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What is your favorite quote/saying?
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I came up with this one .....being a mechanic...
Anti-Sieze is alot like Strange Pussy....
you just need a little bit , But before you know it !
It's all over you and ,
won't go away !
I came up with this one .....being a mechanic...
Anti-Sieze is alot like Strange Pussy....
you just need a little bit , But before you know it !
It's all over you and ,
won't go away !
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"It is the very mind itself that leads the mind astray; Of the mind, Do not be mindless."
I believe that was Takuan Soto but I could be wrong.
"It is the very mind itself that leads the mind astray; Of the mind, Do not be mindless."
I believe that was Takuan Soto but I could be wrong.
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Morgan, that is so so so true. On the Anti-seize, I mean.
Morgan, that is so so so true. On the Anti-seize, I mean.
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"Wherever you go, there you are" ... lol.. that and the one in my sig line..
"Wherever you go, there you are" ... lol.. that and the one in my sig line..
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"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin." - Dr. Dre
That's some deep shit right there.
or
"If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years." - Master P
Master P's calendar don't read like mine do.
"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin." - Dr. Dre
That's some deep shit right there.
or
"If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years." - Master P
Master P's calendar don't read like mine do.
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Reagan quotes. "We begin bombing in 5 minutes". "It's not that the Democrats don't know anything, it's that they know so much that isn't so".
Reagan quotes. "We begin bombing in 5 minutes". "It's not that the Democrats don't know anything, it's that they know so much that isn't so".
Re: What is your favorite quote/saying?
Too many to list, but here are a few:
"Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid"
"Because when every second counts, help is alawys minutes away."
From my High School Football coach, George Yamamoto....
"Practice does not make perfect. Practice makes better and you can strive for excellence. Excellence is an achievable goal while perfection is not. Perfection is an ideal and so cannot exist in the real world. To seek perfection is to set yourself up for failure."
Too many to list, but here are a few:
"Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid"
"Because when every second counts, help is alawys minutes away."
From my High School Football coach, George Yamamoto....
"Practice does not make perfect. Practice makes better and you can strive for excellence. Excellence is an achievable goal while perfection is not. Perfection is an ideal and so cannot exist in the real world. To seek perfection is to set yourself up for failure."
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Basketball coach--the only thing he was good for was one quote
"your actions speak so loud, I can not hear what your saying"
Basketball coach--the only thing he was good for was one quote
"your actions speak so loud, I can not hear what your saying"
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From my First Sergeant:
"If its got tits or wheels, sooner or later it will fuck you!"
"If they stitched the whole up between their legs there would be a bounty on their head!"
"Welcome to the NFL, Buck!"
and my favorite,
"You told you this was good idea, cause I sure the fuck didn't!"
From my First Sergeant:
"If its got tits or wheels, sooner or later it will fuck you!"
"If they stitched the whole up between their legs there would be a bounty on their head!"
"Welcome to the NFL, Buck!"
and my favorite,
"You told you this was good idea, cause I sure the fuck didn't!"
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Only the dead have seen the end of war-plato
But here lately in Texas it's ENGLISH MOTHERFCKR DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!
From pulp fiction.
Only the dead have seen the end of war-plato
But here lately in Texas it's ENGLISH MOTHERFCKR DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!
From pulp fiction.
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"Here comes a man with a banana in his hand... He's tellin' everybody that he's got a new plan"
janis joplin 1968 (easyrider)
Hmmm.............
"Here comes a man with a banana in his hand... He's tellin' everybody that he's got a new plan"
janis joplin 1968 (easyrider)
Hmmm.............
