I'm telling my Babe it's the dress standard, but she doesn't believe me.
I'm right though, aren't I?
I'm right though, aren't I?
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Womenfolk Attire to the range, Camo Bikini?
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Hey we aren't here to judge you. If it fits you rock on!!
Send me a picture, have her call me and I'll tell her what she needs to wear... trust me, this is something I'm really good at... I'll help you out.
Word of warning. If she catches hot brass in the cleavage, it's your fault. Trust me, it's not funny, okay well yeah it is oh, but you really can't let her know that. And if it ends up leaving a scar that pisses her off... She very well may end up being somebody else's babe
Word of warning. If she catches hot brass in the cleavage, it's your fault. Trust me, it's not funny, okay well yeah it is oh, but you really can't let her know that. And if it ends up leaving a scar that pisses her off... She very well may end up being somebody else's babe
I think the bikini top should have a cobra buckle in front so if hot brass does land in there she can make a quick evac from bikini top.
This will never work! If a woman showed up in that, there one only be one thing at the range we all would want to "hit"! 
Personally I think a crop-top, tied-off shirt, and Daisy Dukes are more appealing, but I'm Southern and that's pretty much the national costume for some gals down here.
Agreed.
I'll always remember the lovely waitress,Rebecca.
We were sitting in a diner, and one of the guys didn't get why she said "y'all".
It was golden, she sweetly replied.
"You don't say y'all? What y'all say, if you don't say y'all?"
She had a red plaid shirt and denim shorts.
I dated her whilst I was there. Wish I could have taken her back with me.
Those Southern Belles are some of the loveliest women on the planet.
@Son of Dorn - toss in some cowboy boots and dang son! Rile a boy up!!
Honestly, I must be an old dad.
I showed up at a ladies house to fix her snowblower the other day.
She was wearing rolled up blue jeans about 3” above her ankle, Sperry shoes, and a basic hoody made out of tshirt material.
She claims she didnt do it on purpose, but she also knows that or flannel are my thing.....
I prefer the classy look, maybe a little cleavage, to the “hang it all out” look myself.
BUTT, if its just me and the lady around? Wild outfits appreciated
Honestly, I must be an old dad.
I showed up at a ladies house to fix her snowblower the other day.
She was wearing rolled up blue jeans about 3” above her ankle, Sperry shoes, and a basic hoody made out of tshirt material.
She claims she didnt do it on purpose, but she also knows that or flannel are my thing.....
I prefer the classy look, maybe a little cleavage, to the “hang it all out” look myself.
BUTT, if its just me and the lady around? Wild outfits appreciated
Two things:
One: I cannot believe that in a thread with camp bikini in the title, that there has actually been only one camp bikini pictured in 13 posts.
two: I think it should be more demure, like this one...
Okay, three things:
All you guys giving good logical reasons why a good looking woman should not show up to a gun range must be RSOs and...are you crazy!!
okay, 4 things:
We had a member show up with a completely plastic girlfriend in a bikini top and spike heels show up at our club a couple years ago. We had to talk to him a few times about being down range from her taking pictures while she was hot (I mean the range was hot...uhm something was hot anyway and we can’t have that!)
One: I cannot believe that in a thread with camp bikini in the title, that there has actually been only one camp bikini pictured in 13 posts.
two: I think it should be more demure, like this one...
Okay, three things:
All you guys giving good logical reasons why a good looking woman should not show up to a gun range must be RSOs and...are you crazy!!
okay, 4 things:
We had a member show up with a completely plastic girlfriend in a bikini top and spike heels show up at our club a couple years ago. We had to talk to him a few times about being down range from her taking pictures while she was hot (I mean the range was hot...uhm something was hot anyway and we can’t have that!)
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What DO y'all say, if you don't say y'all?
Agreed.
I'll always remember the lovely waitress,Rebecca.
We were sitting in a diner, and one of the guys didn't get why she said "y'all".
It was golden, she sweetly replied.
"You don't say y'all? What y'all say, if you don't say y'all?"
She had a red plaid shirt and denim shorts.
I dated her whilst I was there. Wish I could have taken her back with me.
Those Southern Belles are some of the loveliest women on the planet.
people have been killed because of an errand piece of hot brass between the tits.
despite all the taren butler videos, the range aint the place for fuck fuck games.
despite all the taren butler videos, the range aint the place for fuck fuck games.
