This definitely sucks. Submarine lost.

[Longshot231]

All of these jokes are squeezing the life out of me.

 

[BurtG]

I doubt they had time for even a moment of panic. If it was some failure that left the hull intact, they should have been able to blow ballast and surface. I fear it was a catastrophic failure of the pressure vessel and they were squashed almost instantly. But, all pure speculation.

Did you watch the transcript video ?

They had haul failure sensors that were going red for like 20 minutes. And cracking sounds. It was scary af


And some signs point to the vessel not being buoyant and having to use props to surface (lol)

 

[Ronws]

All of these jokes are squeezing the life out of me.

I hear you. I am feeling a bit flat. Not as flat as the crew, mind you.

 

[Im2bent]

 

[JoshPutman]

Damn, this thread keeps bobbing to the surface.

 

[Ronws]

Damn, this thread keeps bobbing to the surface.

Like a low density turd.

 

[Jscb1b]

What would it take to reunite the Beatles?

Sending Paul and Ringo down in Oceangate?

Sirhr

Ps Better?

2 more bullets.

 

[mick243]

2 more bullets.

that’s a bit heavy


try to keep the conversation a bit more buoyant

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I had a response but it dropped off the radar

 

[Longshot231]

For something motivational:









We will now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

 

[Jscb1b]

that’s a bit heavy


try to keep the conversation a bit more buoyant

Them bullets sink to the bottom faster than that sub did.

 

[jakelly]

I expected cracks to develop in SH dark humor at this depth, 23 pages down.

I don’t want to burst our collective bubble, but even here in the bear pit, it took us a while to get to the bilge.

 

[jakelly]

How did this get left out of the playlist?

 

[Ronws]

We're going to need a bigger boat.

 

[jakelly]

As deep dive boats go
She was smaller than most
With a hull made out of fine fiber

The good captain they claimed
Could play GTA
While guiding the souls placed inside her

 

[NoDopes]

Budweiser latest beer: SubZero - Because we're pretty sure if our reputation sinks any lower, we'll still be just fine!

 

[JoshPutman]

I had a response but it dropped off the radar

Do you mean sonar?

 

[TicTacTex]

Watch the end. Lol

 

[mick243]

Hey look the thread surfaced again…..

 

[Two36]

Hey look the thread surfaced again…..

Unlike the submarine in question.

 

[pmclaine]

Bottom feeders keep bringing this up.

 

[jakelly]

Back from the abyss.

 

[n2ishun]

How in the holy hell did this float to the top ?

 

[Ronws]

The thread needed to resurface in the interest of science. Pumpkins, Halloween, how could you guys NOT see this coming?

 

[remmynikon.308]

The thread needed to resurface in the interest of science. Pumpkins, Halloween, how could you guys NOT see this coming?

and ghosts

 

[Ronws]

and ghosts

True, the ghosts of the crew. I understand they look like sheets of paper, feeling a bit flat.

 

[NoDopes]

 

[akmike47]

Unlike the submarine in question.

They did do a recovery on it I thought

 

[Ronws]

I am guessing that the crew got enough fiber.

 

[JoshPutman]

If only Aquaman were real.

 

[Ronws]

If only Aquaman were real.

Let me call up Jason Momoa and see what he can do.

 

[jakelly]

Let me call up Jason Momoa and see what he can do.

Abalone, you don’t know Momoa. You’re just muddying the waters with some false clams.

 

[Im2bent]

 

[Ronws]

All this humor is below me.

 

[Jscb1b]

So is the sub.

 

[Ronws]

So is the sub.

True.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

 

[Ronws]

Thanks for sharing that. May the ship and her crew never be forgotten. Immortality in memes.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

Thanks for sharing that. May the ship and her crew never be forgotten. Immortality in memes.

Helluva way to be remembered..

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

He said CF has a better strength/buoyancy ratio?

WTF
I guess it doesn't sink as fast?

 

[Ronws]

He said CF has a better strength/buoyancy ratio?

WTF
I guess it doesn't sink as fast?

May not have been much more sinking going on, then.

 

[Im2bent]

At least the asshole was on board when it imploded. I wonder what he would be saying if he hadn't been in it when it went. The guy was the Dunning Kruger poster boy.

 

[Ronws]

Yeah, kind of a rich man's version of "hold my beer and watch this."

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Needed a bump!

Sirhr

 

[Ronws]

Thank the SH for not failing to keep afloat the unfloatable.

Bravo Maestro, bravo!

 

[Longshot231]

That which was sinkable has become unsinkable.

 

[Ronws]

That which was sinkable has become unsinkable.

Like Molly Brown. But that which is sinkable looks a lot like Leonardo DiCaprio.

 

[NoDopes]

Oceans gate
Heavens gate

It was obvious...

 

[louu]

Why can you guys just let this thread die like those guys in that submarine

 

[NoDopes]

But.. do we really know?