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Maggie’s You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

#51
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#52
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Both are blond . . . .
 
#56
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Bored Marines at the airport. Been there:

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#57
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Some Classic Ones.
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#59
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#64
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Must watch at 1:05!!!</span>

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"The firing pin will jump up and tap the back of the bullet" Uh, yeah, I'd say that would be a bigger issue than the one he actually had. He was lucky he didn't splatter his buddy's head all over that field.
 
#66
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DonniePD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8x0M0dzZYDU"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8x0M0dzZYDU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

Do you dig, you dig</div></div>

Darwinism in action.
 
#70
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#72
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Fixed it for ya.

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Along this same lines...

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#76
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Tune in to 5 minutes 20 seconds to see Ray grow some nuts and really give-er

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#85
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Classic from Atlanta on the Neal Boortz Show. Make sure you stay for the translation.

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#86
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MitchK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Classic from Atlanta on the Neal Boortz Show. Make sure you stay for the translation.

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Oh gawd, that's funny.
 
#87
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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.” “Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You fuck her again.”
 
#89
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This one always cracks me up...

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#90
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#91
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Certain parts work better then others but this made me laugh.
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#92
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You've got the finest architecture. End of the rainbow looking treasure.....
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#93
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I hope you haven't told that joke in Krebbs!<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Force_Multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.” “Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You fuck her again.”</div></div>
 
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