Went to the store and it only reinforced my belief that 90% of people are inbred morons

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Mike Casselton said:
How was your blood count after that long?
I'd be willing to bet those fargin skeeters appreciated you every evening.
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Beauty Berry, either smoldering or applied properly, wards most of them off.
5 went in,... 3 of us were good till the end. 2 had to be evac'ed, although I think one just pussy'ed up. The first one had an issue with a,... huge,... Cottonmouth. It was shortly after that, the other one pussy' ed up, even though the cottonmouth, did not survive either.
 
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mijp5 said:
I don’t needs no motherfuckin toilet paper...I gots me a bidet ?
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Does it have a blow dryer?

My only question is who wants to do the laundry if you towel dry?

Does every family member get their own ass towel?

Who saves it for second use?

The key to shitting is timing.

Before the morning shower.

Preferably before PT to reduce the ballast but if you must after PT and before the post PT shower.

Always keep your orifices hygienic.
 
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They still want us to work from home, just not come to the office. We canceled our booths at two shows already. I have to wait for them to evaluate the "situation" again next week to see if I go to Minnesota at the end of this month.

I'm OK with staying home and getting paid for it. I just can't go where I want. I still have to get authorization from the VP of my division. They are acting like we are all traveling to Wuhan or Wudan, wherever ground zero is for this virus.
 
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Gunfighter14e2 said:
Beauty Berry, either smoldering or applied properly, wards most of them off.
5 went in,... 3 of us were good till the end. 2 had to be evac'ed, although I think one just pussy'ed up. The first one had an issue with a,... huge,... Cottonmouth. It was shortly after that, the other one pussy' ed up, even though the cottonmouth, did not survive either.
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What's really fucked up about getting evacuated, is those so called hard asses. They are the big talkers, the game changers, the idea men.
FFS, at the request of my older brother and a school chum of his, we slept in a cow pasture (cows included) under the stars when I was 7yrs old.
Just us three.

It was my brother's friend's idea.
Got a nice fire going and rolled out the bags. Wasn't long before we were asleep.
Woke up some time during the night to find my brother's friend missing.
By morning, so was my brother.
Got up at sunrise and headed to his house and found both of them asleep on the couches.
They both got scared and were indoors before 9:30.

Nine-fucking thirty!!

Pretty nice of them to leave the little guy all alone to fight off all those dangerous animals in the pasture.
 
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Mike Casselton said:
What's really fucked up about getting evacuated, is those so called hard asses. They are the big talkers, the game changers, the idea men.
FFS, at the request of my older brother and a school chum of his, we slept in a cow pasture (cows included) under the stars when I was 7yrs old.
Just us three.

It was my brother's friend's idea.
Got a nice fire going and rolled out the bags. Wasn't long before we were asleep.
Woke up some time during the night to find my brother's friend missing.
By morning, so was my brother.
Got up at sunrise and headed to his house and found both of them asleep on the couches.
They both got scared and were indoors before 9:30.

Nine-fucking thirty!!

Pretty nice of them to leave the little guy all alone to fight off all those dangerous animals in the pasture.
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That is normally how it goes. It's good to find out early what a person is made of. Many think they are all that, until it's time to be all that by default. Like the old saying there is a big difference between talking an walking. Truth be told G/S has kicked many a ass. Had more than a few guys say, the shit they went thru at Elgin could not compare to some areas of G/S. I've been out an about near Elgin an other than critters it seems like a toss up to me in wet weather at Elgin. The amount of aggressive critters are way more so in G/S though 24/7/365
 
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Mike Casselton said:
What's really fucked up about getting evacuated, is those so called hard asses. They are the big talkers, the game changers, the idea men.
FFS, at the request of my older brother and a school chum of his, we slept in a cow pasture (cows included) under the stars when I was 7yrs old.
Just us three.

It was my brother's friend's idea.
Got a nice fire going and rolled out the bags. Wasn't long before we were asleep.
Woke up some time during the night to find my brother's friend missing.
By morning, so was my brother.
Got up at sunrise and headed to his house and found both of them asleep on the couches.
They both got scared and were indoors before 9:30.

Nine-fucking thirty!!

Pretty nice of them to leave the little guy all alone to fight off all those dangerous animals in the pasture.
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It's funny because when we were kids, if you were really good, you got to take your tent and go sleep by yourself somewhere on the property, not in your bed. But then we camped every year as in hike all day with a huge pack and spend the week camping out with what you carried.
Oh and hauling water was important too as often times water was a good hour hike away.
 
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Greg Langelius * said:
In Scouts, we would crush ferns and rub them on exposed skin as a natural mosquito repellent; worked in 'Nam, too. Wear green, it stains.
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Two table spoons of Apple Cider Vinegar in 12-14 oz's of water each day, an most all bugs will leave you alone. Many guy will Vinegar up a week to 10 days before a outing. I take it all the time, plus there are other health benefits as well.
 
