The Official “All Audi Drivers are Douche bags” Thread

[hlee]

You might get roasted. Now, I like to have some sauce on a roast. I like food a little spicy. However, that cause some great wailing and gnashing of teeth here. In the Hide, you are only allowed gravy. So, what kind of gravy? White or brown? I would suggest a savory brown to go with the roast.

Maybe some grilled potato slices. Steamed broccoli.

It’s far too early in the night to be that in the bag. Slow down, it’s a marathon, not a sprint.

 

[Ronws]

It’s far too early in the night to be that in the bag. Slow down, it’s a marathon, not a sprint.

 

[hlee]

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Well, if I put a deer on the ground this evening, just as soon as I’m done cutting it up, I’m going to get to the point too.

 

[Ronws]

Well, if I put a deer on the ground this evening, just as soon as I’m done cutting it up, I’m going to get to the point too.

Send me the ribs, I am pretty good at smoking those.

 

[rjl40]

What’s the difference between this Audi and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

He may be a douche bag…

But I’m not going to be the one to tell him!

Sirhr

 

[GBMaryland]

A German car with a Soviet rifle…. I’m surprised a rift didn’t open in the space time continuum and swallow them both..

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[748rpilot]

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I for real, absolutely hate these fucking things. "E"-bikes, "e"-scooters, "e"-skateboards, those OneWheel XR things, all nonsense. Every douchebag in the city has one and cruises around on it like they're the most important person in the world, going to do the most important thing in the world, right this second. They go from flying down the sidewalk on them, right next to you, to zooming off the sidewalk, into the street and riding them through traffic, weaving in and out of traffic. Redlight? No-fucking-problem, just shoot through the crosswalk anyway and cut in front of pedestrians, making them stop to avoid you.

I especially hate all the dickbags who take these things on public transport (the commuter train), lay them down in front of the priority (i.e. disabled) seating so noone can sit there, while they go off to sit in some other part of the car.

Lazy, entitled fucks. All of them.

 

[Numedal]

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But where do the utter scum that are lycra clad road cyclists rank in this?

 

[AmmoFort]

But where do the utter scum that are lycra clad road cyclists rank in this?

Share the road...

 

[SigSauerM7]

Remember, Quebec is the only place on earth where a language has been made illegal. They have language police. The frogs in the ‘60’s and ‘70’s were blowing shit up to get rid of English in Quebec province.

The English should have exterminated them faster than the Indians…. But they were too polite.

Now all the frogs come and vacation in Vermont. In their Audis. We love that shit. Not.

Sirhr

The Celti-Moor Frogs DO produce good looking women.

 

[SigSauerM7]

One of my favorite plays is to speed up to Q3s and Q5s Specifically and start eye fucking the arrogant Cantonese, Jewish, NHL wife/daughter, and or WASP lawyer/hipster and drive 1 inch from there side view mirror.

That's how you get laid. Their husband's hate it too if they are drunk riding shotgun.

 

[SigSauerM7]

...well, not totally useless.
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Aisen. Nice.

Are those transmissions still made out of wood? Pine?

 

[SigSauerM7]

H2 drivers are the worst about thinking they have a real Humvee. Those POS H2s go snap, crackle, pop, on the trails. Lol

Good motor and tranny. That's about it.