Went to the store and it only reinforced my belief that 90% of people are inbred morons

#51
They must all be watching the same videos that my 70 year old dad is... He sent me a YouTube video about the benefits of bleach, then told me he has 90 rolls of toilet paper at home :rolleyes:
 
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#52
hlee said:
The package of Cottonel in the bathroom says made in the USA from domestic and imported material. The quilted northern says made BY Georgia pacific and lists the address in Atlanta, but does not explicitly state Made in the USA...
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My wife gets Scotts in the big ass bundle (no pun intended) every month and a half or so.

I think the kids make pro boxer boxing gloves when they wipe....

Unsure where Scotts is made but I know where it ends up.
 
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lonegunman762x51 said:
More than a few people were bitching that power went out and they lost all their food in the fridge.................................dead of winter.....................late January...........................30 degrees outside.........17 at night.......................their food spoiled. Really, no way to cool it down?
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One winter, we simply started stacking everything we wanted frozen outside the back kitchen door and piling snow over it. Problem solved till spring.
 
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TheGerman said:
Had to get a bunch of different stuff and the only place that had it all, preventing me from driving all over town to multiple places, was fucking Walmart. Ugh. Whatever.

So off I went. Got my stuff and as I was headed to the front I walked past the food section and noticed a few 'bald spots' on some of the shelves where entire blocks of stuff was literally gone. Like communism shelf gone.

Decided to look at what it was and realized a few things;

1 - It's this dumb coronovirus panic and the idiots it apparently attracts

2 - The shit they are panicking about and hoarding is fucking retarded

3 - If the coronavirus actually becomes some giant thing (it wont) these people are straight up laughable level fucked

The main things missing completely were toilet paper, paper towels, bleach, any kind of sanitizer, rice (the only thing I actually agree on) and Little Debbie cakes. I shit you not.

Meanwhile, you could buy all of the canned vegetables, beans, meat, fruit, raman noddles, peanut butter, soup, dry soup mix, condensed milk and just about anything else to your hearts content.

But these dumb faggots are stockpiling toilet paper and bleach.

LOL
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I think you are being overly generous with your percentages.

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broncoaz said:
Being stuck onto the luxury cruise ship sounds great, until you listed to the guy getting interviewed who said everyone was sequestered to their cabins 23.5 hours per day for weeks. Those cabins are smaller than my closet, and families were stuck in cabins with their kids for 23.5 hours per day too. They were allowing them 30 minutes per day to walk on a section of the deck, it sounds like a fucking prison with people in biohazard suits bringing meals to your cell several times daily. It’d be one thing if you‘re stuck in there with a hot nympho who wants to do nothing but eat sperm, but otherwise that sounds like misery.
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2 would be even better

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#71
QuickNDirty said:
I wouldn't even consider it extreme to have a map indicating locations within the city with high squirrel populations.
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My neighborhood is overrun with squirrels and rabbits. At least 3 of each per front yard.
However if times get tough, It's not going to be any good going hunting them, because all the neighbors will already be doing it.
Probably best to capture enough when you can and start breeding them in a high fenced back yard.

Also if you get hungry enough, rats can be bred pretty quickly and will help you survive. (Pro tip for if you get stuck in a communist run gulag).
 
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I’m in Belgium right now, a country about the size of Maryland. Apparently we just got like 50 new cases here yesterday or something... guess what the local stores look like......

Normal. Nothing sold out. No panic. Just another day. Turn to the US base here... it’s signs and shit everywhere about limited sanitizing products and empty cleaning shelves.

The only ones freaking out here are the military spouses. Fuckers trying to trade essential oils for vaccinations and antibacterial soap in alleyways. Haha

My tools haven’t arrived yet so I purchased a hatchet at the hardware store up the road. It’s my “shit I didn’t buy enough food so it looks like the neighbors are fucked if shit goes bad here” emergency kit.
 
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The panic has hit here too, but I'm not sure it's not store induced. I just took a stroll around the local grocery. The toilet paper and paper towel isles looked a bit more picked over than normal, but there was still a good stock- no empty shelves. The cased water shelves were empty. So are the sanitizing spray shelves. Turn the corner and there are pallets of water, toilet paper, and paper towels in the middle of the main isle. Creative stocking to incite impulse buying. "It's here in the middle of the way, not where it's supposed to be. I must need it. Honey, grab another cart..." The sprays reallydo appear tone a hot item though...

I wonder if the denatured ethanol "fuel alcohol" has all been bought at the Home Depot...
 
