Toilet paper math

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OK how long does an average roll of toilet paper last you as an individual? Prize will be given to the closest number of days to my own. Hint: I shit once a day.
 
1000 sheets per roll ./. by 15 sheets per wipe X 2 wipes per day = 33.3 days.

YMMV

That means the 16 roll pack I just bought should last me 533.3 days or 17.7777 months (based on an average 30 day month).
 
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1000 sheets per roll ./. by 15 sheets per wipe X 2 wipes per day = 33.3 days.

YMMV

That means the 16 roll pack I just bought should last me 533.3 days or 17.7777 months (based on an average 30 day month).

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Quality and roll size play a huge factor. Woman wipe every time they pee.

Personally I would imagine an average roll of tp would last me 2 weeks if I only used it for wiping my ass and wasn't sick.
 
Scientific study done under the strictest of controls. Winner will be announced at 10am central time tomorrow. Prize will be awarded at that time. No shit! ?
 
According to Sheryl Crow the famous eco green "One sheet only!" toilet paper Nazi a roll should do us for the year LOL! However, we don't give a sheet because it is nobody else's business what I do in my oval office in closed door sessions.
 
Pretty sure a roll that large is illegal in California...or it causes cancer I can't remember.
High capacity, assault TP rolls, are scary to the socialist denizens of San Francisco. What else would they wipe on their sidewalks? Might just destroy their whole new fundamentally transformed ambience and aroma of a totally woke city.
 
What a place. Last week a thread about jerking off. Now wiping your ass.

Its as bad as the national news. Whats coming next week?
Probably what happened on another forum I frequent. Either a spammer or a bot-account posted all sorts of repeated threads about astrology and how to keep your true love in your life and how Doctor-Guru [insert long unpronounceable Indian name here] has all the secrets of tantrik universal amazingness, that sort of thing. The only ones missing were the bot accounts you see in news comment sections about how THIS NEW TRICK LETS YOU WORK AT HOME AND MAKE A JILLION DOLLARS A DAY.
 
No idea, the women in my house go through at least a roll a day.

Aprox 10-15 squares per sitting depending on how messy it gets, normally once a day. How many squares per roll? Do the math.
 
Apparently no one in my AO has figured out that baby wipes can be used for your ass. Ironic since they all have like 11 kids.

TP is gone everywhere. Costco hasn't had it for days. Walmart has a sign that says no TP. Yet there are isles and isles of stocked baby wipes.

#babywipemasterrace
Pro tip: get the smaller 10 packs of baby wipes and when you're ready to use them, put a small pack in the microwave for 30-45 seconds.

Warmth cleanliness upon the o-ring. Leaves you feeling like royalty.
 
Pro tip: get the smaller 10 packs of baby wipes and when you're ready to use them, put a small pack in the microwave for 30-45 seconds.

Warmth cleanliness upon the o-ring. Leaves you feeling like royalty.

Yep, we used to leave them sitting outside or on the AC unit on the CHU.

It was the closest thing I think I've ever come across in my life, to what stealing a horse would have been back in the day, if you took someone's baby wipes.
 
Yep, we used to leave them sitting outside or on the AC unit on the CHU.

It was the closest thing I think I've ever come across in my life, to what stealing a horse would have been back in the day, if you took someone's baby wipes.
Yep. That's how fights happen. That and when someone rat fucks the peanut butter M&M's from the MRE's.
 
Apparently no one in my AO has figured out that baby wipes can be used for your ass. Ironic since they all have like 11 kids.

TP is gone everywhere. Costco hasn't had it for days. Walmart has a sign that says no TP. Yet there are isles and isles of stocked baby wipes.

#babywipemasterrace

They work unbelievably well... at clogging the pipes.

Dont ask me how I know.
 
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At my house, how long a roll of TP lasts depends on whether or not Mandi the Wonder Golden gets a hold of it. We have had some rolls last less than 1 minute and some last several weeks. Sadly, when she shreds a roll, the pieces are too small to recycle.
 
Ok, the math is going to be slightly skewed since the damn rookie made enchiladas for supper last night at the firehouse. So Im going with an average of 8 squares per sit , but the household has a wife and two younguns so a roll probably only lasts about 4 days.
 
I think what Im going to try and do is to put all family members on a strict diet of 2 spoonfuls of Metamucil every morning and we will sell any TP that we currently have and the proceeds will go to my rifle fund.
After all, two spoonfuls of that stuff daily and wiping is merely a formality.