What NON-politician do you think would make a good POTUS?

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Free sammiches and fat chicks for everyone. I guess except for fat chicks. Fat chicks can't have free sammiches. I guess fat chicks can't have free fat chicks either. How would that even work, if fat chicks could have other fat chicks make free sammiches for other fat chicks, who would make sammiches?
 
Me

My platform:

Free sammiches and fat chicks for everyone. I guess except for fat chicks. Fat chicks can't have free sammiches. I guess fat chicks can't have free fat chicks either. How would that even work, if fat chicks could have other fat chicks make free sammiches for other fat chicks, who would make sammiches?

And that’s the problem with free shit
 
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Ben Shapiro? Ben Carson? James Mattis? Penn Jilette? Gary Sinise?

No, although I would LOVE to see him on Trumps debate prep team.

Already tried it... to soft spoken... to "nice"...

RINO

I knew he was an R, but dont know enough about his actual political stances... but I bet he could pull a win "out of his ass" so to speak...

Is Gary an R? Or does he just support military? Because supposedly he is an R, but wouldnt vote for Trump. Im pretty sure he is a milquetoast R.


I would probably support Candace Owens, mostly because the left would lose their minds...
 
Me

My platform:

Free sammiches and fat chicks for everyone. I guess except for fat chicks. Fat chicks can't have free sammiches. I guess fat chicks can't have free fat chicks either. How would that even work, if fat chicks could have other fat chicks make free sammiches for other fat chicks, who would make sammiches?
Ill take the sammiches, eh you can keep the heifers.
 
Me

My platform:

Free sammiches and fat chicks for everyone. I guess except for fat chicks. Fat chicks can't have free sammiches. I guess fat chicks can't have free fat chicks either. How would that even work, if fat chicks could have other fat chicks make free sammiches for other fat chicks, who would make sammiches?
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