Maggie’s "The Truck"

[bogeybrown]

Congrats on the new wheels buddy.

While you're tracking MPG, maybe also figure out how long it takes to get that musty fart smell back? I swear if I bought a new truck my nostrils would revolt over "new car smell" after a decade of cig smoke, fast food, spilled beer, and farts.

 

[1J04]

Congrats on the new wheels buddy.

While you're tracking MPG, maybe also figure out how long it takes to get that musty fart smell back? I swear if I bought a new truck my nostrils would revolt over "new car smell" after a decade of cig smoke, fast food, spilled beer, and farts.

Thanks man. And ya, I kinda miss the smells of the other truck, but believe me, this one isn't long for having that foo foo smell. It'll have all those smells/issues you mentioned and more. And soon. It's a tool and will be used as such. I just wanna be first to burn a hole in the seat. 2 separate friends were the first on my last 2 new rigs but I'm like 5-0 on 1st liquid refreshment spills. I cherish that running streak.

Good day to you buddy.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[bogeybrown]

Thanks man. And ya, I kinda miss the smells of the other truck, but believe me, this one isn't long for having that foo foo smell. It'll have all those smells/issues you mentioned and more. And soon. It's a tool and will be used as such. I just wanna be first to burn a hole in the seat. 2 separate friends were the first on my last 2 new rigs but I'm like 5-0 on 1st liquid refreshment spills. I cherish that running streak.

Good day to you buddy.

Glad to hear it buddy, I said in the other thread " nothing more stressful than a new truck".

When my uncle would get a new truck he'd mix up a 32oz Big Gulp cup of Jack Daniels and water and go driving through his woods. He wouldn't come home till he'd bounced it off enough shit for him to consider it "used now". I'm talking brand new with the paper floor matts and stickers on it. I miss that guy like crazy.

 

[Veer_G]

I cherish that running streak.

Otherwise known as the better part of Maser.

 

[1J04]

Otherwise known as the better part of Maser.

When I was typing my gibberish I'm telling you right now, I knew this was coming. I felt it deep in my bones and it's almost a direct quote of what crossed my mind. Weird ain't it?

 

[1J04]

Glad to hear it buddy, I said in the other thread " nothing more stressful than a new truck".

When my uncle would get a new truck he'd mix up a 32oz Big Gulp cup of Jack Daniels and water and go driving through his woods. He wouldn't come home till he'd bounced it off enough shit for him to consider it "used now". I'm talking brand new with the paper floor matts and stickers on it. I miss that guy like crazy.

I will run to the parking lot in a few. You'll laugh when you see what I put up.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Ah, nice catch. I remember that one.

 

[1J04]

Ah, nice catch. I remember that one.

ENNIS. Really. Look it up.

 

[CMH]

"Any color 1J wants, so long as it's black."

Glad you're enjoying it.

Are we still discussing the truck or...?

 

[1J04]

Are we still discussing the truck or...?

 

[Veer_G]

Gotta fill that shot glass with something.

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Let's have some "pis"!

 

[Dirty D]

are we still discussing the truck or...?

dadt!

 

[Dirty D]

i think i felt the shudder, from the talk of propane all the way down here

Winning

 

[1J04]

Winning

STFU

 

[Sean the Nailer]

ENNIS. Really. Look it up.

"Don't forget to get behind the ears...."

 

[1J04]

I'mma gunna start Falcon Punch'n sum sumbitches here purty dern qwik if'n ya keep josh'n the ole unstable guy............

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Oh jumping Jesus on a pogo stick... that's funny! I mean, I lost my s**t funny. Blew IPA through nose funny!

Awesome... purely awesome!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Veer_G]

I'mma gunna start Falcon Punch'n sum sumbitches here purty dern qwik if'n ya keep josh'n the ole unstable guy............

Which one? We got a few hereabouts.

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[1J04]

The one that's gonna enjoy some Philly Cheesesteak sammies a friend of his sent. . Now who feels like a cull? This guy.. Thank you man. Big time. I gotta get a pic of that, again, along with what 2ndamendfan 2ndsent. Thank you both from the heart. Ya crazy shits. .
Gonna call ya real quick here shortly.

 

[MtnCreek]

I think it’s only fair that 2nd fan gets to pick a bumper sticker that you have to put on that new truck.

My vote is “I (heart) Midget Porn”.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[2ndamendfan]

 

[2ndamendfan]

 

[MtnCreek]

I'm changing my vote to this one.

 

[1J04]

Ya'll need Jesus.

 

[1J04]

 

[Sean the Nailer]

He needs one of those "Find the Cure" ribbon magnet thingy's, but paint it in the rainbow motif!

Be a hell of a thing, if someone were to run off a batch, and just start stick'n em on cars randomly, in parking lots and such. I've long wondered what would happen.

 

[1J04]

Glad to hear it buddy, I said in the other thread " nothing more stressful than a new truck".

When my uncle would get a new truck he'd mix up a 32oz Big Gulp cup of Jack Daniels and water and go driving through his woods. He wouldn't come home till he'd bounced it off enough shit for him to consider it "used now". I'm talking brand new with the paper floor matts and stickers on it. I miss that guy like crazy.

So, something like this, right? It's not by design, but I just haven't had, or made, the time to scrape the damn sticker off the window. I gotta find one of my razor blades or something to get that damn thing off of there. I thought I'd be able to just peel it off. Nope. It's tacked on there like a sheet of fly paper.

And yes, it's fricking pouring. Go figure.

