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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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While riding my motorbike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up a very beautiful woman at the wheel.
She asked "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head".
"That's nice of you" I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse" she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly".
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this".
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now".
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I've ever seen.
"Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?".
"Still in the ditch with my bike I guess".
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up a very beautiful woman at the wheel.
She asked "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head".
"That's nice of you" I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse" she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly".
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this".
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now".
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I've ever seen.
"Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?".
"Still in the ditch with my bike I guess".
You're a sick man.
IJ's just jealous because his testicles haven't dropped yet.
When you play grabass, you role play as Elmo? Sick bastard.
Hey don’t complain, the boys over at Maggie’s have been dropping the ball lately with the hotties.
I beg to differ, there is no wrong thread for her. She needs to be in every thread.
Do you why Japanese don’t get cataracts?
They prefer rinkons....
(Say it out loud)
They prefer rinkons....
(Say it out loud)
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high bridge, about to jump off.
An old homeless guy who was wandering by stopped and said,
"Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you,
how about a quickie before you go?" She screamed,
"NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"
He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
An old homeless guy who was wandering by stopped and said,
"Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you,
how about a quickie before you go?" She screamed,
"NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"
He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
My girlfriend said that I could pick a couple of my favorite fantasies
for some role-play to spice things up.
So now I need a new girlfriend,
but at least I ticked snuff and necrophilia off my bucket list.
for some role-play to spice things up.
So now I need a new girlfriend,
but at least I ticked snuff and necrophilia off my bucket list.
I don’t get it.......
(I thought it was “Mookries”......?)
Upper class drive BMdoubleroos
Litchmond is beside North Delhi, which borders along Surrey Lanka.In "Litchmond"......suburb of Vancouver B.C.
"Surrey Lanka" ? Jesus, that's hysterical......hadn't heard that one before.
Actually, I worked in GVR for 5 years between 2003 and 2008 and I really enjoyed it.
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