Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Barneybdb]

Barn.....
She’s got beautiful hair, beautiful face, but a big butt....
Or, am I just overthinking this ?

The tatt?

 

[Threadcutter308]

The tatt?

Yeah, I know........(good Q, if not a little pointed......)

Now that the playing field is even......your thoughts ?

(I know, cheap shot/shitty question.....But in reality, I've been married a long time (35 years....) and she's done nothing but gotten better with time. She's loyal, I'm loyal and none of that's likely to ever change. Maybe a tat/non-tat is in my future life, but it'll be a different life time, if it happens at all. Based on experience, I think, I'd pick the present one all over again.......)

(PS; she's a red headed, French Canadian PITA.......me ? I'm Irish/bull headed, as mellow as one can be.......She's fiercely loyal.......I really couldn't ask for anything more......)

 

[Threadcutter308]

Knew it!

Goddammit, I'm gonna figgur out how yer doin' that one way or te other if doesn't kill me......fuk stick !

You are crackin' me up, but at the same time, yer being annoying as shit......

 

[168BTHPM]

Goddammit, I'm gonna figgur out how yer doin' that one way or te other if doesn't kill me......fuk stick !

You are crackin' me up, but at the same time, yer being annoying as shit......

What is he doing?

 

[Barneybdb]

Yeah, I know........(good Q, if not a little pointed......)

Now that the playing field is even......your thoughts ?

(I know, cheap shot/shitty question.....But in reality, I've been married a long time (35 years....) and she's done nothing but gotten better with time. She's loyal, I'm loyal and none of that's likely to ever change. Maybe a tat/non-tat is in my future life, but it'll be a different life time, if it happens at all. Based on experience, I think, I'd pick the present one all over again.......)

(PS; she's a red headed, French Canadian PITA.......me ? I'm Irish/bull headed, as mellow as one can be.......She's fiercely loyal.......I really couldn't ask for anything more......)

40 years this coming August, only one tatt between us and that was on my shoulder before we met, too old to change our ways now.

 

[Alphatreedog]

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When you play weed hockey Phiily style .

 

[Mike 556]

Barn.....
She’s got beautiful hair, beautiful face, but a big butt....
Or, am I just overthinking this ?

I'm married 30 years to a wonderful women. But I'm not dead yet, her ass is amazing!
Mike

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Geno C.]

40 years this coming August, only one tatt between us and that was on my shoulder before we met, too old to change our ways now.

Chicks that are tattooed like that are not very often, loyal marrying type women. A couple tattoos usually don't matter. Big full coverage like that, it's rare, to be marriage material.

They sure are fun though!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[Fig]

How many times did you watch it? I'm on 10.

 

[Dirty D]

Barn.....
She’s got beautiful hair, beautiful face, but a big butt....
Or, am I just overthinking this ?

That is a big butt, a gloriously big delicious butt. ?

 

[Dirty D]

Goddammit, I'm gonna figgur out how yer doin' that one way or te other if doesn't kill me......fuk stick !

You are crackin' me up, but at the same time, yer being annoying as shit......

Don’t you guys know I’m an assistant moderator and have edit privileges on the forum. My actual title is assistant to the regional manager (MotherTucker) and my real name is Dwight.

 

[Threadcutter308]

What is he doing?

Modifying original posts in his reply, including usernames.........just figured out how. Was overthinking it, it's simple. Variation on the old "FIFY" schtick.

It is funny, Dirty Dog caught me not paying attention a couple times.....

 

[Threadcutter308]

Don’t you guys know I’m an assistant moderator and have edit privileges on the forum. My actual title is assistant to the regional manager (MotherTucker) and my real name is Dwight.

booshwah......(but, yer name just be dwight).

 

[Dirty D]

Modifying original posts in his reply, including usernames.........just figured out how. Was overthinking it, it's simple. Variation on the old "FIFY" schtick.

It is funny, Dirty Dog caught me not paying attention a couple times.....

168 can be a sneaky fucker if he will stop huffing pink Krylon for a few minutes, you may want to go back and look closer.

 

[mdmp5]

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please tell me you have another angle on this because my brain is melting trying to figure it out

 

[Threadcutter308]

168 can be a sneaky fucker if he will stop huffing pink Krylon for a few minutes, you may want to go back and look closer.

troublemaker......

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[myronman3]

In my opinion Kurt was the last great rock star...

um, ozzy osbourne? james hetfield? mick jager and kieth richards? and that is without even thinking.

cobain was a guy that quit. he could have made a real difference if he had chose to. instead, he just quit. i can not hype or respect that. he was a amateur compared to these other living legends of the music world.

 

[huntingthem]

In my opinion Kurt was the last great rock star...

Well we know he was a good shooter, he sure didn't have any problem hitting his target....

 

[sirhrmechanic]

In case anyone missed the above reference... Not that there are any of those here. At least not since certain folks were banned...

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Apparently, someone is not happy about T-shirts at their elementary school... Teachers Union in full melt-down.

