FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
I just had a revelation. A Real epiphany. I should have went into advertising and made a killing marketing shit to the masses (can't argue this) of idiots and ignoramouses out there.
The same mouthbreathers who would buy $100 Monster Cables or $30 tubes of lube.
FUCK YEA, WE CAN NOW EAT OUR LUBE. Despite the fact that all the carbon, lead and other shit is mixed in there with your bio friendly and apparantley tastey lube of choice (Sorry Adam&eve.com, not you), people will still stand in line to throw their money down an endless abyss. It's not like most dino and synthetic oils have proven over the years to be more than adaquate while having the best volume/price of pretty much any lube out there. It's not like MOST of the products on the market are junk and will harm your weapons more than protect them (Yes, fuck you Miltech).
Is it really THAT hard to clean your weapons? I don't know, Maybe I'm just a poor, ignorant, solider and hobbiest who doesn't know any better. It's amazing, that outside of some complex weapon systems (IE, Not shit you own) and corrosive ammo, just about every weapon is fairly easy to clean. The ones that aren't and have difficult spots to reach with tools, some wonder lube of the week will not make a difference.
While I just about never disagree with PTZ, and I'm not really disagreeing with him, just a difference of philosophies.... I cannot fathom spending $30 on a small tub of lube, when I can Get 5 gallons of Mobil 1 syth for less. I have yet, in my years in the Mil, working for the gov, and as a enthusiest, have found it to be lacking as a Lube. I could care less about cleaning unless it effects reliability and accuracy. Then again the same people in this thread (mostly) must spend more time cleaning and worrying about pretting up their guns than actually using them. I