Camo pattern is a bit offI'm telling my Babe it's the dress standard, but she doesn't believe me.
I'm right though, aren't I?
May I suggest,,,,
I could see where in some circumstances it may not be warranted. In some cases less may be more. 
Cowboy boots, roper boots, engineer boots, hiking boots are good with denim. Jungle boots with a cut-even-shorter pair of oldschool Vietnam-era UDT shorts are a look I could get behind.
If its a warm humid day then the proper attire would be something similar in this video especially when shooting prone. If its sunny I would also suggest a light coat of oil on the cheeks and inner thighs.
Get your girl some stuff from Valkyrie Tactical Apparel. You’ll thank me later.
A good looking woman looks good no matter what she wears
Just show up to the range and shoot so we know you are NOT a libtard
Just show up to the range and shoot so we know you are NOT a libtard
well mine ready does sport the highest fashion in burlap sacks but that is because I am cheap ammo is expensive lol .
A good looking woman rocks anything she wears.
Please, enough of the "a good looking woman looks good in anything" bullshit.
No the fuck they don't. Too many of those pj's at 4pm running around with "juicy" on their
ass bitches running around looking like they just got out of bed.
Now a woman that actually puts effort into her looks, love it.
Nothing better than a bitch who tries.
As far as range attire. Sure a bikini works. I could care less if she shoots anyhow, that's my shit. She's just
there to look at and make a poor attempt at reloading my mags.
I'm more likely to leave her at home so a sandwich can be ready when I walk in the door rather than listen to stupid woman comments at the range. I go there for a purpose, not fucking off.
No the fuck they don't. Too many of those pj's at 4pm running around with "juicy" on their
ass bitches running around looking like they just got out of bed.
Now a woman that actually puts effort into her looks, love it.
Nothing better than a bitch who tries.
As far as range attire. Sure a bikini works. I could care less if she shoots anyhow, that's my shit. She's just
there to look at and make a poor attempt at reloading my mags.
I'm more likely to leave her at home so a sandwich can be ready when I walk in the door rather than listen to stupid woman comments at the range. I go there for a purpose, not fucking off.
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^ if that’s what you’ve been experiencing with women....you need to make better decisions.
not all women i’ve been around would recieve an invitation to the range....same as guys. if they are serious about it, they are more than welcome. and, you better bring your A game because the ones are serious about it, are usually exceptional shots.
save the bikini oogling for the beach and the bedroom. it has no place on the range.
not all women i’ve been around would recieve an invitation to the range....same as guys. if they are serious about it, they are more than welcome. and, you better bring your A game because the ones are serious about it, are usually exceptional shots.
save the bikini oogling for the beach and the bedroom. it has no place on the range.
In all honesty I agree with keeping the bikinis away from the range. Really, any cleavage-baring top.
Went to the range with the wife one time and she caught some brass in her cleavage. Thought it was funny and kind of chuckled at first until I saw her eyes tear up... in the process of trying to remove the hot brass it slipped between the bra and nipple... Burnt her nipple.
Not funny then but she laughed later that day. Her daughter showed up just shoot with us... cleavage caught brass.
Hint: I don't care how big her tits / cleavage is, suggest a sports bra... just suggest. Never, never under any circumstances tell her I told you so. I woke up three days later, in a different State, covered in mayonnaise and wrapped in plastic.
Went to the range with the wife one time and she caught some brass in her cleavage. Thought it was funny and kind of chuckled at first until I saw her eyes tear up... in the process of trying to remove the hot brass it slipped between the bra and nipple... Burnt her nipple.
Not funny then but she laughed later that day. Her daughter showed up just shoot with us... cleavage caught brass.
Hint: I don't care how big her tits / cleavage is, suggest a sports bra... just suggest. Never, never under any circumstances tell her I told you so. I woke up three days later, in a different State, covered in mayonnaise and wrapped in plastic.
Post pics as I think we have different definitions of good looking women
The ones I am talking about look good in anything
Post pics as I think we have different definitions of good looking women
The ones I am talking about look good in anything
yeah no they don't.
Take the same chick, have her dress like she gives a fuck, then like she doesn't. Then tell me how you want it.
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