CALL THE SECRET SERVICE ON HIM
You assholes just want my Easter gummy stash!
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CALL THE SECRET SERVICE ON HIM
Dammit I was hoping someone wouldn't post that...
those aint those haribo sugar free gummies are they?????????
you are going to kill tour TP supply
Albanese gummies. They really have the best gummies.
I honestly bought them to make little Easter mix bags for my kids and minions.
ya right
Businesses closed, empty shelves, economic chaos, rationed healthcare.
Frantic propaganda to vilify political enemies.
Entire cities on lock down.
Some of y’all are about to get a taste of the socialism you wanted so Badly. ?
You can always ride the dog then hose it off.When the rain stops I may try the dog butt scooting method got some nice green grass right now.
Got to go limber up.
Taco Bell should be required to do this.Went to the butcher shop, today, and they were giving away a free roll of TP with every purchase. That's thinking ahead.
Fuck that, what about the brass bristles O_OWouldn't you have to swallow that metal weight on one end, and then wait for it to reappear?
Oh that is just evil.
Went to Costco Thursday at opening. Lady with three cases of TP asked me why I was buying some spam and canned tuna.
“Because TP tastes like shit and has little nutritional value”
She grabbed 4 cases of tuna.
Bidet. I discovered the TOTO washlet while I was in Japan for a few years. I’ve had one of the wonderful devices since ‘08’.
Saves a ton of paper and keeps my corn hole way cleaner.
Dude my pooper is jealous. I had one of those in Spain and Italy. My asshole could whistle it was so clean.
Never saw a German or Norwegian house with one.
Never thought about buying one in America.
believers are made after the first warm pulse jet clears the balloon knot.
Has restored my hatred of humanity.
Went to my local Costco and Walmart today. Keep in mind I live in rural Montana. I don't think there has been one single fucking case of this bullshit virus reported in the entire state. Yet the toilet paper/paper towel shelves were completely gone. Obliterated. Nothing, nada, zilch remaining. People buying gallons and gallons of water as if there is some threat to our water supply. Place was packed with idiots worse than the day before Christmas. Yes, I fully expected it. But, I held out hope that we Montanan's were a little tougher, more rational, more thoughtful of our fellow citizens. Nope, just as stupid, selfish and irrational as fuckwits in any other state. I was there reluctantly, not to hoard, but to buy shit I actually needed. Like fucking toilet paper (down to 4 rolls for the misses and I). After I saw the decimation, I had to get the hell out of there quick as my temper was getting the best of me. I hope these inconsiderate assholes who are making life difficult for the rest of us come down with a particularly nasty and virulent strain of the Coronavirus![]()
Here's an idea:
Should Black and Latino people get priority access to a COVID-19 vaccine?
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Should Black and Latino people get priority access to a COVID-19 vaccine?
The CDC told states that they should be ready to distribute a coronavirus vaccine by Nov. 1www.marketwatch.com
Well, I'm of the "you first" opinion. I'm in zero rush to get the bill and melinda "vaccine".........So some rich white pretty evil couple that openly wants to "depopulate" the planet, and has had several "accidents" with their vaccines in Africa having some "accidental side effects" due to "contamination" is suggesting that people with dark skin colour get their "vaccine" first.......
Well..... I mean that same demographic also votes for Democrats despite the long history of the Democrats being responsible for their oppression.....
It will "free" for them any way! Shit go for it!So some rich white pretty evil couple that openly wants to "depopulate" the planet, and has had several "accidents" with their vaccines in Africa having some "accidental side effects" due to "contamination" is suggesting that people with dark skin colour get their "vaccine" first.......
Well..... I mean that same demographic also votes for Democrats despite the long history of the Democrats being responsible for their oppression.....
Here's an idea:
Should Black and Latino people get priority access to a COVID-19 vaccine?
![]()
Should Black and Latino people get priority access to a COVID-19 vaccine?
The CDC told states that they should be ready to distribute a coronavirus vaccine by Nov. 1www.marketwatch.com
So some rich white pretty evil couple that openly wants to "depopulate" the planet, and has had several "accidents" with their vaccines in Africa having some "accidental side effects" due to "contamination" is suggesting that people with dark skin colour get their "vaccine" first.......
Well..... I mean that same demographic also votes for Democrats despite the long history of the Democrats being responsible for their oppression.....