This definitely sucks. Submarine lost.

[Ronws]

Speaking of this sub is beneath me.

Then we should drown our sorrows.

 

[Ronws]

Had to mention this thread in another thread.

Sorry, not sorry.

 

[NoDopes]

There is a lot of life left in this thread.

 

[FredHammer]

But not in that sub...

 

[pmclaine]

Had to mention this thread in another thread.

Sorry, not sorry.

Than the other thread would thus be a “sub thread”.

 

[rtB]

Hopefully this thread has taken it's last gasp. The humor sank pretty low, to the point it's irretrievable. It's time to stop searching for any remains of what it could have been.

 

[Sum Ting Wong]

This thread is all washed up.

 

[NoDopes]

Taken it's final breath?

 

[Im2bent]

The fatalism in here is truly crushing.

 

[GreenGO Juan]

This thread has sunken deeper than the Titanic.

 

[Makinchips208]

It has became a sub human thread

 

[pmclaine]

There are so many subliminal messages in here…..

 

[NoDopes]

Holy shit! Life springs eternal. We are saved!

 

[vh20]

If Gordon Lightfoot were still alive (he passed away not too long ago,) maybe he could have written a song for it like he did in that song, "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald."

Credit where due: Sirhr already did that way back in the early part of this thread.

Pg 8, Post 383. Masterfully done.

 

[atepointer]

Bud Light and Ocean gate two businesses made for each other. Twin CEO's making awful decisions that crushed their respective businesses. Someone good with photoshop needs to make an Ocean Gate sub meme with a bud light can....probably already done just ain't seentit yit. This thread had absolutely made me laugh out loud too many times.

 

[FredHammer]

Bud Light and Ocean gate two businesses made for each other. Twin CEO's making awful decisions that crushed their respective businesses. Someone good with photoshop needs to make an Ocean Gate sub meme with a bud light can....probably already done just ain't seentit yit. This thread had absolutely made me laugh out loud too many times.

"Sir, they found out more about Hunter Biden. Ok, we'll get the media to focus on this sub thing and that Bud Light tranny."

 

[Ronws]

Credit where due: Sirhr already did that way back in the early part of this thread.

Pg 8, Post 383. Masterfully done.

My bad. Sorry about that. This thread has gone on so long that I am recycling ideas, evidently.

 

[Ronws]

The reason employees suck and there’s a shortage of them

If I had a lawn that took 12 hrs to mow with riding mower(s), I’d put livestock on it. And is it 12 hours with one riding lawnmower? Or is it 12 hours with all four of his riding lawnmowers running?

www.snipershide.com

post #57.

The legend continues.

 

[mick243]

maybe we need a deep dive on why this thread keeps surfacing?

 

[Ronws]

maybe we need a deep dive on why this thread keeps surfacing?

That's a good question.

 

[isofahunter]

maybe we need a deep dive on why this thread keeps surfacing?

The buoyancy of this thread is greater than sub.

 

[Im2bent]

 

[pmclaine]

That's a good question.

He is a deep thinker.

 

[Ronws]

The buoyancy of this thread is greater than sub.

Amen to that.

 

[Ronws]

He is a deep thinker.

True, his mind wanders into the abyss.

 

[isofahunter]

He is a deep thinker.

Don't go too deep, you can get crushed.

 

[pmclaine]

Don't go too deep, you can get crushed.

I excel under pressure.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I thought this thread had died. I was crushed but alas it has risen unlike the sub.

 

[Longshot231]

And now for a musical interlude...







We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

 

[Ronws]

 

[308pirate]

For these private joyrides(Blue Origin/Virgin Galactic/SpaceX/Titanic/Global Balloon Rides/etc...), there should be a clause that says:

"Your price for the joyride does not include the search and rescue if things go wrong. If shit happens, the effort and money spent for your search and rescue, private and government expenditures, will be fully borne by you. If you die, it will be paid out of your family's inheritance. Your $250k joyride down to the bottom of the ocean to visit Titanic could land up costing your family $25-50m or more should you need search and rescue efforts. The honest tax payers will not be paying for your fk ups."

Let's see how many sign up after that...

The USCG, as well as private and government rescue services world wide, will do whatever it takes to rescue someone lost at sea regardless of who they are.

You are a fucking twat

Idiots making your claims have no fucking clue how the services operational funding works.

 

[Makinchips208]

The USCG, as well as private and government rescue services world wide, will do whatever it takes to rescue someone lost at sea regardless of who they are.

You are a fucking twat

Hey, this thread will remain positive. You are going to drag it way down if you start twat calling people. Let’s keep it up here.

 

[Im2bent]

Hey, this thread will remain positive. You are going to drag it way down if you start twat calling people. Let’s keep it up here.

Whatever floats your boat.

 

[308pirate]

Hey, this thread will remain positive. You are going to drag it way down if you start twat calling people. Let’s keep it up here.

No pressure, right?

 

[Im2bent]

God some of y'all are really reaching deep for these puns....

Yup we're a bunch of bottom dwellers

 

[Longshot231]

There might be some things worse than getting crushed to death by tons of sea water. Sorry but I couldn't resist.

 

[Ronws]

There might be some things worse than getting crushed to death by tons of sea water. Sorry but I couldn't resist.

As I had said before, the smell of ass must have been overpowering.

 

[Emerson0311]

The USCG, as well as private and government rescue services world wide, will do whatever it takes to rescue someone lost at sea regardless of who they are.

You are a fucking twat

Idiots making your claims have no fucking clue how the services operational funding works.

Like out ofbounds skiers having to pay for their own rescue? I see why you were banned. Probably happen again.

 

[308pirate]

Like out ofbounds skiers having to pay for their own rescue? I see why you were banned. Probably happen again.

Not even remotely the same but I'm not going to bother explaining.

 

[jakelly]

@Emerson0311 and @308pirate knock it off. If you two want to implode, take it to PMs.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

@Emerson0311 and @308pirate knock it off. If you two want to implode, take it to PMs.

These endlessly deep jokes are crushing me

 

[Mike Casselton]

I'm just sick of all the pressure being put on me to surface with something new and creative.

 

[jakelly]

I'm just sick of all the pressure being put on me to surface with something new and creative.

Don’t let it weigh you down. The cream always rises to the top.

 

[Ronws]

Don’t let it weigh you down. The cream always rises to the top.

So do the squashed eyeballs.

 

[101st]

 

[Makinchips208]

I'm just sick of all the pressure being put on me to surface with something new and creative.

Don’t let it get you down my friend.

 

[jakelly]

I didn’t think we’d be this good at these puns. I’m impressed.

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

Implosive humor

 

[isofahunter]

I expected cracks to develop in SH dark humor at this depth, 23 pages down.

 

[Ronws]

Alright now, who left the Oceangate disembarking ramp laying around?