Personally, I want to give this kid a full scholarship to the engineering school of his choice!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[Mike 556]

Sarge, you made my weekend with this one. That's fucking hilarious! I'm pouring a drink in your honor.
Here's to you , you sick bastard. Thanks for the laughs!
Mike

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Sarge, you made my weekend with this one. That's fucking hilarious! I'm pouring a drink in your honor.
Here's to you , you sick bastard. Thanks for the laughs!
Mike
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[mdmp5]

I wish we could actually see where that guy ended up

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I wish we could actually see where that guy ended up

Marrried with that fat skank pushing out babies.... Pathetic... but will you bet against me?

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[mdmp5]

Marrried with that fat skank pushing out babies.... Pathetic... but will you bet against me?

Cheers,

Sirhr

Well he may not have hit tower 2, but he might be dead as shit

 

[Threadcutter308]

Marrried with that fat skank pushing out babies.... Pathetic... but will you bet against me?

Cheers,

Sirhr

You’re not wrong.......evidenced by the fact that he got on that gol ‘danged contraption with her in the first place. I bet the only faster ride he’s ever had is an erection exiting ejection offa the top of her after she’s had her way with him.

 

[168BTHPM]

Shit did you have to call a tow truck?

 

[168BTHPM]

Anyone ever have feetloaf before?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

168 can be a sneaky fucker if he will stop huffing pink Krylon for a few minutes, you may want to go back and look closer.

 

[1J04]

 

[Veer_G]

How the fuck am I supposed to follow a post like that?

 

[168BTHPM]

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I love this. I just sent it to the son of a friend of mine who joined the Marine Corps. about a year ago. Right after he turned 18 he was in the shop and all the old guys were sitting around discussing the finer points of the art of eating pussy. He was sincerely getting grossed out. I said, "You can't be serious. You are getting grossed out by the thought of muff diving?" He said, "I don't know how you old fuckers can do that, it's gross". I said, "Boy you better learn and quickly, and when you are eating pussy stick your thumb up her rear and stir the giblets. When you come up for air you better be smiling and your face, from ear to ear and forehead to neck, better look like the inside of a sticky bun wrapper." You could see the color leaving his face, we thought he was going to puke right there. He sat there for a little bit then got up and slowly walked out of the room.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[1J04]

You ta

How the fuck am I supposed to follow a post like that?

You tap or click on my avatar, then hit "Follow".

 

[Barneybdb]

For 1J, he will probably find a use for it soon............

 

[1J04]

For 1J, he will probably find a use for it soon............







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Just one more reason why I love ya Brother!

 

[Threadcutter308]

You ta



You tap or click on my avatar, then hit "Follow".

I did.....Didn't help.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I love this. I just sent it to the son of a friend of mine who joined the Marine Corps. about a year ago. Right after he turned 18 he was in the shop and all the old guys were sitting around discussing the finer points of the art of eating pussy. He was sincerely getting grossed out. I said, "You can't be serious. You are getting grossed out by the thought of muff diving?" He said, "I don't know how you old fuckers can do that, it's gross". I said, "Boy you better learn and quickly, and when you are eating pussy stick your thumb up her rear and stir the giblets. When you come up for air you better be smiling and your face, from ear to ear and forehead to neck, better look like the inside of a sticky bun wrapper." You could see the color leaving his face, we thought he was going to puke right there. He sat there for a little bit then got up and slowly walked out of the room.

Jesus, did he need a cane or a walker ? (You almost can't be serious.....?).

 

[168BTHPM]

Jesus, did he need a cane or a walker ? (You almost can't be serious.....).

I am serious he almost got physically sick. He did turn out to be a decent Marine though. He has gotten to the point he can almost mop up rain as fast as it comes down. He also has a REALLY good looking girl friend so he is doing something right.

 

[168BTHPM]

You tap or click on my avatar, then hit "Follow".

So many possibilities to edit a post exist here. I just can't do it. I will wait for Dirty D and see if he will in his infinite, assistant moderator, wisdom.

 

[1J04]

I love this. I just sent it to the son of a friend of mine who joined the Marine Corps. about a year ago. Right after he turned 18 he was in the shop and all the old guys were sitting around discussing the finer points of the art of eating pussy. He was sincerely getting grossed out. I said, "You can't be serious. You are getting grossed out by the thought of muff diving?" He said, "I don't know how you old fuckers can do that, it's gross". I said, "Boy you better learn and quickly, and when you are eating pussy stick your thumb up her rear and stir the giblets. When you come up for air you better be smiling and your face, from ear to ear and forehead to neck, better look like the inside of a sticky bun wrapper." You could see the color leaving his face, we thought he was going to puke right there. He sat there for a little bit then got up and slowly walked out of the room.

Awesome. A buddy I worked with for like 14 yrs was a Marine. Entered the service when he was 16 or 17. Mom signed him in. Ended up DI. Hated us talking about eating at the Y. We'd usually strike it up bout the time he'd chow . Pissed him off more than omly a few dozens of times.

Then a couple guys allegedly started a rumor in dispatch, where one of my Sisters worked, that he was raped in Bootcamp. One of the Gals seriously got teary eyed from the story. Felt so sorry for him. Then the 2 guys just went back into the Jail.

I believe it was like 4 days later when it got back to him. Then it happened. I'll say he didn't stand a chance. He was like a pissed red faced 260lbs against a combined 550. He bit off more than he could chew, god love'm.