What do you guys do at work?
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I give epilepsy to mice so I can try to find a way to make better drugs.
I thought everyone switched to drones? Helicopters attracted too much attention.
I am a facilities supervisor for a company that makes pharmaceuticals.............my guys run, and repair the boilers, chillers, pure water system, waste neutralization, compressors, pumps etc............plus all the every day shit.........they don't pay me for what I do, but for what I can do, when needed......
I went to college in '08 after losing my job. Got my Tool and Die degree. I work for Danfoss Power Solutions. When I 1st started in machining- tool changes, alarms, debuting, etc.... Then went to assembly when it slowed down. I was a cell expert for a year, then transferred to 1st in assembly. Our company makes hydraulic transmissions and pumps for off road use.
Can you try giving them turrets? Now that would be hilarious!
I won't post the company's name, but about 10 years ago they dumped almost 2 semi loads of ammonia before they realized that there was a problem.Cust: I only had it a couple of years
You: Mrs Jones, it says here you bought it in 1986
Cust: has it really been that long?
You: Do you change the filter?
Cust: It has a filter?
Cust: I just changed the filter a month or two ago
Me: Then why does the filter look like a piece of plywood?
-25 ice cream warehouses are more fun.
Cust: it's been running warm all day
Me: But you waited till 11PM to call us? (always on a Friday).
Welcome to the exciting world of HVAC, in just six months our school can make you a pro. I have found it's better if they come before the school ruins them.
Me: do you understand the Pressure Temperature relationship?
Applicant: Absolutely.
Me: Ok then, here take these gauges and this drum of refrigerant and tell me the temperature in my office.
Applicant: Thousand yard stare.
Engineer was way out there.
They were very fortunate it was a weekend or they would have killed a bunch of people.
Adult special needs daycare more like...
We’re all whores, just what kind
You should try charging, my dad always said never give your craft away for free
It’s just a feel good kinda thing for me???
It's cheap.
I'm cheap.
They're cheap.
It all works out.
I renewed my Airline and Hotel status for 2020 (on their dime), so life's good..........
(I'm out of town, traveling on business, so I haven't had a chance to check my snail mail. Will get to that on Saturday
)(@Bender; how you doing ?)
(@Dirty D; how about you ? Hangin' in there ?)
(@1J04; samesies ?)
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It's cheap.
I'm cheap.
They're cheap.
It all works out.
I renewed my Airline and Hotel status for 2020 (on their dime), so life's good..........
(I'm out of town, traveling on business, so I haven't had a chance to check my snail mail. Will get to that on Saturday
(@Bender; how you doing ?)
(@Dirty D; how about you ? Hangin' in there ?)
(@1J04; samesies ?)
You should have a box waiting for you then. Don't shoot the messenger.........
You should have a box waiting for you then. Don't shoot the messenger.........
I didn't want to be too presumptuous........I thought that might be the case.
Hold your family tight, particularly over the Holidays.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, ya' Big Lug !...........
I give autism to people browsing the web so I can bring laughter to the world.
I’d rather get caught watching gay porn than get caught with a savage tab open on my computer next to a bottle of barefoot
Been flying a long time...Captain on the Boeing 777, greatest job ever.
Yes sir, PANC...one of our more popular photos taken by one of our pilots that does photography on the side.
Used to know a Fed-Ex pilot who lived in my small CO mtn town.
never were close friends but he was a good dude.
he also had a place in Girdwood......
never were close friends but he was a good dude.
he also had a place in Girdwood......
Spent too many years in the oil field doing cased hole perforation, playing with shaped charges was cool and the paychecks were nice...but the lifestyle is hell, and as i got older i came to the realization that breaking my back for a paycheck is not ideal or likely sustainable.
Just got my first job in IT, remote tech support at a fortune 100 company, not expecting it to be all that great, but I figure it will be a lot easier to transfer to a better job once i have a little bit of verifiable experience on the resume.
Just got my first job in IT, remote tech support at a fortune 100 company, not expecting it to be all that great, but I figure it will be a lot easier to transfer to a better job once i have a little bit of verifiable experience on the resume.
While you are in L/A would you mind picking up my package from Brownells ? Your guys have been trying to get it to me now for 14 freaking days.
I'm a Sales Manager for a $3B Motion Controls company... but really, I'm an Engineer who can actually talk to people.
If you need to move something precisely, there's not much I can't do with hydraulics or brushless motors... I've got solutions in Oil & Gas wells down 5-6 miles into the Earth, and rocket engine controls that launch satellites into orbit. The stuff between almost seems easy, usually.
If you need to move something precisely, there's not much I can't do with hydraulics or brushless motors... I've got solutions in Oil & Gas wells down 5-6 miles into the Earth, and rocket engine controls that launch satellites into orbit. The stuff between almost seems easy, usually.
Program and test/commission protective relays on the power system.
