Venezuela "special" forces have a message for 'Merica (Major FAIL)

[Blue Sky Country]

Who else is drinking this Friday night?

Got a funny one right here for your enjoyment........Apparently the Venezuelan army released a training video with the intention of 'scaring' the US Marines.

It's srris bidnes.....They srris...everybody is skeered:

https://tribunist.com/news/venezuel...scare-off-u-s-military-forces-it-fails-video/

A video made its way to Facebook on Monday, showing clips of Venezuelan military forces taking part in “intense training” activities. The caption on the Facebook post asserts that the clip is not a “humorous television program” and that it was released by “the Venezuelan government to scare the US Marines.”

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Since making its way onto Facebook, the video has been viewed over 387,000 times. The caption, according to Google Translate, reads: “ATTENTION: It is not a video of a humorous television program, it is a video of the Venezuelan government to scare the US Marines.”

 

[stello1001]

No no, I'm sure this was done as some sort of comedy or joke...

 

[Long Range 338]

“If you see our soldiers, you’ll shit yourself!” My ears and sides hurt.....

 

[_Windrider_]

This can’t be real. The TSA is scarier than these fucks.

Come at me bro.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

This can’t be real. The TSA is scarier than these fucks.

Come at me bro.

My guess is that they initially made the video in order to intimidate their own citizens from rioting or protesting, and then somebody in the command bunch got the idea that they will release it for the whole world to see the "might of the Venezuelan army". Just because some people occupy high seats in governments does not mean that they are all there in sync with reality.

 

[XLR308]

They might actually be serious and full of confidence since they have been so successful in bullying and murdering unarmed starving people.
I think they need a dose of cornfed marines to show up and take that challenge.
They would be snot bubbles and in tears faster than they could drop those old shifty AK`s before getting shot.

 

[SilentStalkr]

???????

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

If it were more geographically opportune I'd say conquer them, we've had enough occupations in my opinion. I expect an invasion could still happen, and American corporations will move in for security and infrastructure shortly after. We'll conquer them economically, which they actually need at this point.

 

[_Windrider_]

If it were more geographically opportune I'd say conquer them, we've had enough occupations in my opinion. I expect an invasion could still happen, and American corporations will move in for security and infrastructure shortly after. We'll conquer them economically, which they actually need at this point.

I’m pretty sure they have the largest oil reserves in the area.

 

[Maxduty]

 

[KZP]

Looks like they have their retreat scream figured out.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[DaleGribble82]

Looks like a fucking “Whitest Kids You Know” skit.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

 

[DaleGribble82]

My god you read my mind!! Are you a psychic or just a medium cause right now I’m dead ???

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Fake

 

[_Windrider_]

Hole. E. Shit. I’m dead.

 

[_Windrider_]

Seriously. I’m in tears. That video is so fucking hilarious. I have t laughed that hard since paparock.

 

[DaleGribble82]

Seriously. I’m in tears. That video is so fucking hilarious. I have t laughed that hard since paparock.

You think that is funny watch this one ??

 

[aam]

That video was funny. https://tribunist.com/news/venezuel...scare-off-u-s-military-forces-it-fails-video/reminded me of the movie Stripes with Bill Murray and John Candy.

 

[smoooth1]

That video was funny. https://tribunist.com/news/venezuel...scare-off-u-s-military-forces-it-fails-video/reminded me of the movie Stripes with Bill Murray and John Candy.

WTF??? How are the Venezuelans' getting by with "black face" comedy???
This is unbelievable!!!
Where are the outraged socialists to protest this racism??….....Oh, yeah, I almost forgot...….

 

[_Windrider_]

You think that is funny watch this one ??

Nope. The other one is way funnier.

 

[pmclaine]

None of them will ever be Governor of Virginia now.....

 

[6/250/40]

None of them will ever be Governor of Virginia now.....

Coffee thru nose, on keyboard..........again LMAO

 

[Veer_G]

Seriously. I’m in tears. That video is so fucking hilarious. I have t laughed that hard since paparock.

Damn, I'm impressed. Ol' Pink Papa stamped your whole schtick like a warped, rust-streaked AK receiver blank.

 

[missed]

The comments were golden

"Not even the air Force was scared"

"My shits are more intense"

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

Well, seems they don't understand true conflicts for if they did, I think your average 10th grader from years past could instill a different mind set. That is of course if they take breathing air, drinking water or eating food seriously.

 

[huntingthem]

Scare a Marine...
That's some funny shit right there..

 

[Bama Fan]

My wife is unhappy. I woke her up laughing at that video.

 

[DuneBoer]

And now I can start my day with a chuckle.

 

[W54/XM-388]

They probably are confused.
They see all our Communist loving idiot politicians all over the news and think that they must be a representation of what the rest of our country is like.

I'm fairly sure that if Trump was to give the order to take out the government and military in Venezuela, with no concern for anything other than the safety of our troops and getting the job done completely and fast. It might take over a day to finish the mopping up operation...... If there is anything left to mop up after the bombing and strafing runs are complete.

