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Dad jokes rule!
I made an appointment with a customer and he said that the door would be unlocked. He said that he had a doctor's appointment. When I got there he was home so I asked about the appointment. He said that it was just blood work at XYZ diabetes clinic. I told him that I had checked their website but it mandated that I accept cookies.
 
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Everyone in VT drives a Subaru……diesel Subaru.
I just got a Subaru, so I can stop racking up miles on my truck. I wanted a fuel efficent car with enough room for my guns, and also the AWD. I plan to ruin Subarus for liberals, like females did to Jeeps Wranglers with the fucking ducks! No Coexist stickers, going to plaster it with Trump stickers and gun decals!!
 
I just got a Subaru, so I can stop racking up miles on my truck. I wanted a fuel efficent car with enough room for my guns, and also the AWD. I plan to ruin Subarus for liberals, like females did to Jeeps Wranglers with the fucking ducks! No Coexist stickers, going to plaster it with Trump stickers and gun decals!!
My wife bought a Wrangler last month. I have forbidden her from having anything to do with the damned ducks.
 
I just got a Subaru, so I can stop racking up miles on my truck. I wanted a fuel efficent car with enough room for my guns, and also the AWD. I plan to ruin Subarus for liberals, like females did to Jeeps Wranglers with the fucking ducks! No Coexist stickers, going to plaster it with Trump stickers and gun decals!!
Do you have commonality with all other Subaru drivers?

Do you eat pussy?
 
No different than a carolina boy watching some oregoniac try to pronounce Parmele and Conetoe......or our favorite...Chocowinity.....Bellarthur is entertaining too....
Kuykendahl is a favorite of mine. Klein school district has some good names for elementary schools.
 
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I just got a Subaru, so I can stop racking up miles on my truck. I wanted a fuel efficent car with enough room for my guns, and also the AWD. I plan to ruin Subarus for liberals, like females did to Jeeps Wranglers with the fucking ducks! No Coexist stickers, going to plaster it with Trump stickers and gun decals!!
Someone likes broken windows and missing toys I see
 
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