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
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i have several, but these two stand out...for now
if you sit by the river long enough, you will see the bodies of your enemy float by -- japanese proverb
and this one
It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hardly put more upon a man than he can bear. Worry is rust upon the blade. It is not the revolution that destroys the machinery, but the friction. Fear secretes acids, but love and trust are sweet juices. -- Henry Ward Beecher
this one i just think is funny
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
Warren G. Bennis
i have several, but these two stand out...for now
if you sit by the river long enough, you will see the bodies of your enemy float by -- japanese proverb
and this one
It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hardly put more upon a man than he can bear. Worry is rust upon the blade. It is not the revolution that destroys the machinery, but the friction. Fear secretes acids, but love and trust are sweet juices. -- Henry Ward Beecher
this one i just think is funny
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
Warren G. Bennis
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Everything is better when General Patton said it! I love to search videos of him speaking. AMAZING!
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
George S. Patton
Favorite of all time...
"We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-b*tches, we're going to rip out their living Godd*mned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun c*cksuckers by the bushel-f*cking-basket. War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it's the blood and guts of what once was your best friend beside you, you'll know what to do!" -- George S. Patton
Everything is better when General Patton said it! I love to search videos of him speaking. AMAZING!
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
George S. Patton
Favorite of all time...
"We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-b*tches, we're going to rip out their living Godd*mned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun c*cksuckers by the bushel-f*cking-basket. War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it's the blood and guts of what once was your best friend beside you, you'll know what to do!" -- George S. Patton
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"Life does not stop and start at your convienence Donnie" Walter Sobchak, (The Big Lebowski)
"Life does not stop and start at your convienence Donnie" Walter Sobchak, (The Big Lebowski)
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"Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses." - George Washington Carver
"Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses." - George Washington Carver
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Plato didn't say, "Only the dead have seen the end of war." It was George Santayana.
My favorite quote is:
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Plato didn't say, "Only the dead have seen the end of war." It was George Santayana.
My favorite quote is:
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
My favorite quote is:
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I like that one too.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
My favorite quote is:
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I like that one too.
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"Stupidity should be painful" -- not sure if it was someone here, or on the Duty Roster.
I'll put up more as I remember them.
"Stupidity should be painful" -- not sure if it was someone here, or on the Duty Roster.
I'll put up more as I remember them.
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Just read it today for the first time, right here on The 'Hide.
<span style="font-style: italic">PC Bullplop</span>
Just read it today for the first time, right here on The 'Hide.
<span style="font-style: italic">PC Bullplop</span>
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You can't fix stupid------Ron White
While I wont be attending the funeral, I do approve of it-- Mark Twain.
Most of Mark Twains are great, subtle but powerful.
Mike
You can't fix stupid------Ron White
While I wont be attending the funeral, I do approve of it-- Mark Twain.
Most of Mark Twains are great, subtle but powerful.
Mike
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"Knowledge may be power, but power without wisdom is folly" Me
"Knowledge is power." Thomas Jefferson
"Ignorance is NOT bliss. Ignorance is almost always painful" Me
"If I had a tooth left id brush it" Me
"Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel will cling. steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king". Samuel Johnson, as paraphrased by Bob Dylan
"Knowledge may be power, but power without wisdom is folly" Me
"Knowledge is power." Thomas Jefferson
"Ignorance is NOT bliss. Ignorance is almost always painful" Me
"If I had a tooth left id brush it" Me
"Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel will cling. steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king". Samuel Johnson, as paraphrased by Bob Dylan
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One of mine after patiently listening to exscuses, or justifications. This from both inmates and occasionally from students who have pushed me past my time envelope, or just fellow employees who aren't quite getting it during an incident-
"How bout you just shut the f*ck up and do what your told"
Maybe not the best teaching method but sometimes an attention getter. And the old favorite
How bout you take two cupfulls of shut the f*ck up"
One of mine after patiently listening to exscuses, or justifications. This from both inmates and occasionally from students who have pushed me past my time envelope, or just fellow employees who aren't quite getting it during an incident-
"How bout you just shut the f*ck up and do what your told"
Maybe not the best teaching method but sometimes an attention getter. And the old favorite
How bout you take two cupfulls of shut the f*ck up"
Re: What is your favorite quote/saying?
