The Enduring One-Legged Broom Salesman

Tucker301

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Now I know you were likely expecting a joke of some kind, but stay with me anyway.

When I was 16 I inherited my older brother's job at the hardware store as he was bound for college.
It was a great job, and I met a lot of interesting people , plus I was out of the tobacco fields to boot!
Some of you may recall my posts about the Belknap Hardware salesman by the name of Horace Myers. I always assumed he was from Kentucky, but it turned out he was from the town I now live near. Also turned out he was a decorated WWII hero. We lost him a while back, but I was fortunate enough to re-connect with him, fix his computer for free a couple of times, and listen to some of yarns while doing so.

Another interesting character was this old fellow who sold brooms and other supplies out of his car. Hand-made in the USA quality brooms!

He was missing the bottom half of one leg and he used crutches to get around. He was old in 1976, or at least I thought he was. I guess most of the world is old to a 16 year old. Heck, I even thought that cute blonde girl was old until I showed up to pick her up for a date and her dad explained to me that she only 14 and that she wasn't going anywhere with me.

When I got married at 18, the hardware on the other side of town, about a ten minute walk, wooed me into to coming to work for them.
While they were not a Belknap dealer, other familiar salesmen did still come by every now and then, including the one-legged broom guy.

When I left the hardware game a few years later, of course I lost touch with these colorful and wholesome souls.

Fast forward to today, May 8, 2017, and I am doing some work for a local machine shop, when this one-legged OLD man on crutches comes in and asks the owner if he needs any brooms.
I am blown away. it's the same man!

The owner told he still had several new ones from last time, and he joked that the product is too good to generate any repeat business.

I followed the gentleman outside and a brief conversation confirmed that he has been selling brooms on the road for 41 years. Turns out I'd met him when he was just starting out, back in '76.
He didn't remember me, but he remembered some of the older fellows who worked at the stores back then.

I asked him if he had any good push brooms, explaining that I needed one for my garage and that the ones from Harbor Freight aren't worth throwing away. He smiled and said, "They're not made in the USA. Mine are made in TEXAS, and they're damned good brooms!"

We went to his van, which was stuffed to the ceiling with product, and he showed which carton to dig out. I climbed in and got the carton and pulled out a 24 inch high quality made in TEXAS broom head. He told me to grab one of those handles and one of those braces over there. "A lot of people don't realize how important that brace is to the life of the broom."

Yes sir!

I asked how much I owed him.

$18.50

I tendered $20 and told him I have hated change ever since 2009. He laughed and said, "Alright young man. You have a good day, and thanks for the business!"

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

I hope to see him again in another 40 years or so.

 
Tucker, thanks for passing that along. To any other audience the nuisances of such a of such a journey would be lost. But here they are understood and very much appreciated. While he may not be rich in $$$ terms he obviously is a success under terms of character.
People do not understand quality anymore. I wish your one legged acquaintance all the joy this world and the next have to offer.
 
Can you even walk into HD or Lowes and buy quality American made broom of that size for $18.50? Wish I could find that guy around here.

And yes, I totally appreciate stories like this. But it just makes me sad recalling the days when guys could work certain honest jobs, with honest labour, and still earn a living and provide a home for a family, a car, and a vacation every year. Now things are made in China with slave labour. And tossed in the trash rather than repaired. And the trades have been decimated. A different world. And while I understand the arguments why I shouldn't worry about the transformation, as long as we're letting millions of illiterate, unskilled, welfare addicts into our welfare state, I'm not buying them.

Thanks for a great story Tuck.
 
We've had one argument.

One ? (or, one per week ? Like my wife of 35 years and I ?). I (mostly) joke. We used to fight, but we've both figured out that the kinds of things we used to fight about just aren't that important anymore. We're enjoying life like never before and I think we're over the hump, things just get better and better as time goes on.

just wiped a tear thinking about the guy with hook hands and one eye from the 5 and 10 across from my elementary school, cool story.

And, Jerry's post makes me think of "Robbie", owner of Robbie's market. He was always checking customers out at the till. The place couldn't have been any more than 30 feet wide and 60 feet deep. No shopping carts as we know them today, there weren't enough goods in the store for more than one person to fill up a cart. It was a little hole in the wall place, long before Safeway, Thriftway, QFC, etc. Robbie was all of 5 foot 6, had a goiter on his neck the size of a cantaloupe and talked with the aid of an Electrolarynx. He was plenty used to little kids like me who had never seen anyone/anything like that before and our silver dollar sized eyes when we saw him for the first time. Even at 6 years old, I just knew that he was not long for this world. Nicest guy in the whole world. Kudos to him, he had been served a shit burger supreme, yet was still one of the most decent, humble and caring people I have ever come across. That was 55 years ago......

I remember going there with my Mom and getting bottles of 7-up out of the cooler with the lid that you had to lift up that bathed the bottles in cold water for a nickel. Might have even been cheaper, though I'm not sure how......

 
Yes. Graduate high school one week and married the next.
Had our first young 'un 7 years later.
We'll be 39 years together this June.
We've had one argument.

Since everyone is the mood for sentimental stories, here's one about my sister:
When she was 10 (12?) a kid from around the neighbourhood grabbed her on the playground at school, forced a kiss on her, and said "I love you, and some day I'm going to marry you!"
Well, they too were married right after high school. They've been together faithfully for more than 40 years now. So don't say it's not possible. I don't think they fight either. Then again, my BIL is one big guy. I'm guessing she's too afraid to argue.;)
 
This got me to thinking and remembering about 20 some years ago when a Vet stopped by my shop and I bought a nice broom that has lasted for years and I still use it.
I wonder if there wasn't some kind of "support" from Magnolia at that time that supported Vets and was pushed through word of mouth at the VFW AM Legion and put them on the road or streets selling stuff? Put guys to work and move the stuff you are selling. Maybe just a GOOD Sales man that hired lots of people.
If you get around some Old Texans of that era you will find Many that can spin a good line of Bullshitttin. Sell you Snake Oil and make you happy you bought it.

Anyway, I tried to get a new Magnolia broom to see if it was as good as what I have. Give the factory a call only to find out I must find a distributor, translated through a heavy Texas drawl but she did say,"Well,Bless your heart." so I knew the Lord was with me on this deal. They mostly sell industrial but there was a hardware store in Boulder {Land of Fruits and Nuts} that had one. I give them a call and they are cool, so I ordered a broom mailed out to me.
It came via Mail with no handle, picked that up at Home Depot and am very happy with it. It looks almost like the old one. The price was right too, even with mail.
I test ran it and it is great. Can't find the quality locally.
Regards, FM

Do you remember the Fuller Brush man?