This definitely sucks. Submarine lost.
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This thread keeps popping to the surface……
kinda like one of those turds that just won’t flush
kinda like one of those turds that just won’t flush
Just discovered that this thread exists. Might as well jump in.
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Jesus Christ! That's Jesus Christ! (from "The Christ Identity.")
Wasn't the husband in on the naked hot tub parties in their back yard? Swingers and train conductors.
I think the pressure of shopping was crushing for him…..looking for that perfect gift you know.
Which will last longer?
Chad on the porch or this thread?
BTW I can't believe y'all missed making a elf on the shelf to Chad on the pad joke
Chad on the porch or this thread?
BTW I can't believe y'all missed making a elf on the shelf to Chad on the pad joke
I believe that question could float around a bit, unlike the sub.
This cake is more seaworthy…
Than the Oceangate sub!
Sirhr
Than the Oceangate sub!
Sirhr
Oceangate Christmas ornament… available on Amazon and still more seaworthy than Titan!
Sirhr
Well, without that. Maybe the cartoon character and not actor Jason Momoa, exactly. I didn't know he was grooming kids. Granted, Disney is. Wouldn't Walt flip his lid if he knew?
They are more likely to find that down there than they Epstein's full client list.
Sir, you underestimate 50 year old white dudes abilities. #StocktonRush
I tried searching this thread before posting the Head East song, just to make sure I did not have a senior moment and post the same thing twice.
I think someone did post the Lightfoot song.
I know I posted lyrics from "Octopus's Garden" by the Beatles and someone else posted "Yellow Submarine."
Fuck it. I've exhausted my supply of jokes, but maybe I'll come up with some soon..... don't hold your breath though.
When OceanGate said they offer the full titanic experience, they really weren’t kidding.
Well, this sim disproves a theory of mine. I had thought that the last thing going through a crew member's mind was his anus.
But it is the other way around. The head is crushed and heads toward the anus. A rectal optosis, giving one a shitty outlook on life.
This assumes they were sitting upright.
They should include the 16 minutes where red light alarms were blaring signaling hull integrity failure emanate and their failed attempts to drop weights to surface or gain velocity to the surface with thrusters on full ascend.
There must have been a lot of prayers and shit in pants floating around in that implosion.
They should include the 16 minutes where red light alarms were blaring signaling hull integrity failure emanate and their failed attempts to drop weights to surface or gain velocity to the surface with thrusters on full ascend.
There must have been a lot of prayers and shit in pants floating around in that implosion.