Funny one-
"It isth not da fault uh da wang!" - The Ladies Man
When I was a kid my martial arts instructor said this one to me.
"The empty barrel makes the loudest noise."
Funny one-
"It isth not da fault uh da wang!" - The Ladies Man
When I was a kid my martial arts instructor said this one to me.
"The empty barrel makes the loudest noise."
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My personal favorite is"
<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 14pt">A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve - is
someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to
"The United States of America," for an amount of "up to and including my life." </span></span>
My personal favorite is"
<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 14pt">A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve - is
someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to
"The United States of America," for an amount of "up to and including my life." </span></span>
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Here is another, I try to look at this one everyday.
<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 14pt">“At the end of every day, you will have traded an irreplaceable part of your life for something else. Make sure it’s a fair trade.”</span></span>
Here is another, I try to look at this one everyday.
<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 14pt">“At the end of every day, you will have traded an irreplaceable part of your life for something else. Make sure it’s a fair trade.”</span></span>
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Here is another from Mark Twain.
“Everyone wants progress, it’s personal change they’re against.” Mark Twain
Here is another from Mark Twain.
“Everyone wants progress, it’s personal change they’re against.” Mark Twain
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A quote from my old Sgt... Who had a degree in Theology & Philosophy;
" O'Neill never point a gun at someone you are not prepared to shoot"..........
Moral of the story.... Never Bullshit !
A quote from my old Sgt... Who had a degree in Theology & Philosophy;
" O'Neill never point a gun at someone you are not prepared to shoot"..........
Moral of the story.... Never Bullshit !
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"If I knew I was goin to live this long I'd taken better care of myself"....
"If I knew I was goin to live this long I'd taken better care of myself"....
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One my dad use to say after he was diagnosed with Pancreatic cancer, not sure of it's origin, "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans for tomorrow".
My favorite at work, "A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine". I use it a lot
One my dad use to say after he was diagnosed with Pancreatic cancer, not sure of it's origin, "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans for tomorrow".
My favorite at work, "A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine". I use it a lot
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"Don't Piss Down My Back And Tell Me It's Raining"- Outlaw Josey Wales
"Don't Piss Down My Back And Tell Me It's Raining"- Outlaw Josey Wales
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One I tell my kids all the time.
"If you don't at least ask, it's the same as a "no". At least you have a 50/50 chance of getting a "yes"!
One I tell my kids all the time.
"If you don't at least ask, it's the same as a "no". At least you have a 50/50 chance of getting a "yes"!
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"You're killing me Smalls!" Quote from the movie Sandlot. It's gotta be one of my favorite all-time movies.
"You're killing me Smalls!" Quote from the movie Sandlot. It's gotta be one of my favorite all-time movies.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Can't never could"</div></div>
Yes, this is a good one!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Can't never could"</div></div>
Yes, this is a good one!
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<span style="font-size: 17pt"> <span style="color: #000099"> <span style="font-style: italic">"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."</span>
— Mark Twain </span> </span>
<span style="font-size: 17pt"> <span style="color: #000099"> <span style="font-style: italic">"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."</span>
— Mark Twain </span> </span>
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Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
Dolly Parton
Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
Dolly Parton
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And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. Then I gathered my shit and got to work!
Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money, the Shit has Hit the Fan!
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money.
Though I walk through the valley in the shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil,
For I am the baddest motherf@#$er in the valley.
These are some of the more entertaining ive read or heard. Authors unknown.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. Then I gathered my shit and got to work!
Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money, the Shit has Hit the Fan!
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money.
Though I walk through the valley in the shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil,
For I am the baddest motherf@#$er in the valley.
These are some of the more entertaining ive read or heard. Authors unknown.
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"there ain't too many things that can't be fixed with $700 or a 30-06."
"there aren't too many things that can't be fixed with the careful application of some high explosives"
"there ain't too many things that can't be fixed with $700 or a 30-06."
"there aren't too many things that can't be fixed with the careful application of some high explosives"
