All you guys that can't have sex now that the "Hot Girlfriends Thread" is locked
The Weekend Doesn't Get Any Better Than Doing This
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All you guys that can't have sex now that the "Hot Girlfriends Thread" is locked
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i gotta salute you man. fly your freak flag proudly
i gotta salute you man. fly your freak flag proudly
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Just think, if there were more chicks like shankster some of you loosers would get laid
Just think, if there were more chicks like shankster some of you loosers would get laid
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Holy S--T !!! He was braggin about her on the SB and said he had to go service her.I was afraid to look.My fears were realized!!!
Holy S--T !!! He was braggin about her on the SB and said he had to go service her.I was afraid to look.My fears were realized!!!
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Haters are gonna hate. I'm probably the only guy on this site that got laid last night.
Haters are gonna hate. I'm probably the only guy on this site that got laid last night.
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WHAT?!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE HOT GIRLFRIENDS THREAD IS LOCKED???!!!
Man, I gotta' go check this out...
WHAT?!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE HOT GIRLFRIENDS THREAD IS LOCKED???!!!
Man, I gotta' go check this out...
Re: The Weekend Doesn't Get Any Better Than Doing This
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GardDog223</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Nice, Shank. Get it where you can. </div></div>
Thanks man.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GardDog223</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Nice, Shank. Get it where you can. </div></div>
Thanks man.
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Do you have No Self Respect? Good God Man!!
Do you have No Self Respect? Good God Man!!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: txhippo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you have No Self Respect? Good God Man!!
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Compare to your girlfriend >
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: txhippo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you have No Self Respect? Good God Man!!
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Compare to your girlfriend >
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dmg308</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shank your a f^&*ing hero!! </div></div>
He's a fucking something!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dmg308</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shank your a f^&*ing hero!! </div></div>
He's a fucking something!
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So I just started this thing where I'm putting pictures of things that motivate me up in my room. Right now I have mostly jacked dudes looking like they are ready to kick serious ass, a couple cool looking guns, and some super hot chicks.
I should print this and put it on the wall behind my treadmill, so I can be reminded what I'm running away from!
So I just started this thing where I'm putting pictures of things that motivate me up in my room. Right now I have mostly jacked dudes looking like they are ready to kick serious ass, a couple cool looking guns, and some super hot chicks.
I should print this and put it on the wall behind my treadmill, so I can be reminded what I'm running away from!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: txhippo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you have No Self Respect? Good God Man!!
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Compare to your girlfriend >
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Hand looks good to me!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: txhippo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you have No Self Respect? Good God Man!!
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Compare to your girlfriend >
Hand looks good to me!
Re: The Weekend Doesn't Get Any Better Than Doing This
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: txhippo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you have No Self Respect? Good God Man!!
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Compare to your girlfriend >
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Look space between the fingers... what a novelty huh skankster.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: txhippo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you have No Self Respect? Good God Man!!
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Compare to your girlfriend >
Look space between the fingers... what a novelty huh skankster.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: txhippo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you have No Self Respect? Good God Man!!
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Compare to your girlfriend >
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Look space between the fingers... what a novelty huh skankster. </div></div>
Them bein' on the heavy side tightens up <span style="text-decoration: underline">all</span> of their spaces. Just sayin'
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: txhippo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you have No Self Respect? Good God Man!!
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Compare to your girlfriend >
Look space between the fingers... what a novelty huh skankster. </div></div>
Them bein' on the heavy side tightens up <span style="text-decoration: underline">all</span> of their spaces. Just sayin'
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I'll take your word for it... my only thought would be how you can tell one fold from another. That "tight" space might just be a crease.
I'll take your word for it... my only thought would be how you can tell one fold from another. That "tight" space might just be a crease.
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Oh yeah! Get little doggy style action there with them big dugs swayin' underneath like the udders on a prize-winning Holstien while resting your chip and dip bowls on the small of her back and playing solitaire on her expansive booty.
Some guys just can't understand the allure of "Cadillac 'tang"...
Oh yeah! Get little doggy style action there with them big dugs swayin' underneath like the udders on a prize-winning Holstien while resting your chip and dip bowls on the small of her back and playing solitaire on her expansive booty.
