Hey Dash, She looks to good to be letting her out like that but I must admit I did get hungry looking at her. I fact my tongue is still hard
Maggie’s The New Hot Girlfriend/Wife Thread
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there is more where that came from....she loves a man with a big gun
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I'm pretty lucky I married Popeye's sister .
Sorry she is so covered, best I could do on short notice.
Long long ago, in a galaxy far away.... this pic is from about 1987. She still looks pretty good for an older gal. This was at our little house down in IB below Coronado.
Very nice look there Chev, she looks like a Sassy, that’s a GOOD thing ?. Very ? lookin’ package. Nice catch...very nice! ? ?
In 87 I was in the 1st grade.....
nice 502. A good woman who sticks by you is pretty awesome.
might just find me one yet..... ?
nice 502. A good woman who sticks by you is pretty awesome.
might just find me one yet..... ?
Ok, so here is before & after.
2004
And 2019
I think she's held up pretty well for an 'old classic'. lol So that was just before she turned 46 last summer.
2004
And 2019
I think she's held up pretty well for an 'old classic'. lol So that was just before she turned 46 last summer.
A lot of interracial couples here..including myself...
aren’t we all suppose to be racist “right wingers”
we can’t get anything right!!!
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aren’t we all suppose to be racist “right wingers”
we can’t get anything right!!!
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Proud to call her my wife. Been together 21yrs this Sept.
1st two are from her UFE fitness show last Oct
Yeah, she likes to ‘choot, too.
1st two are from her UFE fitness show last Oct
Yeah, she likes to ‘choot, too.
Dayyyuuummm! You’re batting out of your league.
You’re preachin’ to the choir, brother!
Oh, yeah. Been called "racis'" a time or three in my life. It usually results in a good belly laugh. lol
You must have gotten married when you turned 10 yrs old!!!
Photos are from 2 months ago. We were young, but not 10 years old lol! I actually married an older woman. She was 20 and I was 19!
Like a fine wine she just gets better with age!
I think there are a couple of things to look out for if you are single.
First, if a chick is an attention whore, she is fucking half the town.
If she is quiet, doesn't like attention and doesn't have to go out all the time with her friends she's probably a keeper.
If you pick a hunting chick, she will wreck you financially as you'll be paying for twice the hunts. I know a couple of dudes who routinely get screwed out big animals to appeise their wives.
If a chick wants a fuck ton of kids, you will be broke. Just accept it.
Be careful with your penis.
First, if a chick is an attention whore, she is fucking half the town.
If she is quiet, doesn't like attention and doesn't have to go out all the time with her friends she's probably a keeper.
If you pick a hunting chick, she will wreck you financially as you'll be paying for twice the hunts. I know a couple of dudes who routinely get screwed out big animals to appeise their wives.
If a chick wants a fuck ton of kids, you will be broke. Just accept it.
Be careful with your penis.
Doesn't the range have a sign not to shoot the ceiling because it looks like they have a sign don't hit the targets
I like her style relaxin’.
My wife asked about all the "holes" in the ceiling, I told her it was dudes shooting their load before they were readyDoesn't the range have a sign not to shoot the ceiling because it looks like they have a sign don't hit the targets
. Her reply: judging from my experience, most of the holes in the ceiling must be yours then. 
Oh I really like’er now. Those are “challenge on” wordsMy wife asked about all the "holes" in the ceiling, I told her it was dudes shooting their load before they were ready
My wife asked about all the "holes" in the ceiling, I told her it was dudes shooting their load before they were ready
We had a range in town that had bullet holes right to the edge of the back of the partitions that divided the booths, makes you wonder if the guy in the adjacent booth knew he put his life in the hands of the manufacturer of those partitions.
I am still attracted to mine 10 years later. I think that is all that matters.
No idea why she likes me, but I’m not complaining
So close.....but she is not well.
No offense meant.
Beautiful gal....
But, fourth pic down tells the tale.
Tell her to repeat this phrase every morning while looking in the mirror:
“The Only State University is in Stillwater.
The Other University is in Norman.”
Reprogramming her this way will be good for her.
Oldest daughter married a RABID OU fan, who conveniently forgot to mention that fact when he asked for my permission to marry her.
I love sending OSU stuff to the grandkids. Which he probably throws out immediately....
So close.....but she is not well.
No offense meant.
Beautiful gal....
But, fourth pic down tells the tale.
Tell her to repeat this phrase every morning while looking in the mirror:
“The Only State University is in Stillwater.
The Other University is in Norman.”
Reprogramming her this way will be good for her.
Oldest daughter married a RABID OU fan, who conveniently forgot to mention that fact when he asked for my permission to marry her.
I love sending OSU stuff to the grandkids. Which he probably throws out immediately....
This!!!!!!! Best post of the year right here!!!!
yeah.
Before marriage she was Vasilisa the Beautiful. Afterwards she became Baba Yaga.
I'd show before and after pictures, but trust me, you don't want it.
Before marriage she was Vasilisa the Beautiful. Afterwards she became Baba Yaga.
I'd show before and after pictures, but trust me, you don't want it.
She absolutely is! She has a heart of gold as well.
Your wife is a looker as well. Beautiful kids too!
I’ll play. Don’t know how I got a cutie wife since I’m a big ogre 
My wife is hot, smart, and makes a decent living(cardio thoracic surgeon)...but is an absolute bitch!
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