Throat-slashing ASU Badass Moonbat?

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A loud asshole screaming and waving a machete, threatening to cut your fucking head off, is giving you a sporting chance, dare I say an advantage of you can exploit it.

The quiet one will smile, and shake your hand, and buy you a beer, before he cuts your throat slowly in a dark spot, with time for the luxury of shitting on your breathless chest.
 
A loud asshole screaming and waving a machete, threatening to cut your fucking head off, is giving you a sporting chance, dare I say an advantage of you can exploit it.

The quiet one will smile, and shake your hand, and buy you a beer, before he cuts your throat slowly in a dark spot, with time for the luxury of shitting on your breathless chest.
I gotta say....

It’s comforting knowing you haven’t given that a whole lot of thought.