 

[myronman3]

there is no way possible this is real.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

They probably are confused.
They see all our Communist loving idiot politicians all over the news and think that they must be a representation of what the rest of our country is like.

I'm fairly sure that if Trump was to give the order to take out the government and military in Venezuela, with no concern for anything other than the safety of our troops and getting the job done completely and fast. It might take over a day to finish the mopping up operation...... If there is anything left to mop up after the bombing and strafing runs are complete.

You know what will only make the scene more perfect?

Military intervention is carried out. Maduro's "shock" troops meet coalition firepower and falls back in utter confusion and chaos. They reach what they believe is safety in the cities......................Only to have masses of angry, hungry and fed up people fall upon them with machetes, hatchets and guns that they managed to collect over the years.

The coalition forces would only then need to hand over the commanders and ringleaders of the party to the citizen's tribunals for trial. Their fates will be decided quickly. Just like the ISIS fighters that tried to blend in with the civilian population in Iraq when the Iraqi army started to mop up. They are going to be putting a lot of rubber tires and kerosene to good use should this sequence of events happen.

 

[W54/XM-388]

You know what will only make the scene more perfect?
Military intervention is carried out. Maduro's "shock" troops meet coalition firepower and falls back in utter confusion and chaos. They reach what they believe is safety in the cities......................Only to have masses of angry, hungry and fed up people fall upon them with machetes, hatchets and guns that they managed to collect over the years.
The coalition forces would only then need to hand over the commanders and ringleaders of the party to the citizen's tribunals for trial. Their fates will be decided quickly. Just like the ISIS fighters that tried to blend in with the civilian population in Iraq when the Iraqi army started to mop up. They are going to be putting a lot of rubber tires and kerosene to good use should this sequence of events happen.

Or for even more fun we could simply do a homage to this great scene, fly a couple loaded transport helicopters over the city and dump "freedom tools"...

 

[Scott037]

My wife is unhappy. I woke her up laughing at that video.

now we know that can get scary.

 

[DaleGribble82]

Nope. The other one is way funnier.

Fair enough.

 

[Bender]

Let that poor soldier take a piss already.

 

[whiskeytower]

Is this real life? That can not be real?

 

[RowdyAF]

Please God, let this war happen.

 

[Racer88]

I’m pretty sure they have the largest oil reserves in the area.

Nope... not in the area... in the WORLD. #1. Largest proven oil reserves in the world. That's right... more than even Saudi Arabia.

But, that's not all Venezuela has. It has some of the largest iron ore and bauxite (aluminum ore) deposits in the world. At one time they were the largest producer of low-cost aluminum in the world. They also have gold. They have diamonds. They have hydroelectric power. They have a beautiful coastline which provides for tourism and natural ports. Inland, there are fertile farmlands.

They have, quite literally, every desirable natural resource known... in a country slightly larger than Texas. It is a country that is VERY rich in natural resources.

The video is both funny and sad. What do they have there? Six guys total?

Venezuela once was and should still be the most prosperous country in all Latin America.

BTW... I grew up there (1968 - 1979) while my dad (expatriate) worked in the aluminum industry. It was a wonderful and interesting place to grow up. It saddens me to see what has happened there. And, it underscores the dangers of socialism.

 

[acudaowner]

 

[ArmyJerry]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_proven_oil_reserves

 

[Blue Sky Country]

It saddens me to see what has happened there. And, it underscores the dangers of socialism.

The best thing that can happen right now or in the near future will be a successful citizen uprising in that country, followed by a Romanian style purge of the socialist leadership. Just like Nicolae Ceausescu and Muammar Gaddafi. That is, corpses dragged out into full public view from the presidential palace, with visible gunshot wounds from a summary execution.

Such scenes, and news of the aftermath flooding the media WILL be a major center-mass blow to the morale of all the commies and socialists here and elsewhere. It will be even more effective than foreign military intervention, when the common citizens of the country, having endured terror and repression for many years, finally decides to take matters into their own hands.

 

[ArmyJerry]

We should be doing air drops

 

[Blue Sky Country]

We should be doing air drops

They will have to be coordinated so they will not end up in the hands of gov't sympathizers or sleepers. The mechanism behind how such regimes maintain control is by planting sleepers and spies into every block and neighborhood.

After years of living under such state terror, the residents of each flat block or neighborhood probably has a very good idea who the local state employed rat(s) are. If they have a sufficient nucleus to organize them and get them ready to fight, they will take out and kill those rats first, since you DO NOT want to be stabbed in the back once the real battles begin. A coordinated drop of budget AR's and loaded mags will be a godsend to those brave souls starting the fight. Only a few would be enough, because plenty of AK's, pistols, and grenades would be available once the soldiers start getting dirt napped left and right.

 

[acudaowner]

I would think aiding the people would be good, except you could not garente the people were the ones getting the aid rather than the government poisoning that aid or selling it saying the us killed our people with air drops. so I'm against airdrops at least without protection for it and the people.

 

[hermosabeach]

In 2017 they were training their people