I will pray for you in Vermont, that Bitch will make your life miserable. Time a pair of Rhodesian Ridgebacks to enforce the rules.
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They live among us (the Redux)... Holy batshit crazy!!!
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Actually this is my dream job in my next life.... A pet psychiatrist. Sit in your office alone with the idiot pet, because you need personal one on one time. Scroll the Snipers Hide for 45 minutes on the computer then charge the psycho owner $150.00 an hour. Guarantee it would be successfully 
I reacted with a
to your post because it was witty and well done. But really it would be more accurate to have used 
because it’s pretty close to the truth.
You're not fooling anyone...
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And this jumped in my head...
Ya' missed out on a free meal @sirhrmechanic. Doubtful it was free range OR organic so maybe you dodged a bullet?
And wild caught pedoflete? I'm fucking dead!
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Rant was at best an 8 for me. Still great just not the masterpiece of writing that you did on the Queens funeral procession commentary. That was masterful.
Boots…hahah….those things couldn’t stand up to duty as house slippers!!! Let alone function as a real “boot.”
Admit it, it was a Beagle Bombard wasn't it?
Hey man, don't be giving Sirhr any ideas....he has skillz .........I've seen pictures here.
Fun fact;
Where "Robin" is standing is where the obamas built their Hawaiian house.
They bought the property that Magnum PI was filmed on, razed the house and built their own.
Yup… pissed Me off that they destroyed an historic and iconic Hawaiian estate just to destroy “white history.”
Fucker needs to get deported back to Kenya.
coyote with pieces of orange vest hanging out of its ass...
The next yote I blast I shove an orange vest under its ass! Noooo wait a minut.... when I go to the farm I have coyote I shot laying on crap pile still frozen i'll put an orange vest and gets you a picture posted so ya can show that rabid libtarded bitch the truth!
The next yote I blast I shove an orange vest under its ass! Noooo wait a minut.... when I go to the farm I have coyote I shot laying on crap pile still frozen i'll put an orange vest and gets you a picture posted so ya can show that rabid libtarded bitch the truth!
Sirh should go naked next time as it just might scare the hell out them fucknuts!
It's really too bad you weren't eating some barbecue ribs when she barged in.
"Nope, haven't seen it!"
"Nope, haven't seen it!"
It's really too bad you weren't eating some barbecue ribs when she barged in.
"Nope, haven't seen it!"
To the dog psychic comment.
Ah yes. I know that place, I saw it in a dream. Let me get my crystal and map, and I will point you to the next stop on your journey. Then I can help you no further. If you come back here it will put us both in grave danger.
Ah yes. I know that place, I saw it in a dream. Let me get my crystal and map, and I will point you to the next stop on your journey. Then I can help you no further. If you come back here it will put us both in grave danger.
If the dude is duping the dumb for $30.00 a minute you may want to up your level or respect for him.
I’ll give him a hat tip for a well played gig.
Get to the point mannn.
Did you give her the pickle?
Did you give her the pickle?
This drives home Chris Rock's statement, "Ya can't have SHIT without *****s fuckin' it up!"
Even in Hawaii. I bet if that were Oprah's former house they wouldn't have scraped it.
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Retards swinging from bars...
Holy crap, I was not ready for that shit...
Wow. Just wow!
Sirhr
"If you got the money, Honey, we got your disease.
In the jungle. Welcome to the jungle, it's gonna bring you down!"
I see you’ve met my aunt!
Not joking, she called a psychic to help a mother cat reunite with her lost kittens. 100% true story, happened about 2 years ago….
So you spent your afternoon walking around calling out for Fi Fi and you didn't get any?
It, was IT a great big fat girl. Us err uhh them sociopaths refer to our victims shit I mean their victims as the objects it is and not people. You would know this if you ever came to a club meeting.
That’s the only thing about you that creeps her out?
Nah bro, dog is tough and chewy so you gotta let them simmer in a crock pot all day. Baked beans and a Porter darker than my soul is in order you uncultured swine!
If the beagle carcass is found that’s how you send it back to herAdmit it, it was a Beagle Bombard wasn't it?
Something about retards, beagles with an orange vest, and Ugg boots that makes you laugh.
Especially retards
No"Ma'am I actually did see your beagle."
"Oh great, where is he?"
"He's under deez."
You know the rest.
Thanks for teaching us how to rant. The above is how you troll. Disappointed that you missed a prime opportunity. Now go order a beagle sized orange vest and bottle ketchup from Amazon and fix your mistake.
No
No
Gotta trap a yote and feed it a chunk of deer hide and an orange vest. Take it for a walk next to her mailbox.
Easier to kill it and tuck some orange tape confetti. Push it in with a stick. Now the other one had a hole blown up in gut area that I would of just tucked in there but this story got too late and the hawks and owl made a good meal out of it.
I can relate a little bit.
I live at the end of a county road which is also a FS road. This road goes through my property to the county road west of my property.
