UK- Full Retard edition- Knives are too sharp!

[hermosabeach]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...ng-solution-soaring-violent-crime-judge-says/

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Knives are too sharp and filing them down is solution to soaring violent crime, judge says
A judge has proposed a nationwide programme to file down the points of kitchen knives as a solution to the country’s soaring knife crime epidemic.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[mdmp5]

wow....................

 

[EddieNFL]

They never did recover from those back to back defeats. Sad, really.

 

[jcm331]

"Every kitchen contains lethal knives which are potential murder weapons."

I just laughed out loud at work

 

[demolitionman]

Someone please tell me this is fake news.

 

[FS1]

When a murderer is found guilty the judge should just pull out a pistol and shoot the Effer right there. You would never have to worry about grinding kitchen knives. Ever. JMHO

 

[Mike Casselton]

This is what happens when people are trapped on an island the size of Illinois and interbreed for over four thousand years.
Seriously, just look at the royal family....

The last paragraph of the article said it was a social problem.
WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK?
It's a fucking CRIME problem!!

 

[Rthur]

By this logic if we removed the tip all good?

Unfucking believable....


R

 

[Redmanss]

The Brits want their knives to be a dull as their comedy, and the only tools allowed in the country to have the title "MP" to them.

 

[Cgbaugh]

Wow! How long will it be before they just lock everyone up for they own protection?

 

[W54/XM-388]

So excellent, a turn in your kitchen knives program...
Apparently nobody realizes that all you need is a butter knife & a concrete sidewalk, rock or brick.... stabby knife....OMG!!!
Apparently they haven't heard that even in prison "shanking" is really popular and easily done...

But don't worry, the Muslims will take over and rid the country of these idiots as part of setting up their Islamic State of Europe... Survival of the fittest favours them.

 

[thejeep]

One day I too possessed a kitchen knife almost too sharp! I remember it all too well every time I look down and see the scar on my leg. You see I had volunteered to sharpen the knife for my brother. I wanted to do a good job so my bro would be impressed.

When i decided it was sharp enough I ran the blade up my pants leg while trailing the edge to remove the grit. As I lifted the blade away the edge sliced through my pants and into my thigh above the knee.

I now strive to make all my knives at least that sharp.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

One day I too possessed a kitchen knife almost too sharp! I remember it all too well every time I look down and see the scar on my leg. You see I had volunteered to sharpen the knife for my brother. I wanted to do a good job so my bro would be impressed.

When i decided it was sharp enough I ran the blade up my pants leg while trailing the edge to remove the grit. As I lifted the blade away the edge sliced through my pants and into my thigh above the knee.

I now strive to make all my knives at least that sharp.

I do the knife sharpening for a number of my friends. At least half of them have had to get stitches at one time or another, because they didn't believe me when I said "careful, it's sharp now". They just didn't realize that "their version of sharp and/or the factory version of sharp" is different compared to the REAL LIFE version of sharp!

I'd say "I feel your pain", except most of them say "they didn't feel a thing, it happened so fast......" and are astonished.

Now, as to the brit's,,,, there was no hope for them when they banned firearms. Many years ago. Now they've opened the doors to all kinds of theft, debauchery, and contamination. And soon they want to make things worse!

The sun definitely seems to be setting on 'the empire'.

 

[Strykervet]

I wanna see 'em do this, I really do. Just so I can see what their solution to the screwdriver murder epidemic will be. Think about that.

 

[Bender]

Please don’t show them what a red brick can do.....

They will all have to live in wet cardboard boxes.

 

[hic28]

They will all have to live in wet cardboard boxes.

Can’t have that either, wet some cardboard. Roll it super tight then let it dry in the sun and you can make a pretty good paper mache dagger

 

[Sean the Nailer]

They're going to have to ban all vehicles. ALL vehicles.
Because vehicles of all sizes, have tires.
Because tires go flat sometimes.
Because flat tires need to be changed.
Because spare tires need to be installed.
Because TIRE IRONS need to be used, to install said spare tire replacing the flat one.
Ergo...due to the fact that TIRE IRONS can be used as a weapon, or a toothbrush, or a fishing weight, or a soup-stirrer, or a WEAPON....

Ban all vehicles. It's for the children. If it saves just one,,,,, it's worth it.

 

[Bender]

 

[Strykervet]

Just keep this in mind the next time someone is talking gun ban shit. Crime is crime, murder is murder, the tool used to do it with is insignificant.

The whole world is a weapon, at least that's how I see it. That I use firearms is due to the fact I like the best tool to fit the job, but force me to use a hammer when a wrench would've been better, and I'll make do with what I have available.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Crime and murders were happening long before Homo Sapien had tools at his disposal.
It's a defect in human nature.

 

[Maxduty]

So excellent, a turn in your kitchen knives program...
Apparently nobody realizes that all you need is a butter knife & a concrete sidewalk, rock or brick.... stabby knife....OMG!!!
Apparently they haven't heard that even in prison "shanking" is really popular and easily done...

But don't worry, the Muslims will take over and rid the country of these idiots as part of setting up their Islamic State of Europe... Survival of the fittest favours them.

Or Jello and drywall tape
https://interestingengineering.com/...lobs-of-jiggly-jello-into-a-razor-sharp-knife

 

[hermosabeach]

Great things rocks are not sharp