What's in a Username

Due to the fact that I don't know the song men sing in the shower if they don't stroke the bishop, I thought it best to be up front & direct but, I thought it better to put it in such a way that mis-interpretation was a likely outcome.
 
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I didn't really intend to be on here much, and I didn't want some other name to remember, and I am used to putting my company name on stuff, so that's what I did when I registered. .... I didn't really think it through but, I also don't care to be anonymous or anything. It makes it super easy to sell on the px because I'm so easy to verify so "I got that going for me"....
 
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I was a little shit when I was a kid (my sisters would probably say "You still are") and when my dad got fed-up with my misbehavior he would often threaten to beat me like a red-headed stepchild if I didn't straighten up real quick. I always thought that was soooo funny, but I discovered very early on that I would really catch hell if I started laughing about it. Good times, good times!
 
I was a little shit when I was a kid (my sisters would probably say "You still are") and when my dad got fed-up with my misbehavior he would often threaten to beat me like a red-headed stepchild if I didn't straighten up real quick. I always thought that was soooo funny, but I discovered very early on that I would really catch hell if I started laughing about it. Good times, good times!
You ever been a red head?
 
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Spell it backwards. I "borrowed" it from Edward Abbey, who referred to his home as Fort Llatikcuf.
Before I changed it I was theMadAlaskan, a title bestowed upon me when I was attending NAU in the early 80's. Alcohol may have been in involved, my friends just called me Madman.
 
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Worked at automotive shop owned by a Puerto Rican, who was my neighbor to help him when he lost a tech. Most of his customers spoke Spanish as a first language and always asked who the Gringo was. Years later, I went back and they had another white boy working there so we used to joke about annexing those bays of the shop, reclaiming the land for Whitey and arguing over who was there first. Since I had been there about six years prior to the other tech for a short period I became gringo juan. Jaun actually means one... it’s meant to be pronounced one not jaun.

So basically my name is white boy one.
By DNA I’m 60% Irish about 30% German With a little bit of American Indian.
 
Hah, Its a funny name.

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Loved Star Trek as a kid and was always kinda serious back then so Spock it was and 45 years later I still say what? when some one yells Spock! Kinda relate more to the evil Spock these days lol

Fascinating....
 
At the time, I understood that “Resident_Asshole” was already taken so I settled for a combo of being a veteran from Texas. Not sure why the numbers 00 wound up in the name as well but they are there still today.