The fuck is wrong with lawyer's offices?

[akmike47]

Called our lawyer to inquire about a Form 1 trust.
He does them all the time because he's a staunch 2A supporter.

$300.

Um, yeah. Like posted above, it's probably a fill in the blanks form that takes 5 minutes including signatures.

That’s a pretty normal price.

 

[Animal357]

I had one bill me $2000 for a boiler plate Real Estate Purchase and Sale agreement. He was too fucking lazy to take the previous client's info off of it before sending it to me. F him

 

[BLEE]

How about judges, who delete statements from legal court transcripts when I have the exact statements on voice recorder from a cell phone, that was running the whole time. The transcripts would expose legal fraud and rights violations by a derelict judge and other attorneys, both for hire and court appointed. This kind of shit is common, where I live. I've seen this first hand. They all need to be hung in from the tallest tree in the court house lawn and the carcasses left hanging for the buzzards to pick clean. What's just as bad, is the state attorney general office, state police and FBI, that doesn't give a shit if it's a "little person's" money that's been stolen, especially when the thief was a fellow attorney. To them $300,000 is not enough to get excited about. I wouldn't piss on any attorney if they were on fire.

 

[Blutroop]

No. Poors cant read.

Some uv us poor be read up to 12. whait a minute what wuz the ?

 

[NoDopes]

Some uv us poor be read up to 12. whait a minute what wuz the ?

White fucking privileged right there...

 

[91Eunozs]

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

LOL … you just made my book of quotes

 

[EddieNFL]

I wouldn't piss on any attorney if they were on fire.

That is the short sighted statement of the day.
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If you drink enough, your piss could "enhance" the fire for the enjoyment of onlookers.

 

[Maggot]

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[vinniedelpino]

If youre not familiar with Legal Shield, its good for simple contracts, letters, etc.

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LegalShield provides access to legal services offered by a network of provider law firms to

Legal Zoom and Rocket lawyer too for anything boilerplate or close to it.

I still use an attorney for more complex partnership agreements, irrevocable trusts and buyouts, but that’s about it nowadays.

$30 often gets you the same or better product than paying an attorney $1500.

 

[A&8's]

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
William Shakespeare circa 1591

 

[waveslayer]

Lol lol lol. LMAO.

I had a askedna lawyer to get me some contracts that were straightforward, he had helped me leave a partnership and knew I had all my prior information that we had another attorney draw up. He asked if I had samples of the contracts...
10,000 dollar bill later, I kid you not! He had a paralegal retype the contract I sent them!!!!!
I called and obviously told him I wasn't going to pay him a dime, and next time he should have asked for the word document! Ha ha ha ha ha ha

I see his brother all the time, which just makes me smiling each time! Jack ass!

 

[Rthur]

They are full of lawyers.

R

 

[varano14]

I had one bill me $2000 for a boiler plate Real Estate Purchase and Sale agreement. He was too fucking lazy to take the previous client's info off of it before sending it to me. F him

My lord that's usually $125 through our office. I apparently need to move
Small town, small prices