Those pesky Swiss!

[sirhrmechanic]

Hey, wait…. This is about the Swiss!

Miss Switzerland Finalist Allegedly Dismembered by Husband, 'Pureed' in a Blender

Swiss officials confirmed that a former Miss Switzerland finalist met a horrific end when her husband allegedly strangled her to death.

www.breitbart.com

Gotta say, points for style!!!

Sirhr

 

[Newlongrange]

True love right there.

 

[jmp1]

No matter how hot she is.......someone somewhere is tired of her shit......

 

[sirhrmechanic]

No matter how hot she is.......someone somewhere is tired of her shit......

Well not any more…

Sirhr

 

[eca7891]

That’s some hate right there.

 

[HPIguy]

Anyone up for some Swiss Miss?

 

[wvfarrier]

Pretty gruesome

 

[kl3309]

Nothing you can't do if you've got one of these (and a blender):

 

[lonegunman762x51]

There really is no limit to the level of insanity a woman can drive a man too. At some point one or both of them should have left one another. I promise you this guy was going insane and broke keeping this bitch in makeup and clothes and getting half a hand job every two weeks. She was fucking her gym trainer and he was pile driving her butthole three times a week and she was looking for greener pastures on his dime.

Was he going to make sausage? Kinda wondering.

Maybe we need to start a crazy woman thread and everyone can regale us with stories and recount the misery some women have put us thru for love.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

"Only known as Thomas"... That's probably because it is not common for Europeans to pronounce "Tamerlan", "Alparslan" or something similar...

Sudden Jihad Syndrome most likely here.

 

[Baron23]

If he offers you a smoothie, DON’T lol

 

[dustingaunder]

How many grams of protein you think that is?

 

[FWoo45]

"Only known as Thomas"... That's probably because it is not common for Europeans to pronounce "Tamerlan", "Alparslan" or something similar...

Sudden Jihad Syndrome most likely here.

I'd agree, but it doesn't look like it.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

She had to be banging someone else

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I'd agree, but it doesn't look like it.

The most unnerving thing is just how many potential nutters are out there at any given time regardless of any specific demographics. Youtube has been innundated by coverage of the trial of the Ted Bundy wannabe Wade Wilson AKA the "Deadpool Killer". Mofo is using his own death penalty trial as a celebrity panel and the amount of people out there who are actually sticking up for him is just disturbing as fuck...

 

[KYAggie]

Just think, if it had been illegal to strangle someone she might still be al…….oh wait; well, if jigsaws, knives, garden shears, and blenders had been registered and regulated maybe that part of it wouldn’t have happened. Sarcastic font off……

 

[35L4S SOTIC]

Drink Up and Be Somebody

 

[eprom]

Kristina Joksimovic sound very swiss.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Anyone up for some Swiss Miss?

I see what you did there….

Sirhr

 

[232593]

Does he take requests???

There is a town in Ohio that needs about 20k smoothies made.

 

[KYAggie]

Hey, when he’s done in Ohio, I’m sure there are plenty of smoothies to be made in Trampa, FL; seems to be filled with more than just a few annoying and recently divorced women in the mid 50’s not realizing the men with money they are going after can get get all the 28-35 year olds they want. Might as well make them into smoothies as well, I’m sure there’s more than a few x-husbands paying alimony who would agree.

 

[Alphatreedog]

He was just helping her transition . From solid to liquid . Wonder what her pronouns are ?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

He was just helping her transition . From solid to liquid . Wonder what her pronouns are ?

How does the transition to gas work?

Oh, wait…. That’s not the Swiss!

Sirhr

 

[softcock]

article states:
Thomas showed a ..."noticeably high level of criminal energy ",

I get that all the time with Red Bulls and Vodka ....LOL
.

 

[P-Squared]

murder may have stemmed from “mental illness.” - Ya Think?

 

[Ronws]

Too bad her name was not Patty. We could have made something out of Patty Pate' .

 

[Expert684]

He was just helping her transition . From solid to liquid . Wonder what her pronouns are ?

“fluid”

 

[Aftermath]

There is a town in Ohio that needs about 20k smoothies made.

Hey, when he’s done in Ohio, I’m sure there are plenty of smoothies to be made in Trampa, FL; seems to be filled with more than just a few annoying and recently divorced women in the mid 50’s not realizing the men with money they are going after can get get all the 28-35 year olds they want. Might as well make them into smoothies as well, I’m sure there’s more than a few x-husbands paying alimony who would agree.

You guys are promoting genocide.

I, on the other hand, being far more civilized, propose he need visit only 2 two additional towns in the USA and only make a single smoothie in each one.

 

[Cody S]

He was just helping her transition . From solid to liquid . Wonder what her pronouns are ?

was/were

 

[KYAggie]

You guys are promoting genocide.

I, on the other hand, being far more civilized, propose he need visit only 2 two additional towns in the USA and only make a single smoothie in each one.

Yeah, it wouldn’t help, there’s a long list of brainless gophers who can read a teleprompter whose heads would pop up out of the hole after those two were removed. Long list……

 

[Charmingmander]

This is what happens when all of our natural behaviors and instincts get suppressed.

It's why men should stop playing video games and go touch grass. Remove the stress reliever and watch how many start partying.

I expect more and more wild shit like this to come as society gets forced more and more into cuckboxes and megacities. Man was not built for it.

 

[thejeep]

That's some dedication.

We had a kid round here that cut his parents up with an ax and burnt them in a barrel in the living room.

 

[Ronws]

That's some dedication.

We had a kid round here that cut his parents up with an ax and burnt them in a barrel in the living room.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That's some dedication.

We had a kid round here that cut his parents up with an ax and burnt them in a barrel in the living room.

Everyone knows that if you are going to burn your parents down to ashes, you have to do it in the family room! I mean the Living Room was always off limits to us kids.

Sirhr

 

[akg102]

This is what happens when all of our natural behaviors and instincts get suppressed.

It's why men should stop playing video games and go touch grass. Remove the stress reliever and watch how many start partying.

I expect more and more wild shit like this to come as society gets forced more and more into cuckboxes and megacities. Man was not built for it.

Fill one waste of time one with another.

 

[hlee]

Irony being what it is, the Amish culture traces its roots to Switzerland…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Irony being what it is, the “Amish” culture traces its roots to Swaziland…

FIFY