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...or a side effect of heavy metal poisoning from the jabber schedule or ritalin.....
Man, I’d have literally been doing donuts and laps across those fuckers. Take my chances with a jury.
For sure.
8,000 lbs of GMC 2500HD trying to make a tune with the speed bumps.
Absofukinlootley would be targeting the F'ing 4 wheeler peeps as I'm sure they are "higher ranking".
No firearms involved unless my truck flips and it turns into a Minnesota version of Blackhawk Down.
Basically a big boy version of a video game and I would figure good ole Zach would be the "boss" you have to defeat to win the game.
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Edited to add: My downfall may be trying to mansplain to the jury the drone footage of my 127th lap and the J-turn practice on the well lubed but quickly drying out road surface.
Like most things the .gov fucked it all up in the name of "saving the planet".
So you can't get something the size of an 1980's Toyota, you are now stuck with these barges.
How many things would fix itself if several .gov agencies just vanished. Reminds me of the Quadra cycle I read about in England. The real small car that did not have to meet any crash testing because it was battery powered....perhaps that should be meat. So they called it a quadracycle.
You could do that if it is battery, but that old 1980's honda CRX-HF you can't build anymore. So broken.
sister bought a brand new Honda CRX HF. It wouldnt win a drag race, but the MPG for 1990 was amazing. Being a honda, that thing won't die. Just change the oil and tires. Yup, over 50 on GAS!! Crazy
In 85, returned from Okinawa and visited a Honda dealer They had an article about some traveling salesman Honda had gifted a new car. He wanted to trade in his current Honda with 650k. Had all his maintenance records showing routine maintenance. I believe the most expensive repair was a starter.
Ran across a deal too good to pass up.
Gotta add this to the list of projects
That's not an electrician but a dumb ass.
Every year I have this one tree…
That never fails to impress!
Sirhr
That never fails to impress!
Sirhr
Man, 1984 had some serious technological breakthroughs!
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