What do Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods have in common? They are both famous for playing with little white balls.
What's this?: __________________________ Michael Jackson's EKG.
Michael Jackson has court, his lawyer asked him if they had any evidence on him... Michael replied, yes, but it's only minor shit.
what's the difference between MJ and a cell phone? they're both made of plastic, but only one can be recharged when it dies
What do you call a four person band with no lead singer? The Jackson five
What kind of dressing does Macauley Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch
They served caviar at MJ's funeral in memory of him beause it too comes on little white crackers.
MJ wants to be cremated and his ashes spread in some hot chili. The chili will then be fed to several young boys so he can tear their asses apart one more time.
What do MacAulay Culkin and an Alien abduction victim have in common? They both been anal probed by a pale looking being.
farrah fawcett got to heaven and god said "what is your last wish for the people of earth?" farrah said "i want to save the children." so god killed michael jackson.
MJ wanted to be made in to a whistle so little kids can still blow him
MJ is like a grocery bag b/c he is made of plastic and a danger to small children
MJ died of food poisioning, coroner determines culprit was 10 yr old weiner.
I'm going to McDonald's now to get the special McJackson Burger. It's 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
What's this?: __________________________ Michael Jackson's EKG.
Michael Jackson has court, his lawyer asked him if they had any evidence on him... Michael replied, yes, but it's only minor shit.
what's the difference between MJ and a cell phone? they're both made of plastic, but only one can be recharged when it dies
What do you call a four person band with no lead singer? The Jackson five
What kind of dressing does Macauley Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch
They served caviar at MJ's funeral in memory of him beause it too comes on little white crackers.
MJ wants to be cremated and his ashes spread in some hot chili. The chili will then be fed to several young boys so he can tear their asses apart one more time.
What do MacAulay Culkin and an Alien abduction victim have in common? They both been anal probed by a pale looking being.
farrah fawcett got to heaven and god said "what is your last wish for the people of earth?" farrah said "i want to save the children." so god killed michael jackson.
MJ wanted to be made in to a whistle so little kids can still blow him
MJ is like a grocery bag b/c he is made of plastic and a danger to small children
MJ died of food poisioning, coroner determines culprit was 10 yr old weiner.
I'm going to McDonald's now to get the special McJackson Burger. It's 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