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I hope they know what poison ivy looks like.

Mike Casselton said:
Who the hell needs toilet paper?
Florida is loaded with nature's asswipe.
It grows on the trees and its free for the taking.

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I would advise removing the sticks and whatnot out of it first though.

The bonus is, if you use it properly, you get to shit in the woods too.
I don't recommend trying to flush it down a toilet.
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Snuby642 said:
I worked stocking shelves at a store.
They shove pallets out there when they get tired of constant restocking of one item.
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This particular isle is where they put the really hot "seasonal items." Think double-wide main throughfare type isle that everyone has to trundle down. Apparently the store thinks it is Corona Virus season...
 
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Pbgt said:
Anybody remember the Y2k scare? I came home to see 3 city blocks worth of cars trying to get gas ......if the world crashes, wtf are ya gonna do with 8 gal in your yoda?? Plastic and duct tape were like gold too.
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Same thing I thought about the TP/sanitizer/bleach.

So you're going to carry that big ass block of TP around?

It's an airborne virus spread by humans; the fuck are you using bleach for in your house that you need that much? It's either in your house because you brought it with you, or it's not going to be there. Are you walking around fucking spraying people with it?

I'm guessing the Little Debbie cakes were for the kids as a 'prep' as well as people thinking to buy the highest calorie thing they can find. Problem is, its high calorie, but its literally 100% sugar so instead of starving to death, you'll just fall asleep all day and die.
 
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pmclaine said:
Picture of @TheGerman doing his tour amongst the little people.....

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Consider their panic buying this way.

They are buying and warehousing the products you will need a month or two after catastrophe strikes.

At that point in time likely they will be dead and you will be able to take the stuff they have bought and stored for you.
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Needs more giant eagle tattoo across the back :p
 
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I'm screwed. I have enough tp to last me a year but my wife will run through it in 2 weeks. I told her she'll have to use leaves and corn cobs, but she didn't find that as funny as I did...
 
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You are being too kind with your assessment. I would estimate 95% of people in this country are fucking sheep. American's in the last 20 years panic very easily. Just got back from Costco and their were lines like I haven't seen before on a Friday morning. I live in a rural area, but several hours drive from Seattle where their have been cases of coronavirus. I'm sure most sheeple will dutifully do whatever the government and the pharmaceutical companies command them to do. Including putting bullshit vaccines that fuck up thousands of people a year into their bodies.

My wife and I will ride this latest scare out like we always do. We won't be hoarding jack shit and we will not be getting any vaccines either.
 
#89
Here in CA people are clearing the racks at Costco of water. I don't shop there but my coworkers were telling me about people running/racing to grab water. One said it was fierce at times. I guess CV-19 is in the tap water now.

My employer has gone full retard on this as well. They banned us from all domestic air travel and working shows. If we do travel for work we have to quarantine for 14 days when we come back...
 
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Shooter McGavin said:
I’m at MCI at the moment and there are a bunch of people wearing mask that don’t work, but they feel good. ?
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In my opinion, the "good" reason to wear a mask is to keep you from or remind you to not touch your face, mouth, nose or eyes. Not a bad device, especially for children or those who lack self control.
 
#92
Bleach is good if you don't have a fresh/clean water source or hand soap to normally wash your hands and kitchen utensils and some foods. Better than nothing. It's cheap. And just like TP, you're gonna end up using it anyway and it doesn't really spoil. A gallon or two on hand at any given time should be sufficient.
 
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hlee said:
The package of Cottonel in the bathroom says made in the USA from domestic and imported material. The quilted northern says made BY Georgia pacific and lists the address in Atlanta, but does not explicitly state Made in the USA...
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The vast majority of Softwood Lumber/Chips comes from Canada. We have a few different trees up here that ya'll like to build things with/wipe things with... And read things with.
 
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FYI, hand sanitizer is extremely ineffectual. There was a non scientific study, by a grade school teacher and her students, recently that showed how terrible it actually is. You need way more alcohol than what's available in hand sanitizer. You'd be better off dry rubbing with a clean paper towel.
 
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Bantam1 said:
Here in CA people are clearing the racks at Costco of water. I don't shop there but my coworkers were telling me about people running/racing to grab water. One said it was fierce at times. I guess CV-19 is in the tap water now.

My employer has gone full retard on this as well. They banned us from all domestic air travel and working shows. If we do travel for work we have to quarantine for 14 days when we come back...
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Is the quarantine on their dime?
If so, go on a trip
 
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