Depends on which cut you're dealing with?Should steak look like poon when eating it ?
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Gotcha. How long have you been low carb?I meant I miss carbs, I eat meat and veg pretty much. I do cheat a little for tacos now and then however.
7 months probably. Cut sugar too, I need to get back in the gym.Gotcha. How long have you been low carb?
My Dr said " it's completely normal to get an erection during this procedure "
I said " I don't have an erection Doc"
He said " I meant me"
I heard they cremated him, but I didn’t know they cut him up and served him as supper in Vegas...Amen! Last time I was in Vegas... Wait, second to last time I was in Vegas (Last time was Tomahawks at Ruth's Chris) Yvette and I had dinner at Top of the World and did the Prix Fixe 4-course. Server girl comes out and asks about our steaks then mentions that "For $5.00 more you can upgrade to Kobe Ribeyes." Fuck yes!!! Rare, please! Now I will say that there is one well done exception... Burnt Ends. Holy shit!!! How did I miss that blessing from God for so long?
Me too. I’ve been trying to eat as close to carnivore as I can for a while but with kids in the house, my own cravings, & my wife experimenting with keto baking I’m struggling7 months probably. Cut sugar too, I need to get back in the gym.
Alaska? I have a lesbian second cousin in Alaska.Alaska is a bitch. Only briefly passed through - all you dude. And you are crushing it.
Tell me about it my chick doesn't want what I eat, so I've been cheating too much lately. I need to hit it hard again.Me too. I’ve been trying to eat as close to carnivore as I can for a while but with kids in the house, my own cravings, & my wife experimenting with keto baking I’m struggling
You're almost funny, but all you have is fat jokes. Those are way over done.The real trick to loosing weight, is to eat nothing but sugary sweets.
when they whack off your legs from the diabetes you’ll loose a shit load instant drop
Thanks.....but no thanks. I am good. Carry on.Would you rather talk about eating cock and spotted dick?
Quit flapping your cock holster and do something about it then.I am a fat fucking fat fuck too. Fuck
Alaska? I have a lesbian second cousin in Alaska.
It's AKMike47, drop the "Ike" it'll make sense.![]()
I need to get back in the gym soon. I haven’t been consistently since my first son was born and I’m itching to get backTell me about it my chick doesn't want what I eat, so I've been cheating too much lately. I need to hit it hard again.
I believe they call that "intermittent fasting". I do it some days tooI did lost 65 lbs last year thru what I call my starvation diet. Been needed to jump back on it lately to line myself back in.
basically eat 1 meal (dinner) per day and cut out the BS junk. Mild exercise like walking,mountian biking etc
My girl made me some pretty good Keto Lemon Bars a while back. Some of that stuff will surprise you.I need to get back in the gym soon. I haven’t been consistently since my first son was born and I’m itching to get back
Thankfully my wife totally understands eating keto so there’s a bunch of crossover. She has an awesome keto baking book that I think she is determined to master though
That’s called fasting and it’s incredibly healthy for you.I did lost 65 lbs last year thru what I call my starvation diet. Been needed to jump back on it lately to line myself back in.
basically eat 1 meal (dinner) per day and cut out the BS junk. Mild exercise like walking,mountian biking etc
Indeed it will. She’s been on a pumpkin spice kick lately that is fucking deliciousMy girl made me some pretty good Keto Lemon Bars a while back. Some of that stuff will surprise you.
I've met some that drink Michelobe Ultra on ice too. Doesn't mean it's right.Some them ol boys from Louisiana deep fry a ribeye steak..
Cluck all you want till you shove one in your craw.
Fuck, you found a basic white girl also...hahaIndeed it will. She’s been on a pumpkin spice kick lately that is fucking delicious
lol, in that one aspect yes I didFuck, you found a basic white girl also...haha
Doesn't matter what they really are once you go pumpkin spice you're a basic white girl.lol, in that one aspect yes I did
Shit, I guess I’m a basic bitch too then.Doesn't matter what they really are once you go pumpkin spice you're a basic white girl.
Thanks Nik. I was just going to ask what the hell happened here....
There's a place in the town North of us here, that do "Pitchfork Steaks" where the hold the steak with a pitchfork, and dunk 'em in a cauldron on a fire (that's full of oil) and it's FLASH COOKED right before your eyes.Some them ol boys from Louisiana deep fry a ribeye steak..
Cluck all you want till you shove one in your craw.
I'd try it, why not?There's a place in the town North of us here, that do "Pitchfork Steaks" where the hold the steak with a pitchfork, and dunk 'em in a cauldron on a fire (that's full of oil) and it's FLASH COOKED right before your eyes.
I've yet to try one. Some say they're great! Some here think otherwise.
I’d advise against slicing up poon.
I like it with a good strong chiantiI’d advise against slicing up poon.
I’ve heard of people eating chicken. I just don’t believe that it is real.
Don’t kink shame meI’d advise against slicing up poon.
But how do you get it to show that instead of the linkView attachment 7460893
it’s already a gif.
Copy it to your pictures then use the pic download on the forum.https://images.app.goo.gl/oBQNAw4bbCPy7R6u5
Someone make this the gif instead of the link. I’m an idiot and don’t know how.
We hurt both of them??You guys are mean And hurt my FEELINGS you bastards.
I need to think of some healthy chicken dish for dinner tonight. One of y'all got a good recipe that don't take long to cook?
Them boobs keep your eyes from looking at her creepy joker mouth