What is your favorite quote/saying?

[MrMarty51]

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When it comes to Self Defense the very best is barely adequet.

If Your gonna be a Bear be a Grizzley.

If Ya gotta wipe more n three times Ya aint done poopin.

quote`s from My old friend,Tom Vermillion

 

[joelsa58]

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"I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby." Walt (Clint Eastwood) Gran Torino

 

[jwaj]

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"A false conclusion once arrived at and widely accepted is not easily dislodged, and the less it is understood the more tenaciously it is held."

 

[Triggerhappy]

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Many problems can be solved with a 12ga Shotgun.
Very pertaining to horror movies.

 

[1SMALLJOHNSON]

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If at first you don't succeed, try a bigger hammer!

And then the ones about "answering yes"...

ie - Does a bear shit in the woods?

How about this:

Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

Pope wear a funny hat?

Peanut butter come in a spray can?

or...

That's wrong like "R-O-N-G"

That's as wrong as two boys f***ing.



Some recycled, some new.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

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MIL-T-FD-4-1S

"Make it like the F@#$@#% drawing for once".

 

[joelsa58]

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"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemmingway

 

[border_reiver]

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Dope it, dial it, dump it.

 

[Arch]

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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
- Unknown

 

[Arch]

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I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
- Unknown

 

[SIERRAWHISKEY]

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Man with stinky finger has stinky ass hole.....

 

[rwood]

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A government is the most dangerous threat to man’s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.
-Ayn Rand

 

[rwood]

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My other all time favorite.

There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
-Mark Twain

 

[egghead]

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My Mother
"Go ahead son there is plenty room in the cemetery to bury you."

If anybody said shit in front of my grandmother, she would say.
"I wouldn't have in my hand what you just had in your mouth."

Don't remember the author
"I used to have to hunt for food now I just hunt for the hunt."

 

[Red_SC]

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Some great quotes here! I've added several of them to my file.

Here are some others:


No man who refuses to bear arms can give sound reason why he should be allowed to live in a free country - Teddy Roosevelt




Begin each day as if it was on purpose.





We pay too little attention to the reserve power of the people to take care of themselves. We are too solicitous for government intervention, on the theory, first, that the people themselves are helpless, and second, that the government has superior capacity for action. Often times both of these conclusions are wrong. - President John Calvin Coolidge, Jr.

 

[Arch]

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<span style="font-style: italic">"You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first... first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation."</span>
-Blind Seer

 

[Guest]

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“The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.” - Albert Einstein

"If I can't eat it, drink it, fuck it or fire it, i'm not interested." - Michael Keaton "Desperate Measures"


"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."

 

[idpasteve]

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

We've never seen anything quite like that before...

( a recurring one in my life )

and

Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet.

one more- Only Accurate Rifles are interesting..

 

[The_Punisher]

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"why do we walk everywhere if we're Airborne?"

 

[christian77]

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"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a safe, pretty & well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, totally used up, thoroughly worn out and loudly proclaiming...WOW, WHAT A RIDE!"

"You can always make money in life, but, you can never make TIME. Once TIME is spent, you can never get it back. Spend your TIME wisely. Money will come & money will go, TIME only goes..."

"Their are those who make things happen, those who let things happen & those who say, what the hell just happened?"

"I'm no longer content being useless at work, so I've decided to take up golfing so I can be useless on the weekends too."

"We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!"

 

[Indiansinger]

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"Say goodbye to the fear of death, and welcome the death of fear."
G. Gordon Liddy


Indiansinger

 

[Babo]

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Veritas vos Liberabit!

The Truth will set you Free!

 

[jrhammons]

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Here's a few from my file:

Nothing in the world is opened by mistake more than the mouth- unknown to me

The complacency of fools will destroy them"- Gen George Patton

"Men regard it as their right to return evil for evil — and, if they cannot, feel they have lost their liberty."
— Aristotle

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."
— Thomas Jefferson

"Fortune favors the bold."
— Virgil

"When angry, count four; when very angry, swear."
— Mark Twain

"Abandon hope, all ye who enter here."
— Dante Alighieri

"We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it — and stop there..."
— Mark Twain

"They have sworn the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind."
— The Bible

 

[Arch]

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'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.'
- Sign over SR71 Wing Ops-

 

[He Shoot Me]

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"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos."

-The Joker

 

[loyburkes]

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MONEY WILL MAKE SHIT HAPPEN.

 

[noflyers]

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No use being a damn fool, if at first you don't succeed, redefine success. - Anon

I have not failed. I've just found 10000 ways that won't work - Thomas Edison

 

[farmer]

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Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

 

[THUNDERBOLT68]

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If you always do what you have always done. Then you will get what you always have got

 

[sjohnny]

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Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.

 

[SmokeRolls]

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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb disgussing what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin


.......SmokeRolls

 

[Greg Langelius *]

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Hey, Man, who knows? You could even be right...

(<span style="font-style: italic">Yeah..., right...</span>)

...and out there in first place...

Aw, Fuggit...; like..., I really want to live forever anyway...?

 

[THE SENTINEL]

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SEMPER FI

 

[vwhugger]

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"You Lie" Joe Wilson Sep 9, 2009

 

[sobrbiker883]

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Fair is where you go to ride the rides, this is life.

 

[Slapchop]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Bring Da Amber Lamps</span></div></div>

 

[Gorge]

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Quigley Down Under

"You know your weapons. It's a lever-action, breech loader. Usual barrel length's thirty inches. This one has an extra four. It's converted to use a special forty-five caliber, hundred and ten grain metal cartridge, with a five-hundred forty grain paper patch bullet. It's fitted with double set triggers, and a Vernier sight. It's marked up to twelve-hundred yards. This one shoots a mite further."

 

[sjohnny]

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Several years ago my little brother got arrested after he took a swing at one of Austin's finest on 6th Street. He was very fortunate that the officer didn't charge him with Assault on a Peace Officer and chose to instead to beat the crap out of him and only charge him with PI. When my dad (formerly one of Austin's finest himself) went and picked my brother up from jail he looked him up and down (he was beat to shit) and said: "Well, I hope they beat some of the stupid out of you."

 

[bad_timing]

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Kill one bird with two stones...

 

[Greg Langelius *]

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That which does not kill may or may <span style="font-style: italic">not</span> make one stronger. If I am any example, it may well be that all it really does is make one stranger.

Greg

 

[Arch]

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Definitely my favorite quote of the day:

"If they knew there was billions of barrels of oil here, they would never have put us here," said Spencer Wilkinson Jr., general manager of the Four Bears Casino on the reservation.

Source used

 

[bloodyspartan]

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This Josey Wales he aint hard to follow, he leaves dead men where ever he goes

 

[Phylodog]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Earthworm</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">"You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first... first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation."</span>
-Blind Seer
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There you go again.

My current all time favorite:

"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

Taken from the shitmydadsays twitter site.

 

[d.hodgee]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheSmokeRolls</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Democracy is two wolves and a lamb disgussing what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin


.......SmokeRolls</div></div>

Love it

 

[d.hodgee]

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"You can hope in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first."

-guy at work (talking to management)

 

[d.hodgee]

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"women, can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em."

-Guy from work (divorced)

 

[d.hodgee]

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"I've stepped over better looking women looking for a place to jack off"

-My dad

 

[d.hodgee]

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"watch people who lock everything up. They've got stealing on their mind"

-my grandpa

 

[Arch]

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The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 

[Tip em over]

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If your looking for sympathy...you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!