants me to thank him or some shit and then ask about his math skills.

The extra 3$ confuses me the most.

 

[Snipe260]

Yeah. I'm going to wait until I get some sort of follow up message where he wants me to thank him or some shit and then ask about his math skills.

The extra 3$ confuses me the most.

That was for the reach around!??

 

[myronman3]

Yup....math skills is the next question. You got some of it back...my guess is that he screwed someone else. Hopefully that “someone else” is one of the “someones” trying to push him to screwing you.

 

[kriller134]

You should only shoot him in the face once since he gave you most of the money.

 

[TheGerman]

Yup....math skills is the next question. You got some of it back...my guess is that he screwed someone else. Hopefully that “someone else” is one of the “someones” trying to push him to screwing you.

Exact reason why I hit 'transfer to bank account' without even thinking about it.

 

[JakeM]

You should only shoot him in the face once since he gave you most of the money.

The extra $3 is for the one bullet.

 

[SilentStalkr]

Random text today, after basically zero contact since I posted the last messages.

Him - Hey

Me - If you're not messaging me about sending me money you can fuck right off

Him - Oh. What if I didnt send you any money?

Me - What if I shot you twice in the face?


and then........



TADA!

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And before you faggots tell me to check my email, this is a burner email account, its for spam and random apps that want your email.

Also....I have no fucking idea where he got $303.00 from.

That’s probably all the poor dude had which is why it’s an oddball number. And he must really be scared of you. Lmao!

 

[Tucker301]

Random text today, after basically zero contact since I posted the last messages.

Him - Hey

Me - If you're not messaging me about sending me money you can fuck right off

Him - Oh. What if I didnt send you any money?

Me - What if I shot you twice in the face?


and then........



TADA!

View attachment 7182744

And before you faggots tell me to check my email, this is a burner email account, its for spam and random apps that want your email.

Also....I have no fucking idea where he got $303.00 from.

Why are you still on Windows 7?

 

[Mike Casselton]

Yup....math skills is the next question. You got some of it back...my guess is that he screwed someone else. Hopefully that “someone else” is one of the “someones” trying to push him to screwing you.

^^^^

This.
He borrowed another 5 bills from someone else. This is what's left over from a night of drinking and getting a $20 hand job.

 

[SilentStalkr]

Why are you still on Windows 7?

Hey man, leave him alone, he needs that money he loaned the guy to upgrade!??

 

[W54/XM-388]

Why are you still on Windows 7?

I still use windows 7 because I haven't fully converted over to Linux and Windows 10 is like being stuck with a high maintenance annoying girlfriend that wants your attention and you to be doing things for them constantly instead of being able to get down to work... oh and then she constantly tells her sorority sisters everything you do and say so they can laugh at you behind your back....

 

[pmclaine]

Why are you still on Windows 7?

He is waiting for the other $197 to upgrade to 10.

 

[W54/XM-388]

He is waiting for the other $197 to upgrade to 10.

Windows 10 is so bad that you can upgrade to it for FREE from windows 7 and people still prefer to stick with 7....

 

[Mooncake]

^^^^

This.
He borrowed another 5 bills from someone else. This is what's left over from a night of drinking and getting a $20 hand job.

Wait, I should be charging $20?

 

[D_TROS]

hooooly crap how did I miss this. 7 pages later.....totally worth it lolol.

cant believe you got $$$ out of him. impressive mind F*$k


As mentioned gotta close with, "your math skills suck and go be poor somewhere else!"

lol
DT

 

[Zeroit]

I'm pretty sure if you rent them or marry them it's gonna cost you more than 20 bucks not asking for a friend.

 

[Zeroit]

Cheaper to roll with windows 10.

 

[x_789]

Has he asked you for a wedding present yet? After he sent the funds I figured he would be sending the registry link asap.

 

[Va_Gentleman]

 

[Dirty D]

Can I borrow $303?

 

[hlee]

Can I borrow $303?

You gotta do better than that. Try "I've got a can't miss investment opportunity. The buy in is only $303. Guaranteed return of investment of 60.6% in as little as 4 years. Maybe."

 

[Dirty D]

You gotta do better than that. Try "I've got a can't miss investment opportunity. The buy in is only $303. Guaranteed return of investment of 60.6% in as little as 4 years. Maybe."

Everyone knows it’s for toothless hookers and meth.

 

[hseII]

Everyone has some kind of accent.
Hell, people from Georgia think Kansas folks have a funny accent.

That’s because the do.

It sounds like Canada Lite.

 

[lash]

I just want to know that if I borrow $1000 from you and don’t pay you back, do I get a thread in my honor before you shoot me twice in the face? Asking for a friend.

 

[theLBC]

hide yer guns in case he red flags you.

 

[hlee]

I just want to know that if [someone] borrow(s) $1000 from you and do[esn't] pay you back, do [they] get a thread in [their] honor before you shoot [them] twice in the face? Asking for a friend.

Fixed it to protect your anonymity...

 

[Kamerad]

Maybe this could somehow end up as a 'Dear Penthouse'. story.

Maybe ‘he’ is now a ‘she’. If that’s your speed.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

I keep my money safely invested. If someone needs some spare loot chances are I genuinely don't have it. Makes the decision much easier.

 

[lash]

I learned long ago to decide if the friend was worthy of a gift. Small friendly loans don’t exist. It’s those that pay you back when they can that matter.

 

[Skimafia]

Seems only logical at this point to ask him if you can borrow $197.00

 

[Bender]

Yesterday random dude just asked to borrow $303 from me? Something tells me I shouldn’t loan random people money.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Seems only logical at this point to ask him if you can borrow $197.00

DO IT German!!!! Record the conversation and share it!!!!

 

[Deleted member 10043]

 

[Skimafia]

DO IT German!!!! Record the conversation and share it!!!!

Second thought, ask him for 199 and see what he says

 

[Milf Dots]

His Venmo account may have a daily or weekly limit for transactions, so the $303 may be the result of that.

OR, the $197 he still owes you went toward a script for Valtrex to treat the case of Herpes he caught while fucking over so many people.

 

[TheGerman]

DO IT German!!!! Record the conversation and share it!!!!

I'll text this tomorrow.

 

[Dirty D]

I'll text this tomorrow.

Can I borrow $303 today and another $197 on Saturday?

 

[Aries256]

I had a friend like this. That over time I didnt exist until he needed money. Loaned once, not again. Cut him out of my life like a inflamed appendix.