Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

Actually, believe it or not, that's precisely what that hole in the napkin is for. I used it all the time at my favorite restaurant that offered those linen napkins.

Yeah, we know. Shits old as fuck.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[akmike47]

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I’d call her mom fat and hold on

Edit: Damn she’s a porn star so I guess I’d get aids too.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Porksboy]

Yeah, we know. Shits old as fuck.

They don't have those at Waffle House.

 

[akmike47]

They don't have those at Waffle House.

They should, syrup is a bitch for drunks

 

[Dirty D]

Stings, doesn’t it?…

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

I just wonder what their user names are here.

Oldmanwithagun for starters

 

[akmike47]

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A chief did this to me at a fire. At first I was going “WTF?!?” Then I shook his hand as I was walking in at the time.

I still swear I zipped it, but triple checked after that.


Wait, this was forever ago I remember the real story. I was in the fire and my junk was smoldering so I crawled out with a glove over my fly and he zipped me up and I went back in. I guess I blocked out the pain and the memory

 

[akmike47]

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You aint taller than anyone bitch

 

[Dirty D]

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Turdcutter308 when the strippers balls fall out of her thong.

@Threadcutter308

 

[Dirty D]

You aint taller than anyone bitch

I’m taller than you while you’re making gagging noises

 

[nockhunter]

 

[akmike47]

I’m taller than you while you’re making gagging noise

How is that possible when I’m holding you upside down and you’re gagging too?

Just bros being bros, no homo

 

[Dirty D]

Edit: Damn she’s a porn star so I guess I’d get aids too.

Damn! I didn’t know you could get more AIDS?!

 

[akmike47]

Damn! I didn’t know you could get more AIDS?!

Just a spoonful of super aids in your butt and you’ll be dead in 3 years!

 

[Dirty D]

 

[akmike47]

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Their families attending the wedding

 

[MRiles]

A chief did this to me at a fire. At first I was going “WTF?!?” Then I shook his hand as I was walking in at the time.

I still swear I zipped it, but triple checked after that.

As you get older they seem to open by themselves.

 

[gunjunkie45]

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Kathy Ireland should be in there. Thought for a second she was number one, but that ain't her. Besides, Blanch is the original Gilf.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[BG94591]

 

[22Hshots]

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It wasn't hard AT ALL!

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Actually, believe it or not, that's precisely what that hole in the napkin is for. I used it all the time at my favorite restaurant that offered those linen napkins.

Beards.
There's two types of people. Men with beards and women.

 

[EddieNFL]

I didn't know musicians made computers. I mean, maybe Tom Scholz has made a few in his lifetime.

 

[Drew M]

Beards.
There's two types of people. Men with beards and women.

Thats it,
If your dad doesn't have a beard you've got 2 mums

 

[Barneybdb]

Test your knowledge of Australian animals.....

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

Frank does Hide TV????

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Maple One]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Other that the way this guy handled it... not very motivating to see America enter the Gestapo age.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[theLBC]