The New Dillion RL8000

[Dead Eye Dick]

Taken straight from Dillion’s facebook page.

Meet the Dillon RL8000 – the world’s first AI-powered, voice-activated, coffee-making, self-cleaning reloading press. Engineered with over 8,000 moving parts (all absolutely necessary), the RL8000 doesn’t just reload—it predicts your favorite load data, plays motivational 80s music, and politely asks your spouse for permission before every large primer order!

 

[babyguppy]

It still has a handle

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

It still has a handle

Something to hang onto as its showing you its devastating speed at loading perfect rounds

 

[TrickyPig]

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.

 

[TrickyPig]

I like my coffee “unleaded” please…

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Well to be honest fellows, I am looking elsewhere for my next reloading press, I don’t drink coffee (don’t know why, my wife and son both drink it by the gallon, but I prefer a nice glass of ice cold water and the occasional coke) further, I’m not much on 80’s music, preferring 60’s rock and roll.