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Looks like you have the top of the line hi-fi system and dont need these
Dad jokes rule!
I made an appointment with a customer and he said that the door would be unlocked. He said that he had a doctor's appointment. When I got there he was home so I asked about the appointment. He said that it was just blood work at XYZ diabetes clinic. I told him that I had checked their website but it mandated that I accept cookies.
I just got a Subaru, so I can stop racking up miles on my truck. I wanted a fuel efficent car with enough room for my guns, and also the AWD. I plan to ruin Subarus for liberals, like females did to Jeeps Wranglers with the fucking ducks! No Coexist stickers, going to plaster it with Trump stickers and gun decals!!
My wife bought a Wrangler last month. I have forbidden her from having anything to do with the damned ducks.
Kuykendahl is a favorite of mine. Klein school district has some good names for elementary schools.
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Someone likes broken windows and missing toys I see
A taipan taught me that you are still capable of sprinting after an 18km hike.
You forgot "a divorce attorney".
Interesting that most of these little monsters are native to Australia…. Everything there wants to kill ya!
And in a little over an hour, it will be 1:23 PM... So will be 1:23 123123
Get a picture!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Not when done correctly 31 / 12 / 23
Oh take that Eurotrash stuff back to Dusseldorf, funboy... ;-)
Happy New Year!
Sirhr
and that is why we are a constitutional republic, and not a democracy.
They’re the same thing?! Always has been.
the internet is a dangerous place. sometimes it fails to provide some necessary perspective.
Well these won’t be the same anymore
Well you know she swallows.
That raptor would be instant fricasee... To hell with the regulations. Kittie self-defense!
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The funny thing is that this film was created because Chakasandralamalamadingding (Broken Lizard) was pulled over by Vermont State Troopers in the late 1990's and the officers were such total jackwagons... that he came up with the concept for the film! It was NOT intended to be complimentary. When I went through the academy, it was actually "Taught" that this is what happens when you are an idiot on a traffic stop.
Also of note... this was all filmed on I-87 in New York because Vermont would not issue a filming permit.
And, last, every one of those gags... (meow game, repeat, etc.) was done here before the movie ever came out. Oh and we had a guy in my academy class we called Farva. He was Farva. He graduated, but his department didn't let him off FTO... washed him out. But we not only called him "Farva" but we had "Farva Drills" and someone would yell "Farva" and we'd all jump behind sofa's and chairs and shit because we were sure Farva was going to go postal on us. Total retard. As a class, we were not happy that he graduated. We all knew a Farva, right? But the system worked. He washed out.
Last... It's still one of the funniest movies ever. But never would have happened if one of our staties had not been an asswipe in a traffic stop. (To the statie's credit... the guys he pulled over were apparently drugged out of their gills at the time... but there ya go).
Love Super Troopers. And Ursula was hot as hell! And Super Troopers II is also awesome!
Sirhr
#1 It is a ancient "binder". Never had any love for them caused by the fact I had to use an earlier model for a work truck.
#2: No title, forget about it. That goes for anything requiring registration to drive.
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