Me: "I'm going predator calling".
Wife: "You do whatever you want, whenever you want, with no regard for anyone!"
Me: "I'm going predator calling".
Wife: "You do whatever you want, whenever you want, with no regard for anyone!"
Me: "I'm going predator calling".
" I am concerned with how much you're drinking lately."
- All of the greats started in the minors. Give me some time.
- All of the greats started in the minors. Give me some time.
I'm not in the mood for your shit .
You gotta go to sleep sometime .
What the fuck is wrong with you ? ( My favorite )
If you ever want to eat again you'll knock off your shit .
( Insert kid's name here ) is just like you ( her or she ) just blah blah blah effin blah .
You gotta go to sleep sometime .
What the fuck is wrong with you ? ( My favorite )
If you ever want to eat again you'll knock off your shit .
( Insert kid's name here ) is just like you ( her or she ) just blah blah blah effin blah .
Her, "what/where do you want to eat"
Me "I don't care"
Her "well neither do I. I picked last time, you pick"
Same conversation for 15 - 30 minutes
Me " fine I would like xxxxxxx"
Her "I don't want that, don't you know me at all"
(we have been married 24 years, I fucking know her)
This has always been our biggest fight, and probably always will be. If I push the issue and show her our fucking stupid it is for her to just not pick from the start we have some pretty good arguments. And I have slept on the couch more than a few times over it. We never fight about anything else, not money, movies, the house, cars, sex, pretty much absolutely nothing else but what the fuck she wants to eat.
Me "I don't care"
Her "well neither do I. I picked last time, you pick"
Same conversation for 15 - 30 minutes
Me " fine I would like xxxxxxx"
Her "I don't want that, don't you know me at all"
(we have been married 24 years, I fucking know her)
This has always been our biggest fight, and probably always will be. If I push the issue and show her our fucking stupid it is for her to just not pick from the start we have some pretty good arguments. And I have slept on the couch more than a few times over it. We never fight about anything else, not money, movies, the house, cars, sex, pretty much absolutely nothing else but what the fuck she wants to eat.
Just offer her the tubesteak if she doesnt know what she wants!
My ex used to pull that same stuff about food. I always offered her sausage....... I made her eat McDonalds a few times when she said she didnt care. Just say what you want.
She is a good woman and great mom. She doesnt understand what it takes to be a wife yet, kinda like I didnt really know how to be a husband for the first bit (ok like 5 yrs....). I really hope she can learn or life is gonna be full of pain and heartbreak for her.
She is also so tough, childbirth with no meds she gave a 7/10 on the pain scale.
"All you think about is guns and sex" was a common statement. I also thought about food and beer.....
My ex used to pull that same stuff about food. I always offered her sausage....... I made her eat McDonalds a few times when she said she didnt care. Just say what you want.
She is a good woman and great mom. She doesnt understand what it takes to be a wife yet, kinda like I didnt really know how to be a husband for the first bit (ok like 5 yrs....). I really hope she can learn or life is gonna be full of pain and heartbreak for her.
She is also so tough, childbirth with no meds she gave a 7/10 on the pain scale.
"All you think about is guns and sex" was a common statement. I also thought about food and beer.....
I never thought I would be offering someone help with their marriage, but I see your problem and think I can help. If you're fed up with only fighting about what she wants to eat, give us a call and we'll help you out. We can fight about anything.
When she's older she'll be able to string those words together into coherent thoughts. And surely you know dictionaries define thing, in pertinent part, as a thought or utterance. So maybe your wife is able to say things after all, as her rambling incoherent words are utterances.
But wait, the USA isn't Shariah compliant yet. So your wife can't be THAT young. So if your wife has a brain injury that keeps her from saying things, I hope she somehow recovers and I'm sorry dude.
On on the other hand, if you married a mentally handicapped woman who can only say random words and not express thoughts, you're sicker than we thought Maser. Damn!
Never understood how my wife could immediately know every place in our town that she didn't want to eat, but have absolutely no clue where she did want to eat.
Wife: Honey, who's the girl tied up in the closet?
Me: I dunno.
Wife: You're so funny....... love you.
Me to self: "I knew she'd hear the whimpers"
whim·per
ˈ(h)wimpər/
verb
Me: I dunno.
Wife: You're so funny....... love you.
Me to self: "I knew she'd hear the whimpers"
whim·per
ˈ(h)wimpər/
verb
- 1.
(of a person or animal) make a series of low, feeble sounds expressive of fear, pain, or discontent.
"a child in a bed nearby began to whimper"
- 1.
a low, feeble sound expressive of fear or pain.
"she gave a little whimper of protest"
Ah static cling Television "graphics" good times, good memories. I didn't have that particular set as it was before my time. But the idea did not die with that show.
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