Some guys just can't understand the allure of "Cadillac 'tang"...
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll take your word for it... my only thought would be how you can tell one fold from another. That "tight" space might just be a crease. </div></div>
roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll take your word for it... my only thought would be how you can tell one fold from another. That "tight" space might just be a crease. </div></div>
roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CL1KKL4C</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll take your word for it... my only thought would be how you can tell one fold from another. That "tight" space might just be a crease. </div></div>
roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot.</div></div>
Anytime you see Large Marge walking around in public it's hard not to notice they sweat an awful lot... I would contend in the summer months, it's all wet.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CL1KKL4C</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll take your word for it... my only thought would be how you can tell one fold from another. That "tight" space might just be a crease. </div></div>
roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot.</div></div>
Anytime you see Large Marge walking around in public it's hard not to notice they sweat an awful lot... I would contend in the summer months, it's all wet.
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Just turn out the lights and follow your nose.
Just turn out the lights and follow your nose.
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As bad as it seems I glad I am married and going to stay that way why she bought another gun this paycheck sweeter than honey
As bad as it seems I glad I am married and going to stay that way why she bought another gun this paycheck sweeter than honey
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I think my coffee is trying to come back up *shudder*
I think my coffee is trying to come back up *shudder*
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For a while this weekend I thought she stole my wallet. Then I found it in the truck. It must have fallen out on Friday night when we got busy in the bar parking lot.
All's well.. that ends well.
For a while this weekend I thought she stole my wallet. Then I found it in the truck. It must have fallen out on Friday night when we got busy in the bar parking lot.
All's well.. that ends well.
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I will now conclude that you are a truck driver. being that you would need a semi and trailor to:
1) Haul that weight around
2) Use the bed as a love spot
3) and haul her clothes to and from the laundry mat
I will now conclude that you are a truck driver. being that you would need a semi and trailor to:
1) Haul that weight around
2) Use the bed as a love spot
3) and haul her clothes to and from the laundry mat
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KYshooter338$</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I will now conclude that you are a truck driver. being that you would need a semi and trailor to:
1) Haul that weight around
2) Use the bed as a love spot
3) and haul her clothes to and from the laundry mat </div></div>
Not a big rig driver. I drive this:
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KYshooter338$</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I will now conclude that you are a truck driver. being that you would need a semi and trailor to:
1) Haul that weight around
2) Use the bed as a love spot
3) and haul her clothes to and from the laundry mat </div></div>
Not a big rig driver. I drive this:
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll take your word for it... my only thought would be how you can tell one fold from another. That "tight" space might just be a crease. </div></div>
I have heard, and this is NOT from experience, but I have heard you use flour.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll take your word for it... my only thought would be how you can tell one fold from another. That "tight" space might just be a crease. </div></div>
I have heard, and this is NOT from experience, but I have heard you use flour.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lol. Thought this was worth a laugh.
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Is that you Minx with the tongue? Or are you making fun of someone heavier and less attractive than you?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lol. Thought this was worth a laugh.
Is that you Minx with the tongue? Or are you making fun of someone heavier and less attractive than you?
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No. That's NOT me, lol. If you have avatars on, you could tell because my face is my avatar and it looks nothing like that. So, I'll go with the second option.
No. That's NOT me, lol. If you have avatars on, you could tell because my face is my avatar and it looks nothing like that. So, I'll go with the second option.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No. That's NOT me, lol. If you have avatars on, you could tell because my face is my avatar and it looks nothing like that. So, I'll go with the second option. </div></div>
Hmmm, that's doesn't jive with the rest of your "I think you are being immature or insensitive" posts on other threads. Just sayin'
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No. That's NOT me, lol. If you have avatars on, you could tell because my face is my avatar and it looks nothing like that. So, I'll go with the second option. </div></div>
Hmmm, that's doesn't jive with the rest of your "I think you are being immature or insensitive" posts on other threads. Just sayin'
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Hmmm, that's doesn't jive with the rest of your "I think you are being immature or insensitive" posts on other threads. Just sayin'
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There's a right time for everything.
