The heros we need

[TurboTrout]

Older news story, but my point stands.

Mind yo bizznasss

Florida woman and her dad hit with bat after social distancing warning

KEY WEST, Fla. (AP) — A woman and her 61-year-old father were hit in the head with a baseball bat Saturday after warning a group of about 20 college-aged people gathered on a Florida Keys beach about social distancing due to coronavirus, sheriff’s officials said. The woman, 21, told Monroe...

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I’d also vote not guilty.

 

[kcbird]

You know what, I've never been hit in the head with a ball bat. You know what else, I mind my own fucking business.

Maybe this was a learning experience for the lower IQ folks around.

 

[akmike47]

You know what, I've never been hit in the head with a ball bat. You know what else, I mind my own fucking business.

Maybe this was a learning experience for the lower IQ folks around.

“How have you managed to stay alive so long?”

Minding my own damn business

 

[diverdon]

Yeah, mind your own business. But also (unless some jail time is on your bucket list) do not hit people who are not a physical threat to you in the head with a baseball bat.

 

[TurboTrout]

Yeah, mind your own business. But also (unless some jail time is on your bucket list) do not hit people who are not a physical threat to you in the head with a baseball bat.

Nah, it was a good hit.

Look at the beautiful new world these covid Karen’s have made, beside did they die?

 

[TurboTrout]

You know what, I've never been hit in the head with a ball bat. You know what else, I mind my own fucking business.

Maybe this was a learning experience for the lower IQ folks around.

It literally is that easy

 

[akmike47]

They are the ocean version of people who move to recreational lakes and bitch about boat noise.

 

[kcbird]

Yeah, mind your own business. But also (unless some jail time is on your bucket list) do not hit people who are not a physical threat to you in the head with a baseball bat.

Well that goes full circle. You never know what a stranger is going to do when you stick your nose in their business. People get wacked all the time for doing absolutely nothing at all. People are fucking crazy and don't need a reason to beat a mother fucker to death other than the voices in their head told them to do it.

 

[Jgunner]

I was going to ask if “college aged people” was slang for “inner city youths” but then the article mention 3 center console boats, but never mentioned that the boats were stolen, so guess it was a bunch of whiteys. Not sure why they felt the need to el kabong them with a baseball bat, but those two musta been pretty demanding.

 

[softcock]

 

[Son of Dorn]

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Not quite as elegant as my antler-and-stone priest but rather more versatile, I think. Better for fending off land-pirates haranguing innocent boaters.

 

[Makinchips208]

Fair ball!
Only a double though. Grand slam is better.

 

[Mike Casselton]

The lump on the back of her head was from a donkey punch.
She stayed around, hoping for another...

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

This is what happens when the Pravda convinces people that they are "Front Line Heroes".
You are not a hero. You don't have a rainbow colored cape or super powers. Mind your own business and leave other people alone.

 

[myronman3]

Not sure why they felt the need to el kabong them with a baseball bat, but those two musta been pretty demanding.

an “el kabong” reference!!!! you get a gold star next to your name today!!!

i’m willing to bet there was no bat involved. i bet they just got what they deserved and embellished it with the bat part.

i will also go on record and say that this is what should happen everytime some cocksucker tries to demand someone do something.

 

[TexPatriot]

 

[Alphatreedog]

Karen Wars . The struggle is real .

 

[tomcatmv]

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I had one of those when I had a couple trips to Alaska to halibut fish but a .38 worked better.

 

[Liberator52]

I was gonna ask,........how you play baseball in a boat ?