 

[Veer_G]

Apparently, I have failed to deliver sufficient motivation unto you bunch of questionably deplorable smartasses so that you might stumble over and embrace your innermost wickedness.

How are we going to truly make him uncomfortable in the driver's seat as he shuttles back and forth through the elk-infested game preserve that is his territory?

You need to think outside the box of normal deviance and depravity, people.

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[timesublime]

You should order up some weathertech floor mats to help keep the carpet clean and dry. Worth their weight in gold.

 

[Veer_G]

You should order up some weathertech floor mats to help keep the carpet clean and dry. Worth their weight in gold.

That's the first thing that went into my Silverado. That, and their rainguards.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Apparently, I have failed to deliver sufficient motivation unto you bunch of questionably deplorable smartasses so that you might stumble over and embrace your innermost wickedness.

How are we going to truly make him uncomfortable in the driver's seat as he shuttles back and forth through the elk-infested game preserve that is his territory?

You need to think outside the box of normal deviance and depravity, people.

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I'm kinda partial to the first one, what with his new truck and all. On the flip side, who knows ? Maybe he does shit rainbows.........
​​​​​​I'd bet any one of these would help J fit right in with the local gentry. I know he's been struggling to get in "tight" with them lately.........

 

[1J04]

 

[2ndamendfan]

You should order up some weathertech floor mats to help keep the carpet clean and dry. Worth their weight in gold.

This^^^^^^^. Of course my truck has rubber floors from the factory. But weathertech or nothing. Husky liners are cheap ass knock offs.

Wife's car has weathertech.

 

[2ndamendfan]

Apparently, I have failed to deliver sufficient motivation unto you bunch of questionably deplorable smartasses so that you might stumble over and embrace your innermost wickedness.

How are we going to truly make him uncomfortable in the driver's seat as he shuttles back and forth through the elk-infested game preserve that is his territory?

You need to think outside the box of normal deviance and depravity, people.

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You have a colder heart than I do.

 

[1J04]

You should order up some weathertech floor mats to help keep the carpet clean and dry. Worth their weight in gold.

Yep, they're on the to do list as well as "Good" seat covers front n back. Thanks for a great suggestion. Only makes sense.

 

[tnichols]

This^^^^^^^. Of course my truck has rubber floors from the factory. But weathertech or nothing. Husky liners are cheap ass knock offs.

Wife's car has weathertech.

I vote Weathertech as well. Have them in everything ‘cept the ol farm pickup.

 

[1J04]

I vote Weathertech as well. Have them in everything ‘cept the ol farm pickup.

Weathertech it is.

 

[1J04]

Oh, and by the way, anyone know the cheapest place to get them off the top of their head? I'm gonna look around of course, but if someone's got a go to spot I'd love to hear it.

 

[powdahound76]

Or look at the Grizzly mats. Ordering a set at the local shop.
They sell both brands, same price. The guy recommended them due to heavier plastic and being a bit more grippy when wet, if you have any moisture where you are.....
Im also getting some waterproof seat covers. 3 car seats in the back could screw up some seats quick.....

 

[1J04]

Or look at the Grizzly mats. Ordering a set at the local shop.
They sell both brands, same price. The guy recommended them due to heavier plastic and being a bit more grippy when wet, if you have any moisture where you are.....
Im also getting some waterproof seat covers. 3 car seats in the back could screw up some seats quick.....

Good info. I'm doing the same on the Seat Covers.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Just get yourself a couple of hybrid stickers. The Eco-butt pirates will go all swoony when they see it... This is how I keep the Ram from getting keyed!

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When anyone asks, I tell them that "Of course Ram makes a Hybrid diesel. But they probably lose money on them. So they don't want to sell them. You have to *really* badger the salesman in order to get them to order you one. But it gets 30 MPG. It's diesel-electric, like a locomotive. But the salesman will try and tell you he can't get one. He can. You just have to make him work at it."

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

And I have these on my ATV....

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Before getting waterproof seat covers... consider some nice Mexican blanket seat covers. They aren't waterproof... but are you planning on driving into a lake? Don't answer that...

The saddle blankets wear like iron... cool in summer, warm in winter. They look, well, Mexican. But they are %$#@ing comfortable! I put them in all my trucks about the first week I get them.

Hablas tu Ford, pequeno?

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

sirhrmechanic Now that right there is pure unadulterated gold. But it only goes 30 MPH? That's a deal breaker lmfao. Now fix that shit before someone quotes your fuck up.

 

[1J04]

And I have these on my ATV....

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Before getting waterproof seat covers... consider some nice Mexican blanket seat covers. They aren't waterproof... but are you planning on driving into a lake? Don't answer that...

The saddle blankets wear like iron... cool in summer, warm in winter. They look, well, Mexican. But they are %$#@ing comfortable! I put them in all my trucks about the first week I get them.

Hablas tu Ford, pequeno?

Cheers,

Sirhr

You are honestly really starting to worry me. I'd hang dice off the mirror before I did that.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

sirhrmechanic Now that right there is pure unadulterated gold. But it only goes 30 MPH? That's a deal breaker lmfao. Now fix that shit before someone quotes your fuck up.

Sorry, just got back from the dentist and started drinking early....

Don't knock Mexican seat covers before you try them... Oh and don't forget the chrome chain steering wheel, jefe!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

Did someone mention seat covers?
Got these from Rebecca on Christmas and they are custom made for my 04 Superduty.
Gonna install them tomorrow after I wash and vacuum that dirty bastard