Maybe that's what happened. The sub was prepped using moa.
This definitely sucks. Submarine lost.
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what? 11 fucking pages? seriously?
IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE??????
yous boys are SLIPPING!
IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE??????
yous boys are SLIPPING!
If I remember right it was "The Abyss" where one of the characters mentions a failure at depth and says, "They bury you in your helmet."
Mike
They will keep stirring the water. Sorry but I couldn't resist.
If you ask me...they are scraping the bottom for a story....
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that is because there is an unbearable amount of pressure involved.
Apparently the kid was terrified of going down. He only went to please his dad because it was fathers day.
I’m going to shit post to the end of the apocalypse. FukemYou sick bastards made Fox News with your 'sick commentary'
I'm so proud
Online mockery of Titanic submersible leaves cultural observers sickened: 'Garbage dump of vile commentary'
Social media snark and jokes abounded during the saga of the missing Titanic submersible, leading some commentators to call it the worst of modern culture.www.foxnews.com
They are upset, because we aren't acting like they are telling us to act, nor feeling how they want us to feel. They think we are the broken ones, because we won't line up for the weekly approved pablum.
They can fuck right off.
We know the real story, and why they are trying to distract us.
Featuring all the woke BS. The big movie studios are already fighting for rights.
New from the diverse and inspiring engineers who brought you Crypto, AI and submarines made of fishing line and Bondo. Yes, this is cutting edge technology. No old 50-something losers with actual engineering skills were consulted. They’ll can’t conceive of our brilliance.
Now available in mock carbon-fiber-printed neoprene. BOGO sale on right now and we WILL ship to your parents basement.
Perfect for the newly-unemployed diversity hires who are going to go back to making sandwiches.
And still better-engineered than their submarines.
Sirhr
Now available in mock carbon-fiber-printed neoprene. BOGO sale on right now and we WILL ship to your parents basement.
Perfect for the newly-unemployed diversity hires who are going to go back to making sandwiches.
And still better-engineered than their submarines.
Sirhr
Made a model of the sub this morning in memory of it......
I'm crushed by how cold you people are.
There is no depth of depravity you won't sink to.
There is no depth of depravity you won't sink to.
Actually, no. If this had been Alvin or Trieste, it would be a global tragedy. This clown show distraction needs to be mocked ruthlessly if only to end the notion that melanin, tits and a predilection for sticking one’s dick in other dudes and farm animals by choice… makes one a qualified engineer.
Mock relentlessly until the next mock-worthy event appears!
Stupid hurts. Even in the afterlife. I hope the “diverse bimbo-fest” at Oceangate is rethinking their lives. But they are probably too shallow, self-absorbed and stupid to have a reflective moment that they killed 5 people and are a global joke.
Sirhr
Mock relentlessly until the next mock-worthy event appears!
Stupid hurts. Even in the afterlife. I hope the “diverse bimbo-fest” at Oceangate is rethinking their lives. But they are probably too shallow, self-absorbed and stupid to have a reflective moment that they killed 5 people and are a global joke.
Sirhr
Thresher and Scorpion were Genuine tragedies. And lessons were learned.
Both worthwhile case studies for anyone engineering anything… OR developing operational procedures.
No mockery there. Much solemn reflection for crews and families. Same for the several subs the Sovs lost.
Sirhr
I can't believe you called these people "shallow". I disagree and say they are in deep contemplation right now.
Let me get in front of this Hollywood blockbuster movie for the record.
I officially predict there will be at least one member of the young diversity hire design team given a script that makes him sound intelligent who frantically tries to warn the greedy white CEO and old 50+ year old racist white engineers that misled him that a carbon fiber septic tank is a deathtrap.
He'll be filled with humanity and logic, trying to divert catastrophy and save the crew but to no avail but not before sticking his tongue down the only non diverse but most attractive girl in the cast throat who throws herself at him after she falls for his heroic, albeit futile, efforts.
A distinguished, elderly white president that is cognative and can actually speak intelligently, played by Tom Hanks, will be kept abreast of the harrowing ordeal throughout this nailbiter.
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The boss. The diverse engineering team should be sitting in their parents basements contemplating the business end of a Luger right now.
Sirhr
PS… shallow. I see what I (accidentally) did there!
There was a rational experienced engineer who tried to sound the alarm. He was white, older, knew his field and warned the CEO.
He was fired and replaced with a non-binary birthing person furry who identifies as a crab.
In the movie, he’ll be the one blamed and his car will feature an NRA sticker. He will say the line “I love what Tucker Carlson had to say.” And have a Trump Pocket Protector. After the implosion he will admit to the FBI he was a John Bircher and get executed along with his dog.
Sirhr
Damn right. This isn't like the Apollo 1 fire where we had the best and brightest taking calculated risks with carefully researched and engineered equipment... This was hubris rolling the dice in a game of FAFO.
I don't take issue with folks taking risks in the spirit of discovery, enterprise, or adventure...
Mountain climbers take risks, but they do it with rated equipment... You won't catch me attempting to scale El Capitan with clothesline and keychain biners made by Chinese children and purchased at Dollar General.
Mike
Denzel Washington is now definitely old.
I'd say it will be played by by that tub of lard Lizzo.
Sirhr
Betting none of them are suffering it. They're trying to figure out how to get this off their Resume's so they can join NASA or something.
Edit: And I'll throw a couple more turds in the punchbowl. I bet every one of them is blaming someone else... probably a cis-gendered old pasty person who created engineering in the first place and made it racist. AND that they are furious that the world is mocking them and that any questioning of their "Participation Trophy" sub is somehow hate speech. Quick, call the FBI.
Last... Want to bet that the 'heavy lifting' engineering was done by facetime? By these little retards working from home in masks. Distracted and watching MSNBC or The View out of the corner of their eye during video chats and TicTok messaging? You think they had real engineering meetings? You think they got in a room and bounced around ideas and, in the process, kicked the hell out of each others' input? Like engineers? No holds barred actual discussions. Oh no. This was all done from their living rooms, remotely... behind color-coordinated Home-Depot Plasterers masks. And any idea was greeted with "Wow, Latisha, that idea of using Home Depot Grade 3 bolts on that flange is genius." "I concur. I sent Latisha a smiley because she is so smart."
This is what engineering is these days. And marketing. Ask Bud Light and Target.
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Sirhr
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So is a 12,000 foot water column.
Just like the Billionaires who lost their lives in that sketchy sub, the folks of the Hide are good people................................................ Deep Down
And I bet every one of those diverseniks wanted the un-vaxxed put in camps and fired, too.
Just postulating.
Sirhr
As much as I hate to relive the "last days" of my career......you are spot on.
Incompetence and blame shuffling abound, to a crippling degree.
It's a bit morbid but can I point out that the "engineers" on this debacle are now part of an extremely small group of people who can say they literally vaporized their boss? I mean, how many people throughout history can say thay?
I definately see a bright future for the deep diving submersible at Harbor Freight, right next to the 2 in 1 Garden Hose/Extension Cord Combo.
"Be the first to explore the Mariana's Trench"
*Some assembly required
"Be the first to explore the Mariana's Trench"
*Some assembly required
Crushed pepper and sea salt of course......
