Re: Templar action inspired by Monty Python?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlabamaShooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Depends SilentX, depends if you.....
<span style="font-weight: bold">1st soldier with a keen interest in birds</span>: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
<span style="font-weight: bold">King Arthur</span>: What do you mean?
<span style="font-weight: bold">1st soldier with a keen interest in birds</span>: Well, this is a temperate zone
<span style="font-weight: bold">King Arthur</span>: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
<span style="font-weight: bold">1st soldier with a keen interest in birds</span>: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
<span style="font-weight: bold">King Arthur</span>: Not at all. They could be carried.
<span style="font-weight: bold">1st soldier with a keen interest in birds</span>: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
<span style="font-weight: bold">King Arthur</span>: It could grip it by the husk!
<span style="font-weight: bold">1st soldier with a keen interest in birds</span>: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
<span style="font-weight: bold">King Arthur</span>: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
<span style="font-weight: bold">1st soldier with a keen interest in birds</span>: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
<span style="font-weight: bold">King Arthur</span>: Please!
<span style="font-weight: bold">1st soldier with a keen interest in birds</span>: Am I right?
<span style="font-weight: bold">King Arthur</span>: I'm not interested!
<span style="font-weight: bold">Second Swallow-Savvy Guard</span>: It could be carried by an African swallow.
<span style="font-weight: bold">King Arthur</span>: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
<span style="font-weight: bold">1st soldier with a keen interest in birds</span>: Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Second Swallow-Savvy Guard</span>: But then the African swallow's not migratory...
Sorry couldnt resist, that is one of my favorite scenes in that movie.
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Outstanding!
I'm a bit rusty but I watch this flick about once a year.
The Killer Bunny massacre and What makes you King? clever dialog keeps bringing me back, along with countless other scenes.
Oh yeah, and the GAP Templar action is awesome as well.