Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Lemuel Cook
Alexander Milliner
Adam Link
These are actual pictures of Men that were in the Revolutionary War....and theres more pictures of these Men that i poached from this link here.
https://m.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/the-last-men.html
Alexander Milliner
Adam Link
These are actual pictures of Men that were in the Revolutionary War....and theres more pictures of these Men that i poached from this link here.
https://m.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/the-last-men.html
I have that t-shirt. Always a conversation starter!
Ich versuche nicht, die Position der Grammatik / Rechtschreib-Polizei einzunehmen, aber ich denke, es sollte "SitzTinkler" sein. Ja?
Gute Nacht für alle !
Gute Nacht für alle !
Tinkler ist Britisch. Pinkeln ist deutsch. Aber ich sprechen nur strassendeutsch. Entschuldinung für mein fehler!
Heil Barney!
Sirhr
Heil Barney!
Sirhr
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Thank You for the clarification kind sir. Shouldn't you be counting sheep right about now ?
(Nevertheless, a Sitzpinkler doesn't have to clean up nearly as much "splash" and overspray as someone who sits. Not that I'd know, I just hang it out off the back deck onto the lawn. No fuss, no muss. Raccoons don't like it much, particularly if I sneak out, on to the deck)
Great reading. Thanks for sharing. Great, great, great grandpa fought in the Revolution. He was a Hessian.
"Counting sheep???" Local time is just after midday Friday, pleasant 90 deg F.
Looks like 1J is ready to move the propane tank???
No kidding.... those North Korean MF's have the biggest hats I've ever seen....even without the exaggeration.
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In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, combined with an abundance of green, yellow and red vegetables. He did this so that Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then, using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Whip and Ice Cream. And Satan said: "You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said "Yes!" And Woman said: "I'll have one too... with sprinkles". And lo and behold, they gained 10 pounds.
And so God created the healthful yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.
So God said: "Try my fresh green garden salad". And Satan presented crumbled Blue Cheese dressing and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said: "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them". And Satan brought forth deep-fried squid rings, butter-dipped lobster chunks, and fried chicken so big it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol sharply increased.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin, sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man packed on more pounds.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan introduced cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretchy lycra jogging suits.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then Satan said: "You want fries with that?" And Man replied: "Yes! And super-size them!" And Satan said "It is good". And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed... and created quadruple by-pass surgery. Satan chuckled and created the public health system.
Then, using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Whip and Ice Cream. And Satan said: "You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said "Yes!" And Woman said: "I'll have one too... with sprinkles". And lo and behold, they gained 10 pounds.
And so God created the healthful yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.
So God said: "Try my fresh green garden salad". And Satan presented crumbled Blue Cheese dressing and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said: "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them". And Satan brought forth deep-fried squid rings, butter-dipped lobster chunks, and fried chicken so big it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol sharply increased.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin, sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man packed on more pounds.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan introduced cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretchy lycra jogging suits.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then Satan said: "You want fries with that?" And Man replied: "Yes! And super-size them!" And Satan said "It is good". And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed... and created quadruple by-pass surgery. Satan chuckled and created the public health system.
