Who Do You Most Look Like?

[Strykervet]

So they say for every person, there's likely a stranger somewhere that looks identical. Identical enough to fool your family even from a short distance. When presidents get elected (in pretty much every country I understand it) they look for that guy and offer him a job as a stand in.

So who do you look like? I'm sure there'll be some great answers to this one.

I'll go first. Was watching "Homeland" (it's a great show) and learned that I look just like Mandy Patinkin. Color my hair gray and give me the glasses and it's a spitting image. But it's really the beard that does it. The younger pictures of him shaven, we look nothing alike. Go figure.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Shaved my mustache a long time ago after the wife said I looked like "the Quaker Oats guy"......(Wilford Brimley). I told her that I had been mistaken for Robert Redford on a couple of occasions.....

 

[Vargmat]

The other day at work I was told that I "Look like a fucking idiot!" so, I guess thats the look im sporting right now.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[MarinePMI]

When I was younger, I used get told all the time I could be confused for Jim Carey (unfortunately).

Some of my more animated Lance Corporals and PFC's used to make comments about "now we know what Fire Marshall Bill would be like as a Marine NCO"...the little shits. I'd have them splicing 26pair cable for a few hours, or digging a machine pit behind the shop when they got too boisterous about it. ("Oh Yeah? Fire Marshall Bill is going hook your non-rate ass up. Go get a shovel from the frontier kit of that humvee. You got time to wonder, you got time to work. Start digging.")

 

[j-huskey]

Ex wife used to say all the time, "you look like shit !". Not posting a pic....

 

[el-wood]

Well...heres a picture of me, you decide.

 

[quietmike]

A few people have told me I look like Tom Hanks in Road to Perdition. My wife, ever the smart-ass says I look more like Forest Gump.

 

[Alphatreedog]

I get mistaken for Law Enforcement often . At my sister in law's wedding ( she and he are cops ) it was the same . One guest , a Philly cop asked if I had taken some training yet and I relayed nope not a cop . Our table were all in disbelief . My wife who had had one to many glasses of wine responded that he gets that all the time .
It's because he looks like and uptight dick ..

 

[TonyTheTiger]

I'm told I look like this guy when the lights are off.

 

[...]

I’m told I look like a mix between teddy Roosevelt and robin Williams from jumanji.....

.... could be worse I suppose.....

 

[ArmyJerry]

I knew it,,,, a fukin canadian

When I was younger, I used get told all the time I could be confused for Jim Carey (unfortunately).

Some of my more animated Lance Corporals and PFC's used to make comments about "now we know what Fire Marshall Bill would be like as a Marine NCO"...the little shits. I'd have them splicing 26pair cable for a few hours, or digging a machine pit behind the shop when they got too boisterous about it. ("Oh Yeah? Fire Marshall Bill is going hook your non-rate ass up. Go get a shovel from the frontier kit of that humvee. You got time to wonder, you got time to work. Start digging.")

 

[MarinePMI]

I knew it,,,, a fukin canadian

ROTFLMAO! I think not!

 

[Bender]

Some say I look just like this random person......

 

[CJS-6.5]

I look like everyone that isn't blind.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I'm told I look like this guy when the lights are off.
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A fat heraldo rivera ?......

Swing, batta, batta, swing....

 

[cav has been]

Mostly I just look like that old fuck looking back in the mirror. At least the mirror hasn't shattered yet.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Some say I look like Jerry Miculek. This dumbass on the right thought I looked like him too and wanted a photograph.

You decide.

 

[Redmanss]

Some say I look just like this random person......

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Sorry bro, my lady said I can't go shooting on, er, I mean, with Mia. I guess our eventual linkup on a p-dog town is off now...

 

[stello1001]

I look like Danny trejo!

 

[Bender]

Sorry bro, my lady said I can't go shooting on, er, I mean, with Mia. I guess our eventual linkup on a p-dog town is off now...

I look more like Vincent DiNofrio...

 

[Snipe260]

Some say I look like Jerry Miculek. This dumbass on the right thought I looked like him too and wanted a photograph.

You decide.

. Gomer pyle???

 

[Snipe260]

So they say for every person, there's likely a stranger somewhere that looks identical. Identical enough to fool your family even from a short distance. When presidents get elected (in pretty much every country I understand it) they look for that guy and offer him a job as a stand in.

So who do you look like? I'm sure there'll be some great answers to this one.

I'll go first. Was watching "Homeland" (it's a great show) and learned that I look just like Mandy Patinkin. Color my hair gray and give me the glasses and it's a spitting image. But it's really the beard that does it. The younger pictures of him shaven, we look nothing alike. Go figure.

kind of favor Carl Marx too!