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Greg Langelius * said:
I used to do that, but I've had massive GERD since about 2000; I take four Prilosec daily.
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Instead of the Prilosec, try kefir. You can get it at Wally World for aobut $2.75 for a bottle called Lifeway. Near the yogurt area. It calms the indegestion and puts probiotics in your stomach which will help it heal. Tases a lot like buttermilk so if you dont like the taste mix it with some of your favorite (non citrus) juice. Grape works well.
 
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people are who ever they think they should be I would say shop at a different store if carnival fokes bother you . I don't like the urine smell so I avoid public transportation walking is healthier . If you don't like the side show at Walmart don't go there shop online no carnies . i like the side show at Walmart just not the store so much , if i could just find the seal balancing the ball and playing the horn it could be never mind .
 
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#127
Thankfully I live in a town that doesn't gaf. We are used to seeing shit sold out by fucking tourists every fucking summer. Although, haven't been to the grocery store for a bit. So I haven't actually seen what is in stock or not.

Got canned goods, a fully stocked bar with cases of spare Jack, roughly 4k rounds of various ammo and fishing gear. With about 3 deer still in the freezer. If need be, I know how to rub two sticks together with a piece of string and a small bowl of lint. But if I have to make fire like that, this world is fucked lol.

I think I'm way ahead of your average Wal-Mart shoppers.
 
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lonegunman762x51 said:
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Thats true but the Chinee paper probably has formaldehyde in it to give a sterilizing effect with each wipe. Feel that tingle???
 
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lonegunman762x51 said:
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Koch is a never Trump crony capitalist.

He only works with rino repubs that work for him.

I used to think they were great but they have revealed who they are.
 
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I'm all set now. :poop:

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#132
TheGerman said:
Same thing I thought about the TP/sanitizer/bleach.

So you're going to carry that big ass block of TP around?

It's an airborne virus spread by humans; the fuck are you using bleach for in your house that you need that much? It's either in your house because you brought it with you, or it's not going to be there. Are you walking around fucking spraying people with it?

I'm guessing the Little Debbie cakes were for the kids as a 'prep' as well as people thinking to buy the highest calorie thing they can find. Problem is, its high calorie, but its literally 100% sugar so instead of starving to death, you'll just fall asleep all day and die.
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Don’t you watch Live PD? 90% of the people are driving around smoking weed. There is your answer for the Little Debbie Cakes question. And they all shop at Walmart. If they are not pot heads, then they are shooting up and craving sugar between fixes ( also Walmart shoppers).
 
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This is an Obsessive compulsive person's worst nightmare, lol.
People should heed the warning especially for the elderly, however, going crazy buying too much at once with mess with normal supply & demand...

Which leave normal people at risk of not even getting their regular food and drink.

Panic buying, just like the infamous 22lr shortage a few years back.
 
#136
Talking to the folks in Australia, the struggle is real.
Toilet Paper is just something you can't get unless you are willing to cage match thunderdome style when the stores first open in the morning after getting a delivery.
 
#138
Gunfighter14e2 said:
Two table spoons of Apple Cider Vinegar in 12-14 oz's of water each day, an most all bugs will leave you alone. Many guy will Vinegar up a week to 10 days before a outing. I take it all the time, plus there are other health benefits as well.
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Cured belly problems that were pretty near crippling me for years. Felt like my stomach was being cut apart with a fork. Really impacted my ability to take nutrition since it's hard to eat when you're doubled over in agony. A couple weeks of a cap full of ACV and a coffee cup full of water every morning and the problem went away. Every few years it comes back milder than it used to be and I do the vinegar again and it's gone in a few days.
 
#139
I'm not a big fan of WMT. However, they are always ahead of the curve... be it hurricanes, wild fires, gas rationing, etc... Those folks are from Bentonville, Arkansas and know how to "sell into the demand"... They do it world wide, disaster after disaster. Maybe the US Government should consult WMT before consulting a politician.

Hobo
 
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spamassassin said:
Cured belly problems that were pretty near crippling me for years. Felt like my stomach was being cut apart with a fork. Really impacted my ability to take nutrition since it's hard to eat when you're doubled over in agony. A couple weeks of a cap full of ACV and a coffee cup full of water every morning and the problem went away. Every few years it comes back milder than it used to be and I do the vinegar again and it's gone in a few days.
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ASV is good for many things an, has just reinforced something I have suspected for a long time. If it tastes good it's bad for you, if it tastes like shit it's good for you, an if it's in between it's mostly a toss up.
 
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#143
Mike Casselton said:
Who the hell needs toilet paper?
Florida is loaded with nature's asswipe.
It grows on the trees and its free for the taking.

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I would advise removing the sticks and whatnot out of it first though.

The bonus is, if you use it properly, you get to shit in the woods too.
I don't recommend trying to flush it down a toilet.
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I got acres of natural sage bushes behind my spot. Leaves the o-ring minty fresh.
 
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DuneBoer said:

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Powdered chlorine and brake fluid, bad for germs and all other living organisms within breathing range LOL.
 
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