As a puppy, dog was a butterball, bigger than all litter mates, and even the litter that followed, and dog maintained major round status thereafter, appropriately named "fatass"...
"Get over here fatass"
"Get your fatass in the truck fatass"
"You have got to be the most useless fatass in the world"
"Quit licking your sister fatass"
"Dont try f'g your daddy fatass"
And such.
Woman put on a few pounds last 6 months. Made the mistake of asking the dog, "why are you looking bigger fatass"
and woman THOUGHT I was talking to her... whooooooo !!!!!
Me and fatass were in the doghouse awhile over that one. Dog was like, "wtf did I do?"
Maybe I shouldn't have named the dog fatass....
After two years of being called fatass, dog wont answer to name woman gave it....
Then I said, "come here you fat fucking dog", and the woman, "what did you just say?"