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Maggie’s The Wife's Affair

High Binder

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Jun 18, 2008
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in
bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.


The wife shouts, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money:

HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.

HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.

HE paid for your football season tickets.

HE paid for our house at the lake.

He paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.

HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues !'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do ?


The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.'
 
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The new Phoenix Bass Boat I want is a little too expensive. I asked CPT meanie if she had any ideas. When she failed to reply I let her read this thread. Now I'm posted up chillin in the dog house with Jr. and the German Shepherd. A mans gotta go for the gusto ya know.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Roadwild17</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shoot them bot and the cabbie, take his idenity, and screw a different chick every night </div></div>

^^ LOL
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TacticalJ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'd shoot him in the face, but that's just me! I really don't need a membership to the country club anyhow!</div></div>

Indeed my feelings to. But the joke was funny lol.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MuleHunter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thats just gross...i couldnt even share a toothbrush with a dude let alone a woman

id shoot him in the face too just like the last guy i caught using my toothbrush. </div></div>

LOL.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MuleHunter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thats just gross...i couldnt even share a toothbrush with a dude let alone a woman

id shoot him in the face too just like the last guy i caught using my toothbrush. </div></div>

Hell man, you can't wear one of them things out (not speaking of the toothbrush). Wish I could buy a set of tires made out of that stuff!!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Force_Multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">go buy his favorite beer </div></div>

With his dough right?