My problem is I hate gates, no I don't want to open or close a gate every day nor do I want to have a E-gate system installed, because of cost and that my friends older E-gate activator keeps breaking. He's on his 3rd but it doesn't work anymore so it's unattached and he leaves his gate open now except when he leaves town.
Anyway I wish I had a dollar for how many "have you seen my dog" situations at my place. My sign/s literally says stay out and no trespassing. Normally I'm nice about them coming into my property but depending how pushy Karen or Chad is I tend to get nasty. I tell them straight up, "for future reference", they are not welcome to cross my property for any reason. LOL, I'm sure I have a repuation but oh well.
Furthermore shortly after I moved into my property 15 years ago an old lesbo bought a place not 200 yards from me. Although disgusting in a few ways she is reasonably nice and keeps her distance. The thought, gross, eek, yuck.....
Right next to her was a really nice guy who had bought his place shortly after she did. Truthfully we didn't talk much for a decade because he only worked on his property during the warmer months at 6700ft here, because he lived in Phoenix in winter.
Then one day I hear what sounded like pellets hitting plywood at his place. I couldn't resist going to say Hi and what's up. Turned out he had bought a Gamo springer air rifle and was sighting it in to get rid of the PD's on his property.
I like airguns so this sparked a friendship. I also found out he was a dedicated Christian which suits me well too. It was fall and he left for the winter. I was looking forward to some shooting time with him again the next year, but guess what, I never saw him again?! I inquired about any news the L neighbor might have heard and she told me he had died of pancreatic cancer. Wow! Hey at least I know he's in heaven!
Here's the thing. As unluck would have it a Lesbo mom and her daughter bought his place. Grrrr! 4th of July comes and there is a large hooting and hollering fag party going on over there complete with the fag flag set up proudly. It went on until bedtime and thankfully just as I was getting my clothes on to go complain the noise stopped.
I keep my distance is all I can say. I know I should be more gracefull but homosexuals are a pet peeve thing of mine?!
One day the college aged daughter who had come back from a hike just comes strolling across my property like she owned the place! As polite as I could muster I told her, neighbor or not, I don't want anyone crossing my property and there was the FS not 100 yards away she could cross anytime she wanted. She got the message.
I could go on and on about trespassing at my place even though I've got multiple signs posted at entrances and elsewhere. I've literally almost gotten to getting into fights because idiots can't understand what signs mean. It's astounding peoples attitude of entiltement and disrespect!!!!!
I live at the end of a county road which is also a FS road. This road goes through my property to the county road west of my property.
My problem is I hate gates, no I don't want to open or close a gate every day nor do I want to have a E-gate system installed, because of cost and that my friends older E-gate activator keeps breaking. He's on his 3rd but it doesn't work anymore so it's unattached and he leaves his gate open now except when he leaves town.
Anyway I wish I had a dollar for how many "have you seen my dog" situations at my place. My sign/s literally says stay out and no trespassing. Normally I'm nice about them coming into my property but depending how pushy Karen or Chad is I tend to get nasty. I tell them straight up, "for future reference", they are not welcome to cross my property for any reason. LOL, I'm sure I have a repuation but oh well.
Furthermore shortly after I moved into my property 15 years ago an old lesbo bought a place not 200 yards from me. Although disgusting in a few ways she is reasonably nice and keeps her distance. The thought, gross, eek, yuck.....
Right next to her was a really nice guy who had bought his place shortly after she did. Truthfully we didn't talk much for a decade because he only worked on his property during the warmer months at 6700ft here, because he lived in Phoenix in winter.
Then one day I hear what sounded like pellets hitting plywood at his place. I couldn't resist going to say Hi and what's up. Turned out he had bought a Gamo springer air rifle and was sighting it in to get rid of the PD's on his property.
I like airguns so this sparked a friendship. I also found out he was a dedicated Christian which suits me well too. It was fall and he left for the winter. I was looking forward to some shooting time with him again the next year, but guess what, I never saw him again?! I inquired about any news the L neighbor might have heard and she told me he had died of pancreatic cancer. Wow! Hey at least I know he's in heaven!
Here's the thing. As unluck would have it a Lesbo mom and her daughter bought his place. Grrrr! 4th of July comes and there is a large hooting and hollering fag party going on over there complete with the fag flag set up proudly. It went on until bedtime and thankfully just as I was getting my clothes on to go complain the noise stopped.
I keep my distance is all I can say. I know I should be more gracefull but homosexuals are a pet peeve thing of mine?!
One day the college aged daughter who had come back from a hike just comes strolling across my property like she owned the place! As polite as I could muster I told her, neighbor or not, I don't want anyone crossing my property and there was the FS not 100 yards away she could cross anytime she wanted. She got the message.
I could go on and on about trespassing at my place even though I've got multiple signs posted at entrances and elsewhere. I've literally almost gotten to getting into fights because idiots can't understand what signs mean. It's astounding peoples attitude of entiltement and disrespect!!!!!