 

[Snipe260]

Well...heres a picture of me, you decide.

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David koresh

 

[ForgeValley]

David koresh

Not many going to get that reference. But no, not at all.

 

[Unknown]

Wife said I looked like my terrier before I trimmed up my beard and mustache. Terrier had the typical schnauzer type muzzle hair...

 

[Vargmat]

Well...heres a picture of me, you decide.

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Buddy Christ?

 

[Spblademaker]

I'm told I look like this guy when the lights are off.
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Tony the Hedgehog

 

[W54/XM-388]

In a suit I sometimes get mistaken for a Rabbi

 

[bigdaddydmd]

Got a Doppelganger in the Russian Navy somewhere. I guess this guy is a dead ringer for me. My best friend from childhood thru adulthood went Navy while i went Big Green and he happened across this guy why on a port call somewhere in the Pacific. Threw him for a loop and he was so convinced it was me he had to go up to the table of Russian sailors and ask why the fuck I was there and dressed in a Russian sailor uniform. Turns out my doppelganger doesn't speak English and he figured it out after short order. Next time I saw my buddy he said it was eerie how much this guy looked exactly like me and it took a lot of convincing to finally believe I hadn't gone off and joined the Russian Navy.

 

[Spblademaker]

I look like the love-child of Chris Costa and Milhouse from the Simpsons.

 

[ArmyJerry]

now we gotta keep an eye on you, comrade.

Got a Doppelganger in the Russian Navy somewhere. I guess this guy is a dead ringer for me. My best friend from childhood thru adulthood went Navy while i went Big Green and he happened across this guy why on a port call somewhere in the Pacific. Threw him for a loop and he was so convinced it was me he had to go up to the table of Russian sailors and ask why the fuck I was there and dressed in a Russian sailor uniform. Turns out my doppelganger doesn't speak English and he figured it out after short order. Next time I saw my buddy he said it was eerie how much this guy looked exactly like me and it took a lot of convincing to finally believe I hadn't gone off and joined the Russian Navy.

 

[bigdaddydmd]

Damn. I figured going Big Green, not writing OP Orders in crayon, and buying ammo would keep me in the good graces of Army Jerry.

 

[ArmyJerry]

sorry man I just watched the Americans series.

 

[ForgeValley]

I've been told I look like this dude, just taller and better looking.

 

[Changed]

Well...heres a picture of me, you decide.

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I knew you’d come back!

 

[Fig]

 

[ForgeValley]

Nice tits fig.

 

[Fig]

They’re sensitive too.

 

[buffalowinter]

Viktor Ivanovich Belenko is a former Soviet pilot who defected

 

[Dougie308]

So they say for every person, there's likely a stranger somewhere that looks identical. Identical enough to fool your family even from a short distance. When presidents get elected (in pretty much every country I understand it) they look for that guy and offer him a job as a stand in.

So who do you look like? I'm sure there'll be some great answers to this one.

I'll go first. Was watching "Homeland" (it's a great show) and learned that I look just like Mandy Patinkin. Color my hair gray and give me the glasses and it's a spitting image. But it's really the beard that does it. The younger pictures of him shaven, we look nothing alike. Go figure.

Buddy Hackett. Or maybe Carmen Electra

 

[Nodakplowboy]

When I had a stash and goatee the daughters said I looked like a member of the online sex offenders list. Shaved it all off, now the Child Bride says I look like a young Paul Newman.

She only says that with her glasses off.

 

[12Bravo]

A few people have told me I look like Tom Hanks in Road to Perdition. My wife, ever the smart-ass says I look more like Forest Gump.

I was in the Army when Forrest Gump was playing in theatres. I caught a lot of flack about it back then. A few years ago, my employer was asking people to bring in photos of themselves in uniform. My manager saw the picture in the display and commented about some smart-ass bringing in a picture of Forrest Gump - then he saw the nameplate on my class A uniform.

 

[12Bravo]

In a suit I sometimes get mistaken for a Rabbi

Better a rabbi than a priest! ?

 

[Nik H]

I will regret this but what the hell

 

[Fig]

Pervert!

 

[Strykervet]

Ah, this was great. You guys come up with some amazing shit. David Koresh indeed.

I'll probably regret this too, but I got the idea when I paused Homeland to take a shit and looked in the mirror and he and I were making the same face! For some reason I didn't look like Ignio Montoya when I was younger but I bet we got the same amount of ass.

 

[Ric O'shay]

I look like my avatar, except my falcon has aged and put on some weight.

 

[DuneBoer]

My mustache is more filled in than his.

 

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Woody from toy story,...