Maggie’s Week 3, sort of...

GasLight

That Guy
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Well, I haven't updated lately, because mostly there hasn't been anything to update to speak of. On Monday morning, you guessed it, I was late again, not too bad, but about 5 mins. Well, they said because I was 'chronically' late (bunch of BS, I have only been there 2 weeks), that I needed to go down and take a drug test. I thought that was a bunch of bull crap, cause other guys have been late too and they didn't have to take a drug test. I told them I wasn't going to do it, and they said that would be like I failed the test, and would go in my folder. I told them I wanted to think about it, and they said I was going to have a week suspension and could only return after a clean test. Well, I thought a ton about quitting, I am not so sure if things are legal to require the test after 2 weeks or not, but I know they are singling me out on this. Early in the week, I thought I would just call and tell them that I wouldn't be coming back, or better yet, just not show up. Well, I caved today and went in to piss in the cup. I went in early like at 10:30 so they should have results by Monday morning, so I am going to head in and see what's up. Anyway, hope you all have a great weekend! BOOM back to 40z time.
 
Gasser, This is some bad shit!!! Who are they to tell you when to take a leak and when not to??? Those sonsofbitches.
Have your GF or significant other piss in a bag and carry it with you so you are ready--- and that way if you have an OE or blunt you are ready for them.
That boss you have is sure a dickhead... Find out where he lives and take a flaming dog shit bag over there. Put on a little lighter fluid and ring his bell.
Don't use too much as you might get burned.
On second thought, use a bunch and take your burns and singed hair in for treatment and tell them it was from the other guys at work and they told you the boss wanted a "Special" birthday present for his wife, so being the good guy that you are and wanting every one to "Get along" you complied.
Your dedication and burns should get you some workman's comp time and maybe even unemployment checks. Regards, FM
 
I'm with FM, it's about time to flame these faggots. Where does an employer get off drug testing a guy because he's late a couple times?
I still think sticking your pathetic little weinie in the bosses wife is in line.
 
Foul Mike is dead right on this one! I'm shocked that they have the audacity to treat you like this. If you haven't lawyered up by now this should be the final straw. A completely unwarranted piss test?! WTF? Who the hell do these people think they are? I'm 100% sure they are way outside of their rights on this one.

I was thinking about another route you might consider. Unionize. I'm serious. I'm not sure what it is exactly you do but I'm sure there is a union rep somewhere ready to help you out and fight this company. You deserve more and you have no one to blame but yourself for not taking it. So stop whining like a little bitch about piss tests and get with an attorney or a union rep, it's the only way this company it going to respect you.
 
Piss Test without a warrant from the D.A. is unlawful search-and-seizure, isn't it? Forget that crap. Start an OCCUPY trend, right in front of the office door. Make 'em crumble to their knees when they see their system shut-down systematically.

It only takes one to start a trend. Get 'r going in the right direction!
 
I'm with FM, it's about time to flame these faggots. Where does an employer get off drug testing a guy because he's late a couple times?
I still think sticking your pathetic little weinie in the bosses wife is in line.

Hell Yeah, what he said!
All the years I been driving-- 20 now----I never, ever had a piss test except when being hired. Don't stand for any more BS from them!