Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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[Lange Carabine]

There was a guy that had a cow fall through his roof and land on him while he was sleeping, another was asleep in his bed when a sinkhole opened up below him and he was never found, a young couple and their child were traveling on the interstate during a storm. He stopped at a gas station to wait for better driving conditions and a tree fell on the car killing all of them, a friends sister was on her way home after work when a tree fell on her and killed her, a friend was a health nut and a distance runner that ran miles every day. He died at work from a heart attack at the age of 48.
It would be a shame to miss out on some tasty foods and have some tragedy befall you.















Don't get me wrong. Eating McDonald's and tasty cakes is not a good idea for a dietary lifestyle. Eating quality food is going to better in the long term but if I eat a frosted honey bun or some Krispy Kreme donuts it ain't going to kill me. Doctors kill 250,000 people a year in this country a second place to heart disease.
I was raised eating eggs, bacon, sausage and toast for breakfast and not Captain Crunch with sugar added. Lunch was usually leftovers from the night before or something else home cooked. Supper was always a meat and vegetables and some times a pasta dish with a salad and homemade bread. I've continued that into adulthood and raised my children that way.
Moderation is the key.

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[The D]

Like a glove!

 

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[Ramius]

 

[Lange Carabine]

 

[Maggot]

It takes doing some maffs, but here is a little known fact.
Everyone knows what king David said about the days of a man 70, 80 if you are strong in the Lord. That was simply a historical reference from the time.

Sure...sin brought death and...stuff happens, and it is written that tomorrow is not promised.

It should be entirely possible for man to live a good life to the age of 120 years.
Genesis 6:3
Even after God said this, many like Noah and his offspring lived hundreds of years.
Look into what is being learned of fasting.
Fasting is proscribed heavily in the Bible. There is more to it than obedience to God or spirituality.

Right on. Fasting is an amazing tool. I've done up to a week with just water, but that long isnt needed. I have an stomach ulcer I got from Aleeve. When it flares up, usually a 3 day will fix it. Even a juice fast is good. Its also good when you have big decisions to make.

I'm 75, in pretty good health, can still work beside 20 year olds (for a few hours, LOL), and the only prescription meds I take are for neck pain. Compressed, no disc, in C2,3 and the same in C 6,7, 8, and T1. Been wearing that shit since I was five. 70 years of level 7 pain. The only thing I can attribute the overall good health to is good diet and fasting.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

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[lariat]

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It will somehow be someone else’s fault.

 

[Bullfrog08]

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I think it's too big to fit in the hole!

Hmmmmm.....If I had a dollar for everytime Ive heard that, Id be rich!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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The green handle is for the organic gasoline…. Every nose-pierced goth bimbo knows that!

Sirhr

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Proscribed







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Oops.....yeah...i meant the other thing.

 

[Maggot]

I think it's too big to fit in the hole!

Hmmmmm.....If I had a dollar for everytime Ive heard that, Id be rich!

@Bigfatcock

 

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[Ramius]

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Well obviously ya gotta do dis

 

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[theLBC]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Marinevet1]

The green handle is for the organic gasoline…. Every nose-pierced goth bimbo knows that!

Sirhr

It's organic when it goes in the Power Stroke tank..............

 

[Maggot]

I havent vetted this but it seems true. Its a beginning.

These young women forfeited a game against a male player—one of the first teams in America to do so. They’ve been banned from sports competition in Vermont ever since.
Tomorrow, we’re going to court for them. Please pray

 

[Qpski]

 

[Longshot231]

Sardines is just another name for dead minnows.

 

[Glowworm]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Pharmseller]

Easy

 

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[LeftyJason]

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This is better.

Real book. Cohen the Barbarian. Combo between Conan and ghengis khan as if he never retired. Still going at 95. Written by Terry Pratchett, comedy fantasy writer.

Cohen

"There's been a lifetime in my legend" Ghenghiz Cohen, known as Cohen the Barbarian is a fictional character in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. He began as a parody of the famous pulp hero Conan the Barbarian and Genghis Khan. The man who introduced the world to the concept of "wholesale"...

discworld.fandom.com

 

[6.5SH]

 

[CamW]

 

[EddieNFL]

It will somehow be someone else’s fault.

Wife wanted a new kitchen faucet. Picked one out. Box said something bronze. She said it was black. Okay, if you’re sure. Get home, open box, it ain’t black. I had to exchange for a black one and install. Mad at me for two days

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I havent vetted this but it seems true. Its a beginning.

These young women forfeited a game against a male player—one of the first teams in America to do so. They’ve been banned from sports competition in Vermont ever since.
Tomorrow, we’re going to court for them. Please pray

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It’s true. I hope they win Huge and administrators/bureaucrats get fired.

Bankrupt the #%*+ing state… it will be the only way we weed the commies out.

Sirhr

 

[Ichi]

 

[Devildog]

 

[JimTN]

Wife wanted a new kitchen faucet. Picked one out. Box said something bronze. She said it was black. Okay, if you’re sure. Get home, open box, it ain’t black. I had to exchange for a black one and install. Mad at me for two days

Were you surprised at this outcome??

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[EddieNFL]

Were you surprised at this outcome??

Not at all.

 

[Maggot]

Gots mah popcones. Y'all dont throw up, this is revolting.

 

[Longshot231]

Gots mah popcones. Y'all dont throw up, this is revolting.

Would you stop with the negative waves, Moriarty? Why don't you think of something righteous for a change?

Everyone of us needs to contribute his fair share to erecting shrines for Ms. Fonda.

 

[EddieNFL]

Gots mah popcones. Y'all dont throw up, this is revolting.

Shrug. A group of dykes, fags and pedos gave one of their peers an award.

 

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[Dead Eye Dick]

Very crappy picture, taken from a phone, into the sun, but hopefully everyone will get the drift.

Wood ducks on our lakeside lawn

(yes it needs to be mowed but the heavy rains of the past weekend have left the ground to wet to mow).

 

[Sandhog308]

Gots mah popcones. Y'all dont throw up, this is revolting.

Commie Traitor Cunt
Hope to read her Obit some day ….sooner the better.

 

[sirhrmechanic]