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Toilet paper math
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For me.... probably a week to 10 days. But I also use TP to blow my nose too. I do remember in my Iraq days I would make a roll of Charmin or Quilted Northern I got in a care package last for a month LOLLLLLL.
At home, I'd say one roll will last me about five weeks. I'm not always crapping at home, though. My job has some pretty nice toilets.
depends , one late night with taco bell and we will be breaking out a megaroll of northern quilted !
Learn to use your ass correctly God didn't intend for you to use TP , that's why he gave you the ability to have a clean break.
By myself? 9-10 days. With my wife and daughter, I can't keep up.
Quality and roll size play a huge factor. Woman wipe every time they pee.
Personally I would imagine an average roll of tp would last me 2 weeks if I only used it for wiping my ass and wasn't sick.
Personally I would imagine an average roll of tp would last me 2 weeks if I only used it for wiping my ass and wasn't sick.
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Thats the expensive quilted type. I use the cheaper single ply...youre just flushing it away after all and my asshole cant tell the difference.
What a place. Last week a thread about jerking off. Now wiping your ass.
Its as bad as the national news. Whats coming next week?
Its as bad as the national news. Whats coming next week?
According to Sheryl Crow the famous eco green "One sheet only!" toilet paper Nazi a roll should do us for the year LOL! However, we don't give a sheet because it is nobody else's business what I do in my oval office in closed door sessions.
I live in a house of six, with four of them being the opposite sex and you expect me to know how long a roll of toilet paper lasts? You're a funny man Charlie Brown?
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Pretty sure a roll that large is illegal in California...or it causes cancer I can't remember.
High capacity, assault TP rolls, are scary to the socialist denizens of San Francisco. What else would they wipe on their sidewalks? Might just destroy their whole new fundamentally transformed ambience and aroma of a totally woke city.
no job is ever finished till the paper work is done . call me wistful , but till im clean I ain't done wiping be it one wad or 5
Probably what happened on another forum I frequent. Either a spammer or a bot-account posted all sorts of repeated threads about astrology and how to keep your true love in your life and how Doctor-Guru [insert long unpronounceable Indian name here] has all the secrets of tantrik universal amazingness, that sort of thing. The only ones missing were the bot accounts you see in news comment sections about how THIS NEW TRICK LETS YOU WORK AT HOME AND MAKE A JILLION DOLLARS A DAY.
I don’t like getting in touch with my inner self, so I use the good stuff.
It depends.
Me? Roll can last a pretty long time.
A female? Literally a roll everytime they seem to flush the fucking toilet.
Me? Roll can last a pretty long time.
A female? Literally a roll everytime they seem to flush the fucking toilet.
I don’t understand how women go through so much. They don’t have to drag mud through a forest when they wipe.
Apparently no one in my AO has figured out that baby wipes can be used for your ass. Ironic since they all have like 11 kids.
TP is gone everywhere. Costco hasn't had it for days. Walmart has a sign that says no TP. Yet there are isles and isles of stocked baby wipes.
#babywipemasterrace
TP is gone everywhere. Costco hasn't had it for days. Walmart has a sign that says no TP. Yet there are isles and isles of stocked baby wipes.
#babywipemasterrace
Use your cat. They are self cleaning. Just watch out for the claws.
Pro tip: get the smaller 10 packs of baby wipes and when you're ready to use them, put a small pack in the microwave for 30-45 seconds.
Warmth cleanliness upon the o-ring. Leaves you feeling like royalty.
Yep, we used to leave them sitting outside or on the AC unit on the CHU.
It was the closest thing I think I've ever come across in my life, to what stealing a horse would have been back in the day, if you took someone's baby wipes.
Yep. That's how fights happen. That and when someone rat fucks the peanut butter M&M's from the MRE's.
If it were just me a role would last about 2 weeks, but I live in an estrogen filled house and with my wife and daughters one roll lasts a day and half.
At my house, how long a roll of TP lasts depends on whether or not Mandi the Wonder Golden gets a hold of it. We have had some rolls last less than 1 minute and some last several weeks. Sadly, when she shreds a roll, the pieces are too small to recycle.
When a little stomach bug visits and plays domino effect through your household all the math in the world goes out the window as far as TP consumption.
2 is 1; and 1 is None applies pretty well.
2 is 1; and 1 is None applies pretty well.
Ok, the math is going to be slightly skewed since the damn rookie made enchiladas for supper last night at the firehouse. So Im going with an average of 8 squares per sit , but the household has a wife and two younguns so a roll probably only lasts about 4 days.
I think what Im going to try and do is to put all family members on a strict diet of 2 spoonfuls of Metamucil every morning and we will sell any TP that we currently have and the proceeds will go to my rifle fund.
After all, two spoonfuls of that stuff daily and wiping is merely a formality.
After all, two spoonfuls of that stuff daily and wiping is merely a formality.
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