I can't be an angel all the time.
Edit: Awh, Forty-One, I just read your post and yes. You're right, I feel bad now. ;P
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Hmmm, that's doesn't jive with the rest of your "I think you are being immature or insensitive" posts on other threads. Just sayin'
There's a right time for everything.
Edit: Awh, Forty-One, I just read your post and yes. You're right, I feel bad now. ;P
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CL1KKL4C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot. </div></div>
No, flip flaps until you smell shit then back up four flaps.
1911fan
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CL1KKL4C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot. </div></div>
No, flip flaps until you smell shit then back up four flaps.
1911fan
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1911fan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CL1KKL4C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot. </div></div>
No, flip flaps until you smell shit then back up four flaps.
1911fan </div></div>
OMG... That's cold.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1911fan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CL1KKL4C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot. </div></div>
No, flip flaps until you smell shit then back up four flaps.
1911fan </div></div>
OMG... That's cold.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1911fan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CL1KKL4C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot. </div></div>
No, flip flaps until you smell shit then back up four flaps.
1911fan </div></div>
OMG... That's cold.</div></div>
No! Witty! That's what that was.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1911fan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CL1KKL4C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot. </div></div>
No, flip flaps until you smell shit then back up four flaps.
1911fan </div></div>
OMG... That's cold.</div></div>
No! Witty! That's what that was.
THIS IS NOT SAFE WOR WORK, CHILDREN, OR TIMID.
Here's a pic of another one of Shankster's women. I left the link cold as it's not for the fainthearted.
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m194/NCWMike/Misc%20internet%20crap/ATT1901464-1.jpg
Don't say I didn't warn you- I've got ickier.
1911fan
Here's a pic of another one of Shankster's women. I left the link cold as it's not for the fainthearted.
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m194/NCWMike/Misc%20internet%20crap/ATT1901464-1.jpg
Don't say I didn't warn you- I've got ickier.
1911fan
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1911fan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CL1KKL4C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot. </div></div>
No, flip flaps until you smell shit then back up four flaps.
1911fan </div></div>
OMG... That's cold.</div></div>
No! Witty! That's what that was.
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Doesn't a 17-year old Ranger groupie have something better to do than hang out here? What are your girlfriends doing? Man, when you're in high school this is the last place you should spend your time, It's even summer. Go have fun girl! You're only young once. Some of my best times were at your age and they had nothing to do with a computer or the internet.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1911fan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CL1KKL4C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">roll her up in flour then just aim it for the wet spot. </div></div>
No, flip flaps until you smell shit then back up four flaps.
1911fan </div></div>
OMG... That's cold.</div></div>
No! Witty! That's what that was.
Doesn't a 17-year old Ranger groupie have something better to do than hang out here? What are your girlfriends doing? Man, when you're in high school this is the last place you should spend your time, It's even summer. Go have fun girl! You're only young once. Some of my best times were at your age and they had nothing to do with a computer or the internet.
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:| You know what.. I don't even disagree with you one bit. Every word of that = truth.
Except for maybe the Ranger groupie thing.....nah that's true too.
:| You know what.. I don't even disagree with you one bit. Every word of that = truth.
Except for maybe the Ranger groupie thing.....nah that's true too.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">:| You know what.. I don't even disagree with you one bit. Every word of that = truth.
Except for maybe the Ranger groupie thing.....nah that's true too.
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Live life to it's fullest. I was very active and adventurous in high school. i still wish I had done more constructive, wonderful things. Get out and live girl. When you get older, you work 40+ hours a week, come home, do chores, have some fun, get on the Hide and do it all over again. You still have freedom. Cherish it.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">:| You know what.. I don't even disagree with you one bit. Every word of that = truth.
Except for maybe the Ranger groupie thing.....nah that's true too.
Live life to it's fullest. I was very active and adventurous in high school. i still wish I had done more constructive, wonderful things. Get out and live girl. When you get older, you work 40+ hours a week, come home, do chores, have some fun, get on the Hide and do it all over again. You still have freedom. Cherish it.
