Wife

[Snuby642]

So while the Wife was doing her weekly shopping she comes across some camo shorts in my size.
I told her good snag from the sale rack, now I'm ready for dove season.

She tells me if they made camo bug spray to put on my bright white legs I would be gtg.

Anyone know where I can get Krylon bug spray?

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

If you put the krylon on thick enough, the bugs can't penetrate it.

I'd recommend doing a hydro dip on your legs to get a consistent pattern.

 

[doubloon]

Hmmm ...

There already exists dual nozzle spray bottles, a triple nipple design shouldn't be a big leap in technology.

A bottle with three reservoirs of combo bug/sun repellent tinted each in black, green and beige